Hilarious Thanksgiving Lunch Box Jokes

Last Updated on November 7, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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Ready to add some laughter to the Thanksgiving season? These Thanksgiving Lunch box Jokes are an easy way to make everyone in your family smile!

Sometimes the holidays can be stressful! On top of all the other tasks we have, we are trying to plan parties and food. It can make you feel like you are stretched pretty thin. With Thanksgiving Lunchbox Jokes, you can have a good laugh and make your child feel special at the same time!

Lunch box jokes are a daily tradition in our house! The kids love to unwrap a surprise in their lunch each day. You can add these to your growing lunch box jokes collection which includes our fall lunch box jokes and our Halloween lunch box jokes. Your child will be so grateful to have a good joke with their food!

If you want more stress-free activities around this time of year try Thanksgiving Would You Rather, and Thanksgiving Scavenger Hunt. We’ve done all the work for you so it’s one less thing you have to worry about this Thanksgiving!

How to Use Lunch box Jokes

We have done all the hard work and created the best Thanksgiving lunch box jokes for your kids. All you have to do is print, cut, and place in their lunch box each morning! 

Lunch box jokes are great for kids of all ages. They will even give you a good laugh while you prepare their lunch! 

What makes these lunch box jokes even more special is being able to customize them on the back. They are intentionally left blank on the back so you can write a small note, give encouragement, share Thanksgiving quotes for kids, or even some words of affirmation for kids!

24 Thanksgiving Lunch Box Jokes

Q. What key has legs but cannot open doors?

A. A turKEY!

Q. What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?

A. Groovy

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A. He had the stuffing knocked right out of him.

Q. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

A. Your teeth

Q. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A. The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q. What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?

A. Why orange you orange?

Q. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A. A har-vest!

Q. How can you make a turkey float?

A. You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. It was the chicken’s day off!

Q. When the Pilgrims landed, where do they stand?

A. On their feet

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A. It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Q. Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

A. Because he has the drumsticks.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A. Peach gobbler!

Q. What can you be thankful for at Thanksgiving?

A. That you’re not a turkey.

Q. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?

A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

A. It had 24 carrots.

Q. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

A. He sensed fowl play.

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A. They suspected it of fowl play.

Q. Why did the cranberries turn red?

A. Because they saw the turkey dressing.

Q. What’s blue and covered in feathers?

A. A turkey holding its breath.

Q. Which side of the turkey has more feathers?

A. The outside

Q. What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?

A. Wobble, wobble.

Q. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

A. The casse-role.

14 thoughts on “Hilarious Thanksgiving Lunch Box Jokes”

  1. My kids love receiving lunchbox jokes! They add a bit of levity – and especially now, are so appreciated! Yours are SUPER cute!


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