50 Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Make Them Blush!

Last Updated on August 20, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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Let’s be honest, there are a million ways to flirt with someone. If you want to make someone blush and give them a chuckle these flirty knock knock jokes are the key to getting to know them better!

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

First impressions mean everything when meeting someone for the first time, especially when it is someon that you like! Sure you can use a pick up line to make them laugh or roll their eyes, but why not make a lasting impression with these flirty knockc knnock jokes. Not only will it lighten the mood, but it might also break the ice and spark the perfect conversation to get to know them more!

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50 Perfect Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pauline!

Pauline Who?

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben over and kiss me!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cynthia.

Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away, I missed you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

I love you!

I love you who?

Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Evvie.

Evvie who?

Evvie thing that I have is yours, darling.

 Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spelling bee.

Spelling bee who?

Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Johann.

Johann who?

Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aldo!

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mayer.

Mayer who?

Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Oman.

Oman who?

Oman, you are cute!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

De Niro!

De Niro who?

De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Anime!

Anime who?

Are you from Japan?

Cause you got anime-zing body. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Juan!

Juan who?

The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Egg!

Egg who?

Eggcited to meet you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lenna.

Lenna who?

Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana kiss your lips.

Knock, knock!

Whos there? 

You’re..  

You’re who? 

You’re beautiful.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Candice!

Candice Who?

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew!

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock, knock! 

Who’s there? 

Howard 

Howard who? 

Howard you like a big kiss? 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aretha.

Aretha who?

Aretha flowers for you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there? 

Iowa aunt, sh! 

Iowa aunt, sh who? 

Really? I want you too!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark, who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Arnie.

Arnie who?

Arnie having fun?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Hobbits!

Hobbits who?

Hobbits going out for a drink later?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Butch.

Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Needle!

Needle who?

Needle a little love right now.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Al!

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hershey’s

Hershey’s who?

Hershey’s *kiss*

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Marry.

Marry who?

Marry me.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss me!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Waiter.

Waiter who?

Waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who?

How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you stunning.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Value.

Value who?

Value be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee nice and open the door.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Disguise!

Disguise who?

This guy is your boyfriend!

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