What do you call a laundromat for pigs? A hogwash! Check out this awesome pig joke along with over 100 more pig jokes that will make you snort with laughter! And if you love bacon, then these bacon jokes are a must. They will really make you sizzle!
I have always loved pigs! They are cute, pink, have the cutest tail, and oh that snort! How can you resist when you hear it?! You can’t help but laugh, just like when you hear a good joke, right?
While some people might think that pigs are not smart animals, you might be surprised to know that they are acutally really intelligent! They uses thier snot to find food and sense everything that is around them.
Pigs are really intelligent animals, in fact, they are smarter than a dog! Their pig snout is really important for finding food and sensing the world around them.
Not only are they intelligent, but they are fun to watch! That is why we couldn’t help ourselves and had to gather the very best pig jokes to share with you! If you love animals you are going to want to check out our moo-tastic cow jokes as well!
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Pig Jokes
- Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day? They threw a sowprize party.
- What do you call a laundromat for pigs? Hogwash.
- I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled.
- What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
- Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? They always squeal.
- How do pigs get to the hospital? In ham-bulances.
- How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!
- Why do pigs make awful football players? They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
- Why are pigs awful basketball players? They hog the ball.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.
- Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
- Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a hambush.
- What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
- What kind of work do pigs do after school? Hamwork.
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
- What’s it called when a bunch of pigs competes in athletic games? The Olympigs.
- Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
- What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.
- What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
- What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car? “Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
- How does a young pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
- What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama? “Sow what?”
- What did one pig say to the other? Let’s be pen pals.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
- Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”
- A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
- Why was the piglet whining. He was boared out of his brains.
- What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? Philanthropig.
- What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? I’m bacon.
- I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
- What happened when the pigpen broke? They had to use the pig pencil.
- What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball hog.
- What do you give a pig with an itch? Oinkment.
- What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
- Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a boar.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.
- What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug? Pulled pork!
- Why was the pig given a red card at the football game? For playing dirty.
- A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
- What did the little piglet want from the swine? A piggyback ride home.
- What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
- Where do flying pigs go? Hogwarts, of course!
- What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly? A road hog.
- What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as? Frankenswine.
- What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail? “That’s the end of me!”
- How do pigs greet their family and friends? With hogs and kisses.
- What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th? They have a valenswines dinner.
- What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!
- What do you get when you cross a pig and superman? The Man of Squeal.
- What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business? A nosey porker!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pig… Pig who? Pig on someone your own size!
- What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia? A hamster
- In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field… It’s mayham!
- Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office? He was the first Porkmaster General.
- How do pigs get to the hospital? A hambulance.
- What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig? A bae con.
- How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
- What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork
- What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany!
- What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
- What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
- Why was the pig ejected from the football game? For playing dirty.
- Who is the smartest pig in the world? Ein- swine
- How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!
- What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A Road hog.
- What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
- What did the pig say when he broke his leg? Call the hambulance.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? Porkchop!
- Where to pigs meet up? The meet market.
- What do Bad Piggies like to do? Squeal the Spotlight
- What do you call a pig that won the lottery? Filthy Rich
- What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
- What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic Pork!
- What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A Slow-pork
- What did the piglet want from the swine? A Piggyback ride
- Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty? New Pork City
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A Porkasaurus Rex!
- What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and Eczema
- Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? Porks Illustrated!
- Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? Because he was a slow pork!
- What do you get when a pig mixed two colors? Pigment
- Why did the farmer call his pig ink? Because it would always run out of the pen!
- Why did the farmer make the pigs do the paperwork? Because it was grunt work
- Why should you never tell a pig a secret? Because it loved to squeal!
- What do you call a trendy pig? Calvine Swine
- What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A boar
- Where do flying pigs go? Hogwarts
- Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A Pig fell in the mud
- How do you stop a warthog from charging? Take his credit card away!
- Do you want to hear a clean joke? A pig took a bath.
- What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would skyrocket.
- Spell pig backwards. G I P.. Get it G-I-P
- Why Can’t you play basketball with pigs? Because they hog the ball.
- What do you call a black pig standing in the hot sun all day? Smoked Sausage
- What did the cow say to the pig? MOOOOOOVE over
- What did the butcher say to the pig? Nice to Meat you!
- What is the difference between a duck and a pig? One is a pig!
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These are perfect! My dad and I always call each other with a joke of the day. Can’t wait to give him these gems!
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