If you’ve ever tried to keep kids entertained while waiting for the turkey to finish cooking… you know you need something simple and fun.
Thanksgiving knock knock jokes are perfect for:
- The dinner table
- Classroom parties
- Road trips to Grandma’s house
- Or just filling those long moments before dessert
These Thanksgiving knock knock jokes for kids are clean, silly, and easy for kids to tell themselves, which honestly makes them even better.
If you’re looking for funny Thanksgiving knock knock jokes, you’re in the right place.
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Quick Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey sure it’s time for Thanksgiving dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie hope you saved me a slice! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy glad it’s Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble, gobble! It’s turkey time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe how much food there is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin pie is my favorite! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stuffing.
Stuffing who?
Stuffing my plate with food! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cranberry.
Cranberry who?
Cranberry excited for dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvest.
Harvest who?
Harvest a great Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leftovers.
Leftovers who?
Leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving!
Top 10 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey time! Pass the gravy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie love Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble ’til you wobble! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yam.
Yam who?
Yam what yam eating! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pilgrim.
Pilgrim who?
Pilgrim a plate — I’m hungry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy train coming through! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe it’s Thanksgiving? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stuffing.
Stuffing who?
Stuffing beats being hungry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the holiday cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thanks.
Thanks who?
Thanks for the pie!
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Turkey Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom turkey! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feather.
Feather who?
Feather late than never for dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drumstick.
Drumstick who?
Drumstick around and find out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wobble.
Wobble who?
Wobble you eat too much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baste.
Baste who?
Baste wishes for a happy Thanksgiving!
Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cran.
Cran who?
Cran you pass the sauce? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mash.
Mash who?
Mash potatoes, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roll.
Roll who?
Roll me another biscuit! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hurry up, I’m hungry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple pie is my favorite!
Pilgrim Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayflower.
Mayflower who?
Mayflower please have dessert? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hat.
Hat who?
Hat’s off to Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colony.
Colony who?
Colony want more pie! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvest.
Harvest who?
Harvest the turkey yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feast.
Feast who?
Feast mode activated!
Short & Silly Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grateful.
Grateful who?
Grateful for pie! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leftover.
Leftover who?
Leftover turkey again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nap.
Nap who?
Nap after dinner time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble faster! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey the music up, it’s Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the volume for dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you pass the gravy? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie can’t wait for dessert! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy train coming through! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yam.
Yam who?
Yam glad it’s Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roll.
Roll who?
Roll me another biscuit! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cran.
Cran who?
Cran you believe all this food? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvest.
Harvest who?
Harvest the turkey yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dinner.
Dinner who?
Dinner ready yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plate.
Plate who?
Plate some turkey on here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fall.
Fall who?
Fall into the pumpkin pie! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dessert.
Dessert who?
Dessert first today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey leg.
Turkey leg who?
Turkey leg me grab another! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple pie smells amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nap.
Nap who?
Nap time after dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey trot.
Turkey trot who?
Turkey trot over for dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey day.
Turkey day who?
Turkey day is my favorite! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pie who?
Pumpkin pie is the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feast.
Feast who?
Feast your eyes on this food!
If these Thanksgiving knock knock jokes brought a few giggles to your holiday table, save this list for your classroom party or family dinner.
And if your kids have a favorite knock knock joke we should add, leave it in the comments, we’re always thankful for more laughs.
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