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Jokes are the best! These airplane jokes soar above the competition. This collection of jokes will leave you laughing long after the punch line. You will love these airplane jokes especially because they are kid-friendly and totally appropriate. Thank goodness there is no more cringing or hoping your kids don’t understand the punch line! Get these jokes ready for your next adventure! Pair these jokes with our other awesome jokes like our graduation jokes, lemon jokes or our camping jokes.
The Best Airplane Jokes for Kids
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
- How does cupid visit his girlfriend? On an arrow-plane!
- How often do airplanes crash? Just once.
- What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? It’s a terminal illness.
- What do you call a flying policeman? A heli-copper!
- What do you call a helicopter with a cold? A heli-coughter!
- What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off? The Hanger Games.
- What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane? Tobler One.
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
- What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
- What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!
- What has a nose and flies but can’t smell? An airplane!
- What is a vampire’s favorite airline? Scare Canada!
- Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? Kitty-hawk.
- Why did the airplane get sent to his room? Bad altitude.
- Why did the kid study in the airplane? Because he wanted a higher education!
- Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
- Why did the students study in the airplane? Because they wanted higher grades.
- I designed a crash proof airplane made out of rubber. It’s called the Boing 747.
- If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
- What did they call the company that makes rubber planes? Boing!
- What do you call a plane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
- What happens to bad plane jokes? They never land.
- Where does a mountain climber keep his airplane? In a cliffhanger.
- Why is development in airline engineering so slow? No one wants to make a groundbreaking design.
- What if a dog flew the first airplane? It just wouldn’t be Wright.
- Did you hear about the pilot who did well in interviews? He was great at landing a job.
- Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam? He passed with flying colors.
- What do you call travelling on a flying carpet? A rugged experience.
- What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? A plane in the neck.
- Where can you find the Great Plains? At the great airports!
- Will invisible airplanes ever happen? I just can’t see them taking off.
- Why didn’t the flight attendant let me change my seat that time I sat next to a crying baby? They won’t do it if the baby’s yours.
- What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach.
- Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t fly? The Wrong Brothers.
- What sound did the make airplane make on the trampoline? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
- What does the propeller do on a plane? It keeps the pilot cool. if you think I’m wrong, stop it and watch him sweat!
- What do airplane builders say about their job? It’s riveting.
- Did you hear my new idea for an airplane? I don’t think it’s going to fly.
- What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist designed the airplane; a pessimist put in the seatbelts.
- Everyone knows two wrongs don’t make a right, but what do two Wrights make? An airplane.
- Why did everyone scream when I held the door open for them? We were on a plane.
- Do you know what happened when I tried airplane mode for the first time? I threw my phone but it didn’t fly.
- What do pilots say when asked if they like their job? It has its ups and downs.
- What do we want? Airplane noises. When do we want them? Neeeeeeooooow!
- What happened when the little boy opened a window on an airplane? He had his head in the clouds for a moment.
- Which is a pilot’s favorite day? Flyday!
- What do you call an airplane that’s about to crash? It’s an error plane.
- What kind of crisps can you buy at the airport? Plane crisps!
- Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants? To save time later.
- My wife and I have decided never to talk again about my addiction to aviation puns. It’s a soar subject.
- What is the difference between God and an airline pilot? God doesn’t think he’s an airline pilot.
- Why do flight attendants make great astronauts? They know how to take up space.
- Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots? They never hit anything.
- What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students? I’m only going to demonstrate this once, so look closely.
- My son saw an airplane in the sky, and he asked me what it was doing. I said it was running air.
- Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview: I’m down-to-earth.
- Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot? He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet.
- Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane? It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good.
- What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously? Han YOLO
- What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane chocolate.
- Why can’t spiders become pilots? Because they only know how to tailspin
- Where can you find Tom Cruise on a flight? In Risky Business.
- What do you call a flying primate? A hot air baboon.
- A plane crashed, and every single person died, except two. Why? Because they were a couple.
- I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
- Surely you can fly this plane! Yes, I can. And don’t call me Shirley.
- What is a fleet of helicopters called? Hellacopters.
- My friend started a business selling helicopters. It’s really starting to take off.
- Do you know how the French came up with the word for helicopter? Hey, Look Up There!
- What’s the deal with airline food? This is not a joke. I think it’s really plane.
- The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany. It was the wurst.
- What do you do with wood after you cut and split it? Pi-lot.
- Who invented the paper airplane? The Write Brothers.
- An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die? Starved to death on the way down.
- Airplanes are atheists, but jets are religious. Why? Because Jetspray.
- What’s the difference between an airplane and a baby? An airplane goes from city to city, a baby goes from tiddy to tiddy.
- As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable. Then I remembered that I was in economy.
- I don’t find airplane jokes funny. To me, they’re just really Boeing.
- Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would quack up!
- Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows? Who knows — it’s not like anyone’s going to look in at 30,000 feet.
- What does a person who dislikes airplane food say when he’s served with chicken steak? “Let’s hope for the breast!”
- What did the airline passenger say to the check-in clerk? “If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?”
- The attendant at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said, “Window or Aisle?” I replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
- What kind of shoes do airplanes wear? High heels!
- Why was the airplane ill? It had the flew!
- Sure geology rocks…. But aviation is really fly!
- What’s the difference between a copilot and a jet engine? The jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
- My Dad really wanted me to make paper planes with him. Eventually I folded.
- I was arrested for taking a photo of a landing airplane. I was charged with in descent exposure.
- How do flat-earthers travel the world? On a plane.
- What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel.
- I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower. It’s okay, it was in airplane mode.
- What did the airplane say to the helicopter? Mad props, yo!
- Did you know I can fly on United Airlines from Los Angles to New York in just 60 seconds? I even called and asked how long it would take, she told me “just a minute”
- What do you call a fast food company that also manufactures airliners? McDonald’s Douglas.
- I love aviation jokes, but, They always seem to go over people’s heads.
- What do you call Harry Potter in a plane? The flying sorcerer.
- I can’t believe I’m almost finished with aviation school… This last semester has really flown by.
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