Ready to laugh with your friends and family? Wing it by sharing these chicken jokes with them. They will think you are a real comedi-hen!
Jokes are one of the best ways to bond with your friends and family, and these chicken jokes are really no exception. The plot chickens with laughter as you make everyone cluck with these funny jokes. No one will think you are up to old chicks with these jokes, because they are family-friendly so that everyone can enjoy them together, so get ready to wing it as you throw out every chick in the book!
Keep the clucking going and share these other great jokes with them, like our guess who jokes, our winter jokes, and our elk jokes.
chicken jokes
Q: What do you call a bird who’s too afraid to fly?
A: A chicken!
Q: How does a chicken send mail to her friends?
A: In a hen-velope.
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: An eggplant.
Q: What do chickens study at college?
A: Egg-onomics.
Q: Did you hear about the chicken that could lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.
Q: Where’s the best place to find information on eggs?
A: In the hen-cyclopedia.
Q: Why did Mozart hate chickens?
A: All they say is, “Bach-Bach-Bach!”
Q: What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow?
A: A roost beef.
Q: What do you call a bird with no wings?
A: A flap.
Q: How do baby chickens dance?
A: Chick-to-chick.
Q: How do chickens leave a building?
A: They use the eggs-it!
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The cluck o’ the Irish!
Q: How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
A: The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Q: What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A: A chick flick.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
A: An alarm cluck.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: It was a little chicken.
Q: Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
A: Attila the Hen.
Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep.
Q: The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
A: The police suspect fowl play.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: He wanted to get to the other slide.
Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hen-durance.
Q: What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
A: It was egg-spelled.
Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A: A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
A: To get the chicken back!
Q: What do chickens call school tests?
A: Eggs-aminations.
Q: What’s a chicken’s favorite book?
A: How to Wing Friends and Influence People.
Q: Which dance will a chicken not do?
A: The foxtrot.
Q: What have you got to lose?
A: Throw your hat into the wing!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the droid cross the road?
A: Because a chicken programmed it.
Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A: A poultry-geist.
Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker!
Q: What day do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll.
Q: Why does the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: They start from scratch.
Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: Because they beat eggs.
Q: What is the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick.
Q: Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets?
A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched!
Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A: A hensemble.
Q: What do you call someone who steals a chicken?
A: A chicken pot pirate.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q: What eggs does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The chicken next to him farted.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a chicken sitting next to him.
“Are you a chicken?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?”
The chicken replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell.
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people pox!”
Q: What time do chickens wake up in the morning?
A: At the cluck of dawn.
Q: Why did the lonely chicken cross the road?
A: To meet up with his other chicken friends.
Q: What do chickens tell scary stories about?
A: The Poultrygeist.
Q: What sound does a negative rooster make?
A: Cock a doodle don’t.
Q: Why did everyone laugh at the chicken?
A: She was a real comedihen.
Q: What do chickens dance to?
A: Henhouse music.
Q: Why did the chickens try and escape?
A: They felt cooped up.
Q: What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
A: Chicken.
Q: How do chickens feel when you remove their feathers?
A: Plucking terrible.
Q: What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning?
A: Alarm clucks.
Q: What do sick chickens get?
A: Human-pox.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken?
A: A peckyderm.
Q: Which US state has the most chickens?
A: Yolklahoma.
Q: Which US state do chickens avoid?
A: Kentucky.
Q: What do chickens fear the most?
A: The Apeckalypse.
Q: Why did the young rooster act like his dad?
A: Like feather, like son.
Q: What do poetic chickens enjoy?
A: Spoken word poultry.
Q: Why are some chickens treated better than others?
A: Because of the pecking order.
Q: Why do people pinch their noses when walking past the chicken coop?
A: Because of the fowl odor.
Q: How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
A: Cluckbait.
Q: Why did the rooster never come home to his hen?
A: He was free range.
Q: Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs?
A: Because she mislaid them.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer
Q: Why did the rooster go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see the chicken strip
Q: What do you call a great chicken?
A: Impeckable
Q: Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC?
A: It wasn’t on her bucket list.
Q: How do you send a chicken a letter?
A: In a henvelope.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What do young chickens like to watch?
A: Chick flicks.
Q: What do confused chickens lay?
A: Scrambled eggs.
Q: What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: Why don’t chicks stop making noise?
A: Talk is cheep.
Q: What do chicken philosophers think about?
A: The meaning of eggsistence.
Q: What happens when hens and roosters get together?
A: It’s eggciting.
Q: What do chickens call it when you crack an egg?
A: An eggsecution.
Q: What does a hen say when she lays an egg?
A: Eggscuse me.
Q: Why did the policeman interrogate the egg?
A: To make it crack.
Q: What do you do if you see a hen laying?
A: Egg her on.
Q: How do chickens like their eggs?
A: Hatched.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up.
Q: What do you call someone who knows everything about how chickens are born?
A: An eggspert.
Q: Why did the hen show off her eggs?
A: To set a good egg-xample.
Q: What did the counselor say to the egg?
A: Say no to crack.
Q: What advice do you give a farmer who’s had some eggs stolen?
A: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
Q: Why did the farmer lose his eggs?
A: He had no clutch control.
Q: Why was the chicken different from the others?
A: Because she was a little eggcentric.
Q: What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head?
A: The yolk’s on you.
Q: How do you know if an egg joke is good?
A: If it cracks you up.
Q: What did the one egg say to the other egg?
A: Last one out’s a rotten egg.
Q: What do chickens study in school?
A: Eggonomics.
Q: How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics?
A: Eggzams.
Q: Why did the chicken lay an egg every day?
A: She had hendurance.
Q: When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel?
A: Egg-static.
Q: What do you do with a shy chick?
A: Try get it to come out of its shell.
Q: What do you think of these egg jokes?
A: They aren’t all that they cracked up to be.
Q: Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon?
A: To see which came first.
Q: Why did the hen only lay in Winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.
Q: What happens if you put an egg in the microwave?
A: It eggsplodes.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: To get to the other side faster.
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: Because the lights were about to change!
Q: Why did the turkey run across the road?
A: To prove it wasn’t chicken.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: Just to cock a doodle do something.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance.
Q: Why did the chicken and the egg race across the road?
A: To see which came first, the chicken or the egg!
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was busy.
Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion.
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.
Q: Why did the chick cross the road?
A: For cheep thrills.
Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To get to the car accident on the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross again?
A: Because it was a dirty double-crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken go through the Powerpoint presentation?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it’d be a chicken sudan!
Q: What do chickens order for dessert?
A: Coop-cakes!
Chicken Puns
- Chick a sickie.
- Get chicked out.
- Chick overboard.
- Look out for my bag of chicks!
- Every chick in the book.
- Just wing it!
- Hey! How’s chicks?
- Never misses a chick.
- You’re just a one chick pony!
- You are the wind beneath my chicken wings!
- A chick of the light.
- Chick or treat.
- If you like it, then you should put a wing on it!
- Chicks of the trade.
- I see you are up to your old chicks.
- We are as chick as thieves.
- You know blood is chicker than water!
- We are really in the chick of things!
- The plot chickens.
- Hey, beautiful. I am chicken you out!
- It’s going chick and fast.
- Poultry in motion.
- We are in this together, through chick and thin.
- Wow. You know how to lay it on chick.
- If you were a chicken, you sure would be im-peck-able.
- You’re a real comedi-hen.
- No harm, no foul.
- To turn on the TV, just cluck on that button!
- I really can’t wing for losing!
- Her explanation clucked with me straight away.
Do you have some other favorite chicken jokes? Don’t forget to share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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