Free Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Printable [24 free joke cards]

With Halloween just around the corner, it is the perfect time to get the kids in the spirits with these free Halloween Lunch box jokes. My kids love sharing their lunch box jokes with their friends at school. They always say it is the highlight of lunch these days! So grab your Halloween lunch box jokes and give your kids a laugh while they are at school! 

Halloween is a fun time of year for kids and there are so many ways to get them excited! Be sure to grab our You’ve Been Booed Printable to Boo your Neighbor, the Halloween Charades, and the recipe for our DIY Halloween Popcorn Balls to really increase their excitement! 

Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

Halloween lunch box jokes on counter with lunch box joke in lunch box

These Halloween lunch box jokes are so fun for kids! Just print them on cardstock. Cut them out and add them in their lunch box! When you download them you will even get some blanks Halloween cards so you can write theme a cute message on! 

Q: Why are skeletons so calm?

A:  Because no one gets under their skin

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?

A: He wanted to get ahead

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

A:  He had bat breath

Q: What room does a ghost not go into?

A: A living room

Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A: A pumpkin patch

Q: What do you give vampires when they’re sick?

A: Coffin-drops

Q: What do you call skeletons who don’t work?

A: Lazy Bones

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Booberries

Q: Where do ghosts shop?

A: At the ghost-ery store

Q: How do witches keep their hair up?

A: Scare spray

Q: What did the vampire say to his girlfriend?

A: You’re fang-tastic

Q: What kind of shoe does a ghost wear?

A: Booooots

Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A: Rap music

Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A: Squash

Q: Who’s the best dancer at a Halloween party?

A: The boogieman

Q: What time do zombies wake up?

A: Ate-o’clock

Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

A: A sand-witch

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts to

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

A: Ice Scream

Q: What do birds say on Halloween?

A: Trick or Tweet

Q: What’s a vampires favorite sport?

A: Bat-Minton

Q: What do you call a ghost’s parents?

A: Trans-parents

 Q: What animal plays baseball?

A: A bat

Q: What street do vampires live on?

A: The dead-end

By the way! If you love lunch box jokes, be sure to download our whole collection! 

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18 thoughts on “Free Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Printable [24 free joke cards]”

    • My kids love these Halloween lunchbox jokes for their lunches at school. Be sure to download our free prinatable so your kids can enjoy them too

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  1. These are hilarious .. perfect for kids. My kids would find these a hoot to read and share with friends. Can’t wait for school to start.

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