Looking for some buzz-worthy humor? Check out these bee jokes that will have you pollen with laughter! From hive-minded puns to honey-sweet one-liners, these jokes are the bee’s knees. Don’t bee-lieve us? Read on and see for yourself!
Ready to create quite a buzz? These bee jokes are just what you have been searching for! Your friends and family will bee so happy as you share these bee jokes with them to really sting them with a funny punch line!
Bees are one to go about their buzz-iness, but why not have a little fun as you share these jokes? Jokes are the perfect way to break the ice, share a laugh, and have a sweet-as-honey kind of time. So get ready for these hilarious bee jokes. Just be careful to not get stung with a funny punchline.
For more fun jokes be sure to also check out our Horse Jokes, Best Harry Potter Jokes, and our Cat Jokes.
Best bee jokes
- What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
- Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
- What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off.
- What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
- Who’s a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
- What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!
- What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield? Its stinger.
- What happens when a bee burps near the queen? It gets a royal pardon.
- The bees favorite guns? BeeBee guns, I suppose.
- What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.
- What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.
- What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee.
- What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud.
- What’s a bee’s favorite flower? A bee-gonia.
- What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
- What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Frisbees.
- What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog? A beegle.
- When do bees get married? When they’ve found their honey.
- What did the businesswoman say? We are in bees-ness now.
- What do you call a bee on weight watchers? Chub-bee.
- What grades did the students get on their honey project? Mostly Bees.
- What’s a working bee’s motto? Work hard and stay bumble.
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh-buzz.
- What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself.
- Where do bees catch a bus? At the buzz stop.
- Who protects the Queen Bee? Her hub-bee.
- What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off.
- Which sport do bees like the most? Rugbee.
- Where do bees go on holiday? Stingapore and Beejing.
- What’s another name for a baby bee? A little humbug.
- How did bees learn to make honey? They winged it.
One-Liner Bees Jokes and Puns
- Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.
- A bee’s favorite haircut is a buzz cut!
- The killer bee was so effective because he used a large buzz-ooka.
- The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself or she would call in his parents.
- A bee’s favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.
- Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
- A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
- Did you know that bears without ears are commonly referred to as B’s.
- The father bee was in such great shape for his age because he always took his vitamin-bee.
- Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend.
- When the bee went to the blood bank, he asked if they were in need of any bee positive blood.
- The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees
- A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
- After the bee scored the winning basketball shot, the entire team wanted to give him a hive-five.
- Never play hide and seek with the swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and killer bees are all over you.
- Mind your own beeswax.
- Naughty bee children really need to beehive.
- I can’t help pollen in love with you.
- Hive never felt this way bee-fore.
- The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
- Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.
- The worst part about getting stung by bees is that the following day you are going to have to take care of those hives.
- I know that I have never seen a hummingbird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
- We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
- Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
- When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
- The younger generation of bees loves the musician Sting.
- Speaking of music, all bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.
- All bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else.
- The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
- The bee was fired from the barber shop because the only thing he could do was give a buzz-cut.
- A bee who is good in math knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is.
- A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
- A bee styles its hair with a honeycomb.
- What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!
- Bee puns really sting.
- They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town.
- The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
- Only bees who are on their best bee-havior get to go to the hive and make honey.
- As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
- That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job.
- That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!
- The bee who loved to fly backward would often be heard going zzub zzub zzub.
- That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
- When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
- That single bee finally got married because he found his honey.
- The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year.
- The bee that resides in America is also known as a USB.
- Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
- Quit pollen my leg.
- Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.
- To bee or not to bee, that is the question!
- Just bee yourself. You’ll think of something to come up with.
- A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
- On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz.
- These bee puns are just winging it.
- The one item the bees never forget to bring to the beach is their frisbees.
- Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about.
- The bee bank robber would always tell the bank tellers “Your honey or your life.”
- A combination of a bumble bee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
- Bees love the summer because it is very swarm outside.
- The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
- Wasp are you talking about?
- A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.
- The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.
- The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.
- The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song.
- When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.
- The little bees favorite type of candy is of course bumble gum.
Do you have even more bee jokes to share that will get people buzzing With Laughter? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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