65 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes That Are Pumpkin’ Special

Last Updated on November 10, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Knock knock? Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Anyone seen the gravy? If you are ready for this joke and whole lot more Thanksgiving knock knock jokes, then scroll on down for some real knock knock fun this Thanksgiving.

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Jokes are my favorite, but for some reason, I love a good knock knock joke, especially when it is holiday themed! If you are like me, then you are going to love this giant list of Thanksgiving knock knock jokes to share with your friends and family this Thanksgiving season.

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Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?

Aaron you having more turkey?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aidan.
Aidan who?

Aida nother plate of Thanksgiving dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?

Annie body seen the gravy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ava.
Ava who?

Ava seen A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?

Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?

Darryl be plenty of food for everyone on Turkey Day?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

Dewey have to wait much longer for Pumpkin Pie?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dez.
Dez who?

Dezaster in the kitchen when Dad tries to make the gravy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?

Don eat all the stuffing!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?

Drew hand turkeys for all the place settings.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?

Eddie more sweet potatoes and I’m going to get a tummy ache.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?

Emma real good helper on Thanksgiving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?

Esther any more cranberry sauce?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feather.
Feather who?

Feather the last time, please set the table for Thanksgiving dinner!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franny.
Franny who?

Franny more gravy for the turkey?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?

Gladys Thanksgiving Day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?

Gladys Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?

Hanksgiving is almost here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?

Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?

Harry up, I’m starvin’.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?

Henrietta bunch of stuffing.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?

Holly days like Thanksgiving are wonderful.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?

Howie going to spend Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?

Manny guests are coming for Thanksgiving dinner.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mayflower.
Mayflower who?

Mayflower makes Thanksgiving bread.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?

Mike kid sister loves Thanksgiving.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?

Mary-ca celebrates Thanksgiving every November!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?

Nadia your head if you want pumpkin pie.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nate.
Nate who?

Nate too much on Thanksgiving last year…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?

Odette’s a nice looking pumpkin pie…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?

Patty me on the back for making such a tender turkey.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?

Possum gravy over my mashed potatoes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Savvy.
Savvy who?

Savvy me the drumstick!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?

Tamara we’ll be having turkey again.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?

Waddle you do for big piece of sweet potato pie?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?

Wanda be in the Thanksgiving parade?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?

Wilma know to save the wish bone?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?

Wil Ma make cookies for Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zeb.
Zeb who?

Zeb baster is for making gravy?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?

Arron you having more cranberry sauce?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?

Annie body seen the turkey?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ava.
Ava who?

Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nate.
Nate who?

Nate too much on Thanksgiving last year…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?

Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?

Esther any more gravy?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Feather.
Feather who?

Feather the last time, you have to be the turkey in the play!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?

Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?

Harry up I’m hungry for Thanksgiving dinner!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?

Howie am I suppose to walk in this turkey costume?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mayflower.
Mayflower who?

Mayflowers bloom by Plymouth rock.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Musket.
Musket who?

Musket I be the turkey?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?

Nadia your head when you say “Gobble! Gobble!”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?

Odette’s a big turkey!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving who?

Thanks giving us this turkey.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?

Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?

Wanda be the turkey in the play?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?

Wilma know it’s me in this turkey costume?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?

Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Norma Lee. 
Norma Lee who? 

Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Olive. 
Olive who? 

Olive the stuffing too!

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Aida. 
Aida who? 

Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Phillip. 
Phillip who? 

Phillip a big plate and dig in!
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