75+ Gobble-rrific Turkey Jokes

Last Updated on March 11, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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These turkey jokes are the perfect way to get laughing around the table during your Thanksgiving festivities with your friends and family!

We love a good joke, especially when it comes to holiday jokes! It always helps lighten the situation and just gets people laughing. These turkey jokes are not only for Thanksgiving, but to tell anytime you want to talk about turkeys and laugh!

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The Best Turkey Jokes Ever!

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
Q: What’s the best song to listen to when cooking a turkey?
A: All about that baste.
Q: What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Q: If a large turkey is called a gobbler, then what is a small turkey called?
Q: What happened when the turkey played football?
A: It got variolated for fowl play
Q: What is blue and covered in feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath.
Q: What do you call it when you cross some leftover turkey with a pointy black hat?
Q: What did the ghost put on the turkey on Thanksgiving?
Q: Why was the turkey sitting on the tomahawk?
Q: What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost?
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Q: Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
A: Because they use fowl language!
Q: What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?
A: I only have pies for you.
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Q: What did grandma say when picking out the turkey?
A: Go big or gourd home.
Q: What musical instrument does turkey always bring?
Q: What do you get when you cross breed an octopus with a turkey?
A: Finally, enough drumsticks for everyone.
Q: What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving?
Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
A: He always brings his own drumsticks.
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy
Q: What did the turkey say to the smelly turkey?
A: You have a fowl body odor!
Q: What is the right age to get married?
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Q: How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
A: She took the gravy train.
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wiiiing, Wiiiing! Wiiiing!
Q: If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: How would you tell turkey soup is bad for your health?
A: When you are a turkey.
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Q: What is the official dance of Thanksgiving called?
Q: What do turkeys like to do on weekends?
Q: Why do turkeys gobble?
A: Because they never learned table manners.
Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Q: Why was the turkey taken to jail? 
A: The police suspected fowl play.
Q:  If we get fruits from fruit trees, then from where do we get turkeys?
Q: What animal has the worst eating habit?
A: The turkey, because it gobbles everything up.
Q:  How is a chicken different from a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: Why did the turkey visit the cosmetic clinic before Thanksgiving day?
A: For its breast and thigh reductions.
Q: If we want to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving day, what does a turkey want?
A:  It just wants to escape from us!
Q: What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Q: What were two English turkeys discussing on Thanksgiving day?
A: To be or not to be stuffed, that is the question.
Q: Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
 A: He sensed fowl play.
Q: Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
A: They saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
 A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q: What do you call it when a turkey lays eggs on top of a barn?
Q: Which animal needs no musical gear to march on a parade?
A: A turkey as it can march to the beat of its own drumsticks.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What wish did the turkey make on his birthday?
A: That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.
Q: What is an offbeat turkey called?
Q: Why are turkeys not good at tennis?
A: Because they only hit fowl balls
Q: How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
A: They took the gravy train.
Q: Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
A: It appealed to his baster instincts.
Q: What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Q: What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?
A: I only have pies for you.
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.
Q: What does turkey wear on Thanksgiving day?
Q: What key won’t open any door?
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Q: What is the greatest fear of a turkey?
Q: Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
A: She ran out of thyme.
Q: Why are turkey and a sofa alike?
A: They are both full of stuffing!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: The chicken had Thanksgiving off.
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed.
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Q: What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
A: Peck on someone your own size!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
A: He was ready for a roast.
Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
Q: Where can one find a turkey that has no legs?
A: Exactly where one leaves it!
Q: What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
Q: What is a running turkey called?

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