When it comes to road tripping, you have to have some awesome road trip jokes to help pass the time and to stay awake! We are sharing the best road trip jokes that you are going to love!
Summer is here and we are all about the road trips, especially this year! I think we have everything set from our road trip play lists, road trip truth or dare, combined with all our other awesome road trip games to help the kids (and adults) stay entertained, and of course with these road trip jokes! Gather all these fun things and hit the road exploring! While you are at it, don’t forget to grab our massive list of jokes for kids to take with you on your trip as well.
Ready for more jokes? Check out these!
The Best Road Trip Jokes
- Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill Areas
- How can you tell elephants love to travel? They always pack their own trunk!
- Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square
- Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation? The HimaLeah
- Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
- Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she didn’t see that well
- Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!
- Why did the witch stay in a hotel? She heard they had great broom service!
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
- Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!
- What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves? The road!
- What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? It’s a terminal illness
- What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!
- What do you drink while riding a camel? Camel-mile tea
- How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico? With the help of a hose eh.
- Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
- What travels around the world but stays in one place? A Stamp
- Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day? Croak-a-Cola!
- Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
- What is a vampire’s favourite airline? Scare Canada!
- Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!
- What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
- Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
- How do rabbits get to their holiday destination? By hare-plane!
- What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
- What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A Pool table
- What Holiday does a Jewish car celebrate? Honk-in-ka.
- Where do eggs go on summer vacation? New Yolk City!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
- What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!
- Where do goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe!
- Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.
- Where do ants go for vacation? Frants
- Which country has the most germs? Germany
- Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map!
- Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? He went to Maliboo
- Why did the Romanian stop reading? To give her Bucharest
- What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation? I’m back
- What do goblins mail their friends while on vacation? Ghostcards
- Why did the airplane get sent to his room? He had a bad altitude
- What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!
- What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach
- Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys
- Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation? They’d get called for traveling!
- Is oud laughing allowed in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?
Got some other awesome road trip jokes? Tell them to us in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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