These robot jokes will push the right buttons to make your friends and family laugh like there’s no-bot-y watching! They’re great for any classroom, party, or game night so gather everyone for a great time! Your computer just might start laughing along as well!
Jokes can be a great ice breaker when making new friends or catching up with old ones. No one can resist smiling when trying to guess the punchline and hearing how clever they can be.
I know some jokes can be embarrassing with a cringey punch line, but these robot jokes wont byte! They are perfect for any kid and adult of all ages. These jokes have a magnetic attraction that will keep everyone laughing and wanting more!
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Q: What did the robot say to the man he had just met?A: “I am robot.”
Q: What do you call a robot that always runs into walls?A: Wall-E.
Q: What do doggy robots do?A: They byte.
Q: What happens to robots after they go defunct?A: They rust in peace.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite band?A: Metal-lica
Q: Why did the robot chicken cross the road?A: He was programmed to.
Q: Why did the robot fail his exam?A: He was a bit rusty.
Q: How do robots eat salsa?A: With micro-chips.
Q: What do robots wear in winter?A: Re-boots.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite dance?A: The Roomba.
Q: How do robots exercise?A: Circuit training.
Q: Where did the robot go on vacation?A: Bots-wana.
Q: What is a baby robot’s first word?A: Data.
Q: Why did the robot fall in love with the magnet?A: They couldn’t resist their magnetic attraction.
Q: Why do robots make bad teachers?A: They just drone on and on.
Q: Why did the robot need counseling?A: He bot-tled up his emotions.
Q: What do you call a robot that likes to row?A: A row-bot.
Q: How do robots pay for things?A: With cache, of course!
Q: What did the robot say to his crush?A: “I like you a bot.”
Q: What is the name of Optimus Prime’s wife?A: Optimus Prim.
Q: Why did the robot sneeze?A: She had a virus.
Q: Why are robots never lonely?A: Because there R2 of them.
Q: Why did the robot go on vacation?A: To recharge her batteries.
Q: What do you call it when two robots eat in a restaurant together?A: A dinner data.
Q: Why did the robot take a train up the mountain?A: He thought it would be a hard drive.
Q: What do robots read in book club?A: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.
Q: What did the robot’s friends say at his funeral?A: “Rust in peace.”
Q: What do robots drink from?A: A ro-bottle.
Q: What do you call a robot pirate?A: Arrgghhh2-D2.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite movie?A: Raiders of the Lost Spark.
Q: Why did the robot get so angry?A: Everyone was pushing his buttons.
Q: Why did the robot have a hard time making friends?A: He had a real chip on his shoulder.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite book?A: Artificial Intelligence, written by Anne Droid.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite music genre?A: Heavy Metal.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite song?A: “Light My Wire.”
Q: Where do robots sit?A: On their ro-bottoms.
Q: Where do robots go on holiday?A: Wireland.
Q: Why did the robot get married?A: He couldn’t resistor.
Q: What name should you never call a robot?A: Rusty.
Q: What do you call a frozen droid?A: An ice-borg.
Q: What kind of robot lives in Alaska?A: Snow-bots.
Q: Why did the robot fall off his bike?A: He hadn’t ridden in a while and was a little rusty.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?A: They have nerves of steel.
Q: Why isn’t anyone scared of the robot dog?A: His bark is worse than his byte.
Q: Why did the robot go to the bank?A: He needed more cache.
Q: Why was the robot embarrassed?A: He had software and hardware, but no underwear.
Q: Why was the robot dog itchy?A: He had robo-ticks.
Q: How do robots eat pizza?A: One byte at a time.
Q: What does a robot do at lunchtime?A: It has a megabyte.
Q: What do you call a robot which drives a car?A: A road-bot.
Q: What do you call a sad robot?A: A woe-bot.
Q: How do robots drive fast?A: They put their metal to the pedal.
Q: What sound do robot sheep make?A: B-e-e-e-e-e-p…b-e-e-e-e-e-p.
Q: What do you call a robot that doesn’t use deodorant?A: C3-BO.
Q: Did you hear about the writing robot who combined all the books ever written into one big novel?A: It’s a long story.
Q: What is R2D2 short for?A: Because it has little legs.
Q: Why did the robot go back to school?A: Her skills were a little rusty.
Q: I was bored, so I made a robot that distributes herbs.A: It helped pass the thyme.
Q: What was the robot charged with?A: Assault and battery.
Q: What do you call a robotic horse?A: A woahh-bot.
Q: What’s a robot’s favorite animal?A: A cowculator.
I dated a robot for a while, but we broke up.He was just too high maintenance.
A robot walks into a bar.The bartender asks, “What’ll ya have?” The robot says, “Well, it’s been a long day, and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?”
Q: What makes Al Gore so robotic?A: His Al Gore rhythm.
Judge: “So, Mr. Robot. Your neighbor accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plea?”Robot, the defendant: “Guilty as charged.”
Q: What language do Eeyore and Marvin the Robot use to communicate?Morose Code.
Q: What’s a robot’s favourite country?A: Bots-wana.
Funny robot jokes that will get everyone laughing.R2D2.
Knock knock.Anne Droid.
Knock KnockA: Robot
Knock, Knock.Bb-8 nobody, I hope!
Knock knock.Why are you telling knock knock jokes? There’s a robot invasion.
Q: Why does everyone fall asleep in Professor Robot’s flying class?A: Because he drones on and on.
Q: How did the robot’s teacher mark his book?A: With robo-ticks.
Q: What name should you never call a robot?A: Rusty.
Q: What do you call a robot dog?A: Dogmatic.
Q: What do robot pine trees grow?A: Sili-cones.
Q: What do you get if you cross a robot with a tractor?A: A trans-farmer.
Q: Why are robot mechanics never lonely?A: They’re always making new friends.
Q: What do you get if you cross a robot with a rock band?A: Heavy metal.
What do you mean, these aren’t the droid jokes you were looking for?
Q: Why are robots never lonely?A: Because there R2 of them.
Q: What do you call a pirate robot?A: Arrr-2-D2
Q: What do you call an invisible droid?A: C-through-P0.
Q: Why did R2D2 walk out of the pop concert?A: He only likes electronic music.
Q: Why was the robot late for the meeting?A: He took an R2-detour.
Q: What do you call a frozen droid?A: An ice borg.
Q: Why do robots never use bank cards?A: They always pay with cache.
Q: Why did the robot cross the road?A: The chicken programmed it.
Q: What restaurant did the robot go to?A: Megabytes.
Q: Why did the robot go to the bank?A: He’d spent all his cache.
Q: Why did the robot go on holiday?A: To recharge her batteries.
Q: What do you call it when two robots go to a restaurant?A: A dinner data.
Q: Why did the robot want to take a train up the mountain?A: He thought it would be a hard drive.
Q: What do you call a Canadian robot?A: A snowbot.
Q: Why was the robot banned from driving?A: She beeped too much.
Q: How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!
Q: Why did the robot go back to robot school?A: Because his skills were getting a little rusty!
Q: What did the man say to his dead robot?A: Rust in peace.
Q: Why did the robot sleep under a car?A: He wanted to get up oily.
Q: Did you hear about the robot who farted in an elevator?A: It was wrong on so many levels!
Q: Why did the robot go to the doctor?A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Does R2D2 have any brothers?A: No. Only transisters.
Q: What happened when they shut down the robot highway?A: You take the R2-Detour
Q: Why was the robot tired when it got home?A: It had a “hard drive”.
Q: What happens when a robotic arm gets sent to prison what happens?A: It now has 0 degrees of freedom.
Q: Did you hear about the robot pizza joke?A: Never mind, its tooooo cheeeesy!
Q: Whats the diff between a pizza and these robot jokes?A: These robot jokes cant be topped!
Q: What do robots wear when it snows?A: Roboots
Q: Where do robots sit?A: On their robottoms
Q: What musical instruments do robots play?A: Cyborgans
Q: What Android team won the Olympic water sports?A: The Rowbots
Q: What kind of androids do you find in the Antarctic?A: Snobots
Q: What did the baby robot call its creator?Da-ta
Q: What did one robot say to the other after they got arrested by the police?A: “At least we got charged.”
Q: What’s a robot’s favorite candy?A: A ‘Wall-E’pop
Q: What haircut do rastafarian robots have?A: Droidlocks
A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks,“What’ll ya have?” The robot says, “Well, it’s been a long day and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?”
Q: What do you call an Indian robot killer from the future?A: Turbanator.
Q: Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?A: To get rebooted.
Q: What do you call a lying robot with a positive outlook?A: Optimist prime the deception-con
Q: How did the robot vacuum the house?A: Roomba room.
Q: What did the creator tell his egotistical robot?A: You have got a chip on your shoulder
Q: What is a restaurant for robots called?A: Dell taco
Q: Why did the robot eat a light bulb?A: Because it wanted a “light” snack.
Q: What did the robot order for take away?A: Computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi.
Q: What famous robot wrote Phantom of the Opera?A: Android Lloyd Webber
Q: I’m starting to make a robot that has really high words per minute count.A: He’s a pro-to-type.
My wife told me robots don’t wash themselves.
So I put one in the bath and said “That’ll shower”
Q: What do you call an angsty teenage robot?A: A sigh borg.
Q: What does a robot giving birth have?A: Contraptions
I’m not saying all factory workers are robots…All I’m saying is when they get to work they’ve returned to their factory setting.
A robot musician’s collection of instruments will never be complete. They can never get any organs.
Q: Why do so many robots live in Africa?A: ’cause Botswana.
Q: What’s a robot’s favorite Mexican food?A: Silicon Carne.
I finally fulfilled my dream to become a half-cyborg! It did cost me an arm and a leg, though.
I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it I need to find a pug socket
Q: Why did the robot run away?A: It heard an electric can opener.
Q: What kind of salad do androids like?A: Ones made with ice-borg lettuce.
Q: What do they do every summer in robot neighborhoods?A: Have a ro-block party.
Q: Why wasn’t there an oil can in the X-wing fighter garage?A: BB8 it.
Q: What did the robot say when he was asked to shut down?A: Ro-NOT!
Q: How do you reboot a robot?A: You kick it in its robutt.
Q: What excuse did Ray give for not having her homework?A: BB-8 it.
Q: Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?A: Decepti Con
In a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down. The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
Q: Why do robots like pancakes?A: Because they are batter-y.
Q: Why couldn’t the robot get away?A: Because he got CAPTCHA’d.
Q: How do you know when you’re in love with a robot?A: You feel a little spark.
Q: How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?A: Press the paws button.
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