If you’re looking for puns that are simply iris-istible, look no further! Stop and smell the roses with these fantastic Flower Puns That Will Make Your Daisy!
We lilac all kinds of jokes around here, but puns are growing on us like wildflowers! My kids go wildflower any time we pull out these Spooktacular Ghost Puns. Orchid, you not; even my youngest kiddos love the Best Golf Puns and One Liners.
One of the reasons why I love puns so much is that they’re a great way to pass the time when doing chores. My kids love to thistle while they work and tell each other silly puns. I think that it helps them put the petal to the metal and finish their chores quickly!
Be still, my bleeding heart, because we really rose to the occasion with these Flower Puns That Will Make Your Daisy! Don’t be-leaf me? Check them out now and find the one you love!
160 iris-istible Flower Puns
- Hosta la vista, baby
- Go with the flower.
- Peony for your thoughts?
- Aloe you vera much.
- Everything is a-bouquet.
- What in carnation
- Back to the fuschia
- Take it or leaf it
- Begonia. Don’t stay
- Just wanted to say aloe!
- You are so berry cute.
- Time to put the petal to the metal
- If it’s bouquet with you, I’d like you to be my Valentine.
- You made my daisy
- I’m telling you, once and floral
- All dressed up and nowhere to grow
- A peony saved is a peony earned.
- Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
- I ain’t dandelion
- That is just ranunculus
- What a re-leaf
- Oh kale yeah.
- I really really lilac you.
- Best buds forever
- Eat, drink, and be rosemary.
- Iris my life to save you.
- Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
- I’ve soiled myself.
- Mums the word.
- My love for you blossoms every day.
- What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!
- The more you grow.
- Time to take stalk of your life.
- Don’t stop be-leafing.
- What do you call a French baker’s favorite flower? Croissanthemum
- Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
- Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
- Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to nip things in the bud.
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a plant? A collie flower
- What do you call flowers who are BFFs? Buds.
- What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance? I’ll grow on you.
- Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
- What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.
- What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb
- Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.
- How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
- Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
- What does a flower say when they’re surprised? What in carnation!
- What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? “Take it or leaf it.”
- Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
- What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.
- What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favorite flower? Forget-me-knots
- Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
- Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
- What do Australians use for their sunburn? Aloe, mate
- What does the youngest flower child say? Last bud not least!
- You rose to the occasion.
- Looks like someone rose to the occasion
- When a rose wants to have a second chance in his relationship, what would he say? “I will grow on you, baby!”
- My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but I’m stuck with it.
- Roses are so friendly because they always thank you a bunch.
- Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.
- What did the flower do when she was challenged? Rose to the occasion.
- How did the old rose make a living? She went from house to house petaling her wares.
- What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- How much does a rose love its family? – A bunch!
- What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
- What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present? I hope thistle cheer you up.“Our love is in full bloom.”
- “I’m tulip-over-heels for you!”
- “You’re my perfect match-a-lily.”
- “I’m daisy-ing to spend Valentine’s Day with you.”
- “You rose to the occasion and stole my heart.”
- “I’m lilac-ing you a lot.”
- “I’m a succa for you, Valentine.”
- “You make my heart skip a beet.”
- “I’m not lion when I say I love you a whole bouquet.”
- Daisy me Rollin they hatin.
- Leaf me alone.
- What in carnation.
- Once and flor-al.
- Petal to the metal.
- You are my sun shine.
- I lilac you.
- Don’t stop be-leaf-ing.
- Aloe you very much.
- Get clover it.
- We are mint to be
- Here comes the sun(flower).
- I love you tulip much.
- I lilac you a lot.
- I am so lucky to be yorchid.
- What’s up, buttercup.
- Rose to the occasion.
- You’ve got heart of gold.
- You’re my sweetpetal.
- Every daisy is better because of you.
- I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
- I love you a lily more each day.
- I’m head clover heals in love.
- You are the baneberry of my existence.
- I be-leaf in you.
- I hope thistle brighten part of your day!
- You are iris-istible.
- If I were to plant a garden, I’d put your tu-lips next to my tu-lips.
- Long thyme, no see.
- I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!.
- Petal to the metal.
- Give it time. I’ll grow on you.
- My love for you blossoms every day.
- What did the rock say to the flower? — Ok Bloomer.
- My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers. — oopsie daisy.
- How much does a flower love their friends? — Bunches.
- Why did the gardener quit? — Because his celery wasn’t high enough.
- What’s the best flower for a boy to give for Mother’s day? — Son-flowers of course!.
- What is a flower’s favorite vegetable? — Cauliflower.
- How does a flower whistle? — Through their tulips.
- What do you get when you cross Lassie with a daisy? — A collie-flower!.
- What do you call it when two young flowers fall in love? — A budding romance!.
- What did the bee say to the flower? — Hello honey.
- Why couldn’t the scientist plant any flowers? — He hadn’t botany!
- Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? — He wanted to grow a power plant.
- What kind of flower grows on your face? — Tulips!
- Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school? — Its petals were broken.
- What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? — A power plant.
- What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars? — A “red carnation!”.
- If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring? — Pilgrims
- What’s a bee’s favorite flower? — A bee-gonias!
- What did the dad say to the flower? — YOU’RE GROUNDED!
- What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night? — The Day-zzz.
- What’s a bees favorite flower? — A bee-gonias!.
- What type of flower would you give a saxophone player? — JAZZmine.
- Why is the letter A like a flower? — A bee comes after it.
- I’ve had it once and floral.
- Let the good thymes roll.
- You had me at hydrangea.
- Plants are my buds.
- Hibiscus and gravyWhat is a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower
- Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
- You’re my best bud!
- Every daisy is better because of you.
- I will love you till the end of thyme.You rose to the occasion.
- Wildflower about you.
- I love you bunches.
- Give it time. I’ll grow on you.
- Oh snapdragon!
- I’m sharing these flower puns with my best bud.
- That floral feeling.
- Daisy me rollin’.
- Oopsie daisy.
- Don’t be so posy.I can’t wait to see our love grow and grow and grow.
- Good day, sunflower.
- You had me at aloe.
- What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.
- What does a flower say when they’re surprised? What in carnation!
Do you know any other flower puns? Leave us a comment! We’d love to hear them.
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Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. With her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer, Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.