50+ Hilarious Spring jokes + Printable Lunch Box Cards

Last Updated on November 14, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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These spring jokes plus free printable cards are just the thing to make spring even better! Your kids will be delighted to find these hilarious jokes in their lunchboxes or placed on the bed when they snuggle in for the night!

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Spring Jokes for Kids

Spring is one of my favorite seasons! After a long winter, there is nothing quite like hearing birds chirping and seeing the warm sunshine through my windows. My kids love spring just as much so we created these spring jokes for kids to give them one more reason to love this time of year!

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Lunchbox jokes are a great way to connect with your kids – even when you aren’t with them! Imagine your kid’s delight as they open up their lunchbox at school to cards of hilarious jokes. My kids have loved them and I know yours will too!

More Lunchbox Jokes We Know You’ll Love!

Do your kids love jokes? Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These are perfect for lunch box jokes, joke cards series, bedtime laughs, and more! Grab them now!

Why We Love These Joke Cards

These jokes are both funny and easily accessible! Simply download, print, and cut to make your kid’s day. Another thing that we love about these cards is that they are blank on the back. This provides the perfect space for you to write a personalized note to your kid to make them smile even bigger!

50+ Spring Lunchbox Jokes

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Q. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?

A. Robin

Q. Why was the bee mad?

A. You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Q. Which month of the year is the shortest?

A. May (only 3 letters).

Q. How excited was the gardener about spring?

A. So excited he wet his plants.
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Q. Can February March?

A. No, but April May.

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

A. During APE-ril showers

Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

A. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March.

Q. Why do potatoes make good detectives?

A. Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

A. Spring-time.
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Q. How do you know that bees are happy?

A. Because they hum while they work.

Q. Who only takes from the rich during springtime?

A. Robin hood.

Q. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?

A. Daffo-dills!

Q. What flowers grow on faces?

A. Tulips (Two-lips).
 
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Q. What do you call a well-dressed lion?

A. A dandy lion!
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Q. Which month can’t make a decision?

A. MAYbe.

Q. What kind of socks does a gardener wear?

A. Garden hose.

Q. Why are maple trees so forgiving?

A. Every Fall they “Let It Go”

Q. What do you call two young married spiders?

A. Newly webs.  

Q. Why are oak trees so forgiving?

A. Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
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Q. What do you call a mushroom who is the life of the party?

A. A fun-gi.

Q. When is the letter “A” like a flower?

A. When a bee (B) comes after it.

Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world?

A. Global Worming.

Q. When do people use their trampoline the most?

A. Spring-Time

Q. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

A. Where in earth have you been?
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Q. What did the tree say to spring?

A. What a re-leaf.

Q. When is it impossible to plant flowers?

A. When you haven’t botany.

Q. What was the name of the girl with a frog sitting on her head?

A. Lily.

Q. What did the seed say to the flower?

A. OK, Bloomer.

Q. What do bunnies order at Chinese Restaurants?

A. Hop Suey.
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Q. Why did one bee tease the other bee?

A. Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

Q. What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

A. It lost its petals.

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get when he makes a basket?

A. Two points – just like everybody else.

Q. How does a bee brush its hair?

A. With its honeycomb.
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Q. What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?

A. On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.

Q. Why did the bird go to the hospital?

A. It needed tweetment!

Q. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?

A. Son-flower!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A. Pilgrims.

Q. Does February like March?

A. No, but April May
 
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Q. What did the summer say to the spring?

A. Help – I’m about to fall!

Q. Do you know all about April 1st?

A. Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Q. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

A. An umbrella.

Q. Why did the worm cross the ruler?

A. To become an inchworm.

Q. Can bees fly in the rain?

A. Only when they wear their yellow jackets.
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Q. How does the sun listen to music?

A. On the ray-dio.

Q. What did the older flower say to the younger flower?

A. You’re really growing there, bud!

Q. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?

A. Rootbeer!

Q. Which type of bow can’t be tied?

A. A rainbow.

Q. Why was the baby strawberry sad?

A. His mom was in a jam!
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Q. What falls but never gets hurt?

A. The spring rain.

Q. How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

A. By their seasoning.

Q. Why are frogs so happy?

A. Because they eat whatever bugs them.

Q. Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?

A. Plant parenthood

Q. Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?

A. Prankenstein.
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Q. What do you call a Spanish spring (river) that doesn’t move?

A. Geyser Permanente

Q. Why should you start a gardening business?

A. To rake in the cash.

Q. What is a pole vaulter’s favorite drink?

A. Spring water.

Q. What kind of garden did the baker have?

A. A “flour” garden.

Q. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

A. Add spring water.
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Q. What was the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?

A. EGG-plant.

Q. Why did the gardener bury all her money?

A. To make her soil rich.

Q. What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?

A. The letter “r.”

Q. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?

A. To grow a water-melon.

Q. What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?

A. FOUL spring weather.

Q. What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?

A. Paddy O’Furniture
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