These elk jokes are so funny that your friends and family will buckle with laughter! They are perfect to tell at any event, whether in class to your students, or to pass the time with your kids on a road trip. Who knows, you just might run into big bucks wanting to hear the jokes too!
Animals are so fun to learn about, especially elks being known for their height and antlers! These jokes are perfect icebreakers and turn a frown upside down. No one will be able to resist these deerly great jokes!
And don’t worry, all these elk jokes punchlines are doe approved- there is nothing cringey about these jokes. Feel free to share them with all your family and friends, young and old.
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The Best Elk Jokes for Kids
- What do you call it when an elk makes sequential long and short noises? Moose code.
- Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend.
- I’m thinking of getting into elk taxidermy. I hear it’s how you make the big bucks.
- I thought about telling a joke about a myopic elk… But decided it was just a bad eye deer.
- What’s the most surprising elk? A Cari-boo!
- What do you call a well-known elk? Famoose.
- What do you get if you cross an elk with a hippo? A hippopotamoose.
- I saw some leeches on a running elk. They were hanging on for deer life.
- What’s an elk’s favorite horror movie? Nightmare on Elk Street.
- What did the moose say when the elk stole her chocolate? How deer you!
- What kind of cars do elk drive? Elkaminos.
- What do elks like to do for fun? Visit the a-moose-ment park.
- Why couldn’t the elk be identified? Because it was anonymoose.
- What is the favorite band of an elk? Muse.
- What’s an elk’s favorite pudding? Chocolate moose.
- What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose.
- What did the moose name her daughter? Elke
- What do you call an elk who is dressed for Halloween? A scarybou.
- What do you get if you put an elk and a gazelle next to Australia? Moose Eland.
- What part of the brain regulates elk-like behavior? The hypothalamoose.
How do you tell the difference between a cow and an elk? One moos, the other moose.
What was troubling the deer leader of the elk socialist republic? The stagnation of the buck.
Why did the man feel vulnerable after his pet moose got lost? Because he was elkless.
What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree? Elk me.
Who’s an elk’s favorite singer? Elkis Presley.
Why did the elk get braces? He had buck teeth.
I’ve been training as a sculptor for months but I’m not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn’t work out what it was. I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.
If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer… I’d have a lot of doe
A herd of elk charged an unsuspecting group of tourists. They don’t take cash.
What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh That’s not elk… That’s just reindeer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer.
Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it.
Nightmare on elk street.
What do you call an elk that can perform miracles?
Deer Lord.
What is big and brown and plays the accordion?
Lawrence Elk.
What’s a hippies favorite animal?
An elk. He’s got the E. the L. and the K.
It was early in the morning and I saw a hunter riding an elk.
I thought, “Hey, there’s a guy who’s really on top of his game.”
How do you save a deer during hunting season?
You hang on for deer life.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer
A conversation with my 7 year old brother. “Look at all of these beautiful horse”, “Horses”, “Horse is already plural, isn’t it?”, “You’re thinking of elk”, “Holy mooses, you’re right”
Earl and Larry are out hunting one day…
They are tracking an elk and after a while, Larry, looks up and says, “Earl, do you know where we are?” “No idea,” said Earl, ” but I know what to do. If we shoot into the air three times, someone will hear it and come save us. ” With nothing to lose, they shot into the air three times and waited. After several hours, and nobody coming to rescue them, they tried a second time, again to no avail. It was getting dark, and Earl suggested they try it one last time. “OK Earl,” Larry sighed, ” but if this doesn’t work, I’m afraid we’re on our own. I’m down to my last three arrows.”
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