50 Funny Jokes To Tell A Girl

Last Updated on June 26, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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Are you looking for some funny jokes to tell a girl? These funny jokes are the perfect conversation starter to get the girls you like to laugh and start talking with you because they think you are so dang funny! Pair these with jokes to tell your crush to make her laugh all night long.

Ready for more jokes? Try These!

Funny Jokes to Tell A Girl

Q: Are you a magician?

A; Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I know you’re busy today,

but can you add me to your to-do list?

My doc said that I have an arrhythmia.

But your presence is sure proving him wrong.

Q. What did Jay-Z call is girlfriend before the got married?

A. Feyonce

Q. Why do rappers need umbrellas?

A. Fo’ drizzle.

Q: Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

A: I’d really like to meter.

Q. What did the grape say when he was pinched?

A. Nothing, he gave a little wine.

Q. How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?

A. He gave her a ring.

Q. How do you drown a hipster?

A. In the mainstream.

Q. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

A. Big hands.

I’m not a photographer,

but I can picture me and you together.

If grapes make skin beautiful,

then you must be living in a vineyard!

I sure hope woman that you know CPR because…

you are astounding me.

I always arrive late at the office,

but I make up for it by leaving early.

Q. What happens if a cop gets into bed?

A. He becomes an undercover cop.

Q. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A. Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q. What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

A. Ouch!

Q. Do you know what my shirt is made of?

A. Boyfriend material.

There is something wrong with my cell phone.

It does not have your number in it.

Can I borrow a kiss from you?

I promise you that I will give it back.

Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

A. Because she always run away from the ball.

Q. How did the hipster burn his mouth?

A. He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

A. It’s okay. He woke up.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.

Well apparently, nobody has been standing next to you.

Is your name Google?

Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.

In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

Q. Why can’t a bike stand by itself?

A. Because it is two tired!

Q. What do you get a hunter for his birthday?

A. A birthday pheasant.

Q. Are you free tomorrow?

A. No, I’m expensive. Sorry.

Q. Why can’t you trust an atom?

A. Because they make up everything.

I seem to have lost my phone number.

Can I have yours?

Are you sure you’re not tired?

You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Do you have a Band-Aid?

I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Q. What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A. A meowntain!

Q. What do planets like to read?

A. Comet books!

Q. How do Minecraft players celebrate?

A. They throw block parties!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?

A. A pork chop.

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

If you were a phone from Apple,

then you would be called iGorgeous!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

Mine seems to have been stolen.

Q. How does NASA organize their company parties?

A. They planet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A. A pie-thon!

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don’t know, and I don’t care.

Q. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill.

Is there an airport nearby?

Or is it my heart taking off?

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you’re the only ten, I see!

I think I’m going to buy a polar bear.

I’m going to use it to break the ice between us.

Q. Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?

A. Forever 21

Q. What did the punching bag say to the boxer?

A. Hit me baby one more time.

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.

She didn’t know I existed.

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