The Funniest Birthday Jokes Kids Love!

Last Updated on November 15, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Birthday jokes are the perfect addition to every celebration! Whether you are turning 1 or 99 a good joke can really get the party started! Check out the ultimate list of funny birthday jokes for kids and adults and really get the party started!

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I think birthdays are the most special days in the lives of kids. So often my son is asking me, “How many more days until my birthday?” Kids love birthdays. They love the celebration, the presents, and the fun! So give them another fun reason to celebrate with these fun birthday jokes for kids.

The great thing about this collection of birthday jokes is that they are totally clean and perfect for kids of all ages. So scroll all the way to the bottom, add these jokes to birthday cards, share over the phone or in-person and get laughing.

Be sure to check out our other funny jokes for kids like our lemon jokes, pumpkin jokes, and our fish jokes for kids!

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The Best Birthday Jokes

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Q. What kind of dessert do ghosts prefer to eat?
Q. What goes up but never comes down?
Q. Why did the cupcake see the doctor?
A. It was feeling so crumby.
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Q.Why did the little boy hit his birthday cake with a hammer?
A. It was a pound cake.
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Q. What do mussels like to do on their birthdays?
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Q. What genre of music is bad for balloons?
Q. What did the dog say to his friend kangaroo on its birthday?
A. Hoppy Birthday! 
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Q. Why do kids always forget their past birthdays?
 A. Because they are too focused on the present. 
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Q. How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
 A. It turns up the meowsic.
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Q. What did the pizza say to the ice cream?
 
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Q. What’s the cleanest type of birthday party joke?
A. One that’s a soap-prise.
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Q. What happens when your little brother chugs 8 sodas at your birthday party?
Q. What has wings, a long colorful tail, and wears a bow?
A. A birthday pheasant.
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Q. What did your mama say to her baby on his birthday?
Q. Why didn’t the teddy bear finishes its piece of cake on his friend’s birthday?
A. No, he was stuffed. 
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Q. What did the frog request from his friend on his birthday?
Q. What kind of birthday cake does Queen Elsa like?
A. Any cake with icing!
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Q. What will happen when a thief attends your birthday party?
A. They take the cake! 
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Q. How do lions make a birthday cake?
Q. What did the goat say to his friend on his birthday?
A. So, I herd it’s your birthday, why didn’t you invite me?
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Q. What did the frog bring to his friend bird on her birthday as a present?
Q. What is a tornado’s favorite party game?
Q. What do a tortoise and a clam do on their birthday?
A. They both Shell-ebrates. 
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Q. What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
 A. Hope you have a Gouda birthday!
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Q. What did the giraffe say to your cat on his birthday?
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Q. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
Q. How old was the caveman on his birthday?
Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older.
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Q. What did the cake say to the donut?
A. You look glazed over.
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Q. What does a cat eat on its birthday?
 
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Q. Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
A. Yes, It was a big blowout!
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Q. What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A. A trunk was full of gifts.
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Q. Why did the man get heartburn after eating birthday cake?
A. He forgot to take off the candles.
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Q. What’s the hardest kind of cake to chew?
Q. How do pickles celebrate their birthday?
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Q. Why are candles lit on the top of birthday cakes?
A. It’s impossible to light them on the bottom.
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Q. What do you call babies in the army?
Q. What do you tell a lion on his birthday?
A. Happ roar birthday!
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Q. Why did the girl feel warm on her birthday?
A. Because people kept toasting her.
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Q. How do you sing to a cow on their birthday?
A. “Happy Birthday to Moo! Happy Birthday to Moo!”
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Q. What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
 A. “Hi, Buster.”
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Q. What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
A. Aye matey (I’m eighty)!
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Q. Why did the boy put candles on the toilet seat?
A. He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Q. What do rabbits favorite to play at birthday parties?
Q. What happens if you eat a cake from a garbage bakery?
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Q. Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?
A. It was a soaprize party!
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Q. What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Q. Why did friends hide from Sue on her birthday?
A. They wanted her to be 
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Q. What does a witch do on her birthday?
A. She spell-abrates.
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What are your favorite birthday jokes? Be sure to share them in the comments so we can add them to the list.

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