November is that cozy in-between month, fall leaves everywhere, Thanksgiving on the way, and winter quietly knocking at the door. Whether you need laughs for the classroom, dinner table, or just to survive the long stretch before Christmas, these November jokes for kids are clean, seasonal, and actually funny.
Top 10 November Jokes
- Why did the turkey cross the road on November 1st?
To get to the other side before Thanksgiving! - When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary. - What did the tree say to the wind in November?
Leaf me alone! - What do comedians call Thanksgiving?
Pranks-giving. - What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot. - Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing! - What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky! - What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key! - Why do people love November?
They fall for it every year. - What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!
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Fall & Autumn November Jokes
- What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you. - If money really did grow on trees, what would everyone’s favorite season be?
Fall. - Why are trees so carefree in November?
They let loose every fall. - What was Humpty Dumpty’s favorite month?
November — because he had a great fall. - Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in November?
They fall for anything. - What is the cutest season of the year?
Awww-tumn.
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Thanksgiving & Turkey Jokes
- What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving. - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey — he’s already stuffed. - What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Har-VEST. - Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
It had 24 carrots. - What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
I-scream! - What do you call a turkey with bad manners?
Fowl-mannered. - What happens when a turkey gets into a fight in November?
He gets the stuffing knocked out of him.
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Food, Harvest & Fall Flavor Jokes
- Why was the apple grower sent to prison?
In-cider trading. - What might you get from expired apple cider?
Bad cider-effects. - What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi. - What’s a potato’s favorite game in November?
MASH. - What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie?
Your teeth. - What do ducks put in their soup?
Quackers.
Pilgrims & History Jokes
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
Puritan. - What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?
A Pilgraham. - How did the Pilgrims bring cows to America?
On the Moo-flower. - What music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock. - How did Mayflower sailors say hello?
They waved.
November Wordplay & Month Jokes
- Which month is furry and lives in the woods?
Novem-bear. - What’s the most negative month?
NO-vember. - Which month takes forever?
Slow-vember. - What month is all about feet?
Toe-vember. - When is the best time to plant things?
Grow-vember.
School, Sports & Everyday November Jokes
- What do lawyers wear in November?
Lawsuits. - Why did the football team go to the bank in November?
To get their quarterback. - Why did Johnny get low grades after Thanksgiving?
Everything is marked down. - Why did the calendar apply for a job in November?
It wanted to make some dates.
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More November Jokes You’ll Love
- Why does November always feel tired?
Because it just came right after Octo-ber. - Why did the leaf bring a suitcase in November?
It was ready to fall away. - What’s November’s favorite pickup line?
“I’m falling for you.” - Why don’t turkeys use social media in November?
Too many followers. - What kind of weather do turkeys hate most?
Fowl conditions. - Why did the sweater love November?
It finally got picked. - What do leaves study in school in November?
Fall-gebra. - Why did the pumpkin sit outside all November?
It didn’t want to squash its vibe. - What do turkeys text each other in November?
“Gobble later.” - Why is November great at keeping secrets?
Because it keeps things under wraps. - Why did the scarecrow love November?
It was outstanding in its field all season. - What’s November’s favorite exercise?
Leaf lifting. - Why did the gravy feel confident in November?
It knew it would get poured on thick. - Why did the turkey bring a notebook?
To work on his stuffing. - What’s November’s favorite sound?
Crunchy leaves. - Why don’t leaves ever argue in November?
They just let things go. - Why did the calendar feel stressed in November?
Too many dates and not enough time. - What do pumpkins dream about in November?
Squash goals. - Why is November so good at storytelling?
It always has a great fall plot. - Why did the apple blush in November?
It got pressed into cider. - What’s a turkey’s favorite app in November?
Insta-gobble. - Why do people walk slower in November?
They don’t want to slip into winter yet. - Why did the leftovers break up in November?
Too much reheating. - What does November say to October?
“Thanks for setting the mood.” - Why did the pie feel important in November?
It was the centerpiece. - What do leaves use to text each other?
Fall phones. - Why did November bring a blanket everywhere?
Just in case. - Why was the turkey so calm in November?
He was well-seasoned. - What does November order at a café?
Anything pumpkin-spiced. - Why is November great at teamwork?
Everyone chips in.
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November may be short on holidays, but it’s long on laughs. Whether you’re sharing these jokes at Thanksgiving dinner, in the classroom, or during a cozy fall night at home, we hope they bring a little extra fun to your season.
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