175 Best Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Win Their Heart

Last Updated on February 7, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Let’s be honest, there are a million ways to flirt with someone. If you want to make someone blush and give them a chuckle these flirty knock knock jokes are the key to getting to know them better!

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Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

First impressions mean everything when meeting someone for the first time, especially when it is someone that you like! Sure you can use a pick up line to make them laugh or roll their eyes, but why not make a lasting impression with these flirty knock knock jokes. Not only will it lighten the mood, but it might also break the ice and spark the perfect conversation to get to know them more! If you are looking for kid-friendly jokes, be sure to check out our jokes for kids.

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175 Perfect Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I always will!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Max. Max who? Max me happy, be my sweetheart?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah reason I can’t get you off my mind.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Any hope you’ll go out with me?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-cuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lily. Lily who? Lily of the valley, you make my heart bloom.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Danny. Danny who? Danny love me as much as I love you?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?Ben over and kiss me!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in case you didn’t know, I think you’re amazing.
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia, who?
  • Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you, who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Grace. Grace who? The Grace your presence is all I need to be happy.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Racy. Racy who? Racy thoughts of you make my heart race.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise your boyfriend!
  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, don’t you?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?Ben thinking about you all day.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee . Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Paul. Paul who? Paul I want is you by my side.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bella. Bella who? Bella-dyful, that’s what you are to me!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark my words, I’m falling for you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts on going out with me?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke into my eyes and you’ll see how much I like you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce fall in love, baby!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Evvie. Evvie, who? Evvie thing that I have is yours, darling.
  •  Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spelling bee. Spelling bee, who? Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Johann. Johann, who? Johann a beautiful smile!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita kiss from you, please!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and give me a kiss!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Emily. Emily who? Emily thing about you drives me crazy!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce always be together, forever!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Kyle. Kyle who? Kyle me later, but can I take you out tonight?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to say how much I love you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy the stars align, our love shines bright!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how beautiful you are?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo, who? Aldo anything for you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mayer. Mayer, who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? (Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oman. Oman, who? Oman, you are cute!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? I needle little love right now.
  • Knock knock? Who’s there? Russian. Russian who? I’m Russian to get your number.
  • Knock knock? Who’s there? Ike. Ike who? Ike-ant wait to see you!
  • Knock knock? Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Amish you too!
  • Knock knock? Who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
  • Knock knock? Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you up to later tonight?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy I’m next to you, my heart skips a beat.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah one else can compare to you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I’m so grateful to have you in my life!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your heart, you’ll find my love for you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah reason, I can’t stop loving you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule.Yule who? Yule always be my holiday and everyday love.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot a day goes by that I’m not grateful for you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro, who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body.
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bliss. Bliss who? Blissful is how I feel being married to you.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Vow. Vow who? Vow to love, honor, and cherish you forever.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid must be around because I’m falling for you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherbet. Sherbet who? Sherbet you’ll be mine?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espressoing my love for you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Juan! Juan, who? The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me. 
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah better place than right here with you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Egg! Egg, who? Eggcited to meet you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lenna. Lenna, who? Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.
  • Knock, knock!Who’s there? Ivana.Ivana, who? Ivana kiss your lips.
  • Knock knock.
  • Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be prepared for a flirty good time!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Glitter. Glitter who? Glitter you and me, let’s make some sparks!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda join me for a flirty adventure?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Soda. Soda who? Soda-lighted to meet you, cutie!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Spice. Spice who? Ready to Spice up your life with some flirty fun!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your heart, baby!
  • Knock, knock! Whos there? You’re..  You’re, who? You’re beautiful.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy hope we can go on a date soon!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice! Candice, Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honeydew! Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar, I’m irresistibly attracted to you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Tango. Tango who? Tango with me into a flirty dance of love!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who? Bumblebee mine, flirty Valentine!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Cherry. Cherry who? Cherry on top, you’re the sweetest flirt!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Dream. Dream who? Dreaming of being your special someone.
  • Knock, knock!  Who’s there? Howard Howard, who? Howard you like a big kiss? 
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby-solutely adore you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aretha. Aretha, who? Aretha flowers for you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iowa aunt, sh! Iowa aunt, sh who? Really? I want you too!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan, who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Magnet. Magnet who? Magnetized by your irresistible charm.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Whisk. Whisk who? Whisk me away with your flirty smile.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Serendipity. Serendipity who? Serendipity brought us together, let’s explore the sparks.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Flirtini. Flirtini who? Flirtini with me, and let’s have a delightful time.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Echo. Echo who? Echoing the love I have for you, forever.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aardvark. Aardvark, who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Zach. Zach who? Zach you’re cute, can I have your number?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arnie. Arnie, who? Arnie having fun?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who? Juno I love you, don’t you?
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hobbits! Hobbits, who? Hobbits going out for a drink later?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Hazel. Hazel who? Hazel-nut believe how attracted I am to you!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Blissful. Blissful who? Blissful moments shared with you are unforgettable.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I can’t resist your allure.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get together and turn up the heat!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan and only, you’re the one I desire!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Vino. Vino who? Vino you going to give in to my charm?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Frank . Frank who? Frankly, my dear, I can’t stop thinking about you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butch. Butch, who? Butch your arms around me!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Needle! Needle, who? Needle a little love right now.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Naughty. Naughty who? Naughty or nice, you make my heart race.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Chemistry. Chemistry who? Chemistry between us is undeniable.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Flirtation. Flirtation who? Flirtation is an art, and you’ve mastered it.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Temperature. Temperature who? Temperature rises when we’re close, can you feel it too?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sensation. Sensation who? Sensation of your touch drives me wild.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sizzle. Sizzle who? Sizzle and spark, we’re a flirty work of art.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Al! Al, who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Tina. Tina who? A Tina little bit of love and affection goes a long way!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my heart skipping a beat when I see you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese, who? Cheese a cute girl!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s, who? Hershey’s kiss
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Marry. Marry, who? Marry me.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Temptation. Temptation who? Temptation lingers when you’re around, can’t resist it.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Enchantress. Enchantress who?
  • Enchantress of desire, you cast a spell on me.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss, who? Kiss me!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Rendezvous. Rendezvous who? Rendezvous under the stars, let’s create magic together.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Tantalizing. Tantalizing who? You! Tantalizing moments with you are pure bliss.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Exquisite. Exquisite who? Exquisite beauty, you take my breath away.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter, who? Waiter I get my hands on you.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe, who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange, who? Orange you stunning.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Value. Value, who? Value be my Valentine?
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Infatuation. Infatuation who? Infatuation has taken hold, can’t resist this attraction.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Flaming. Flaming who? Flaming passion burns between us, let’s ignite it.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!
  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Aherd. Aherd who? Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Baby owl. Baby owl, who? Baby owl see you later at my place.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee, who? Honeybee nice and open the door.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood, who? Sherwood like to be your valentine!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise, who? This guy is your boyfriend!

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