98 Best Rain Jokes [Free Joke Cards]

Last Updated on February 8, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Funny Rain Jokes

It’s raining…it’s pouring…funny rain jokes! Rain or shine, these jokes will make you smile.

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In our family, we love to get our rainboots and umbrellas and go out for an afternoon dance in the pouring rain. We laugh and jump, sing and play until we’re soaked. These rain jokes and a warm drink are the perfect addition to our rain dance!

For more family fun, check out our Spring Riddles, Spring Jokes, and Wind Puns!

And don’t forget to get your free printable rain joke cards which are perfect for sending in lunchboxes or backpacks. My kids love collecting all the jokes and adding them to a ring clip so they can scroll through them whenever they want! We love to have joke cards on hand in the car to share on the ride to or from school. My older kids love it when I post them on the fridge or bathroom mirror and hide the answer to see who can solve it first. There are so many ways to use the joke cards, so don’t forget to grab your free set below!

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Funny Rain Jokes

I can think of nothing better for a rainy day than some fun jokes to bring joy and laughter. Whether you’re on vacation and it’s raining or your snuggled in at home, these rain jokes will bring sunshine to your day!

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  • What do you call a wet pirate? Captain Rainbeard.
  • What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? “My plop is bigger than your plop.”
  • Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had a lot of clouded thoughts!
  • What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
  • What do you call a rainy day in Spain? A wet Barcelona.
  • Why does Santa have a huge umbrella? Because of all the rain, dear.
  • How does a raindrop feel after a long day? Drained.
  • What’s rain’s favorite accessory? A rainbow.
  • What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
  • Why did some light rain hit only one city and not the others? It just mists.
  • Why don’t ghosts walk outside when it rains? It dampens their spirits.
  • What does rain do before marriage? It precipiDATES!
  • Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.
  • What did the weatherman for the Roman Empire tell the emperor when asked for a forecast? “Hail, Caesar.”
  • Why are there no vampires in Africa? Because they blessed the rains down in Africa.
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  • What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain? A reindeer.
  • When does it rain brains? During a brain-storm.
  • How does rain come up with ideas? It brainstorms!
  • How could the skeleton tell the rain was coming? He could feel it in his bones!
  • What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You’re shocking!
  • Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
  • What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation? Hail!
  • Why do sailors eat shellfish before it rains? To enjoy the clam before the storm.
  • How does rain tie its shoelaces? In little water knots.
  • Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
  • Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? It just mists.
  • What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
  • What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  • What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.
  • What do you call it when it is raining chickens and ducks? Foul weather!
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  • When does it rain money? When there’s a change in the weather.
  • What’s all wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.
  • What’s the difference between rain and a shower? Consent.
  • What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
  • Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
  • What’s the difference between rain and climate? You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
  • What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
  • What’s worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!
  • If a thunderstorm hits while a band is playing music, who is most likely to get struck by lightning? The conductor.
  • Knock! Knock! Who’s there? August. August who? August of wind pushed the rain clouds ahead.
  • What do you call Tatooine rain on a hot day? Lukewarm Skywater!
  • What do you call the weatherman who really likes to eat steak? A MEATerologist.
  • Why did the weatherman blush? He saw climate change.
  • What did one big tornado say to the other little tornado? Let’s go ahead and twist again like we did last summer.
  • What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? Two is a company and three’s a cloud. 
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  • What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer.
  • What did the rain say to the Earth? I’m falling for you!
  • What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain? A moist owlette!
  • How do you know rain doesn’t fall? Because raindrops.
  • Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.
  • Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained? To get some rust.
  • What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
  • How come you found all that rain on your vacation? It was just there when we got there.
  • Why is the wind more popular than the rain? Because it has a lot of fans.
  • How are rain and reign similar? Before they end, both fall and cause a huge mess.
  • Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? On those days the kids have to play inside.
  • How can you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.
  • What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
  • Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it is an emergent-sea.
  • How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket? Dry clean it.
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  • What do you call a wet snail? A slimy-der.
  • What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation? Reign!
  • Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries.
  • What do you call a wet superhero? The Soak.
  • Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
  • What kind of lightning likes to play sports? Ball lightning.
  • Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.
  • What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
  • What do you call a rainy day in Italy? A wet-a spaghetti.
  • What did one raindrop say as it ran off the road? This is a grate day.
  • What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!
  • What animal loves being out in the rain? A rain deer.
  • What does a spy do when it is raining? He goes undercover!
  • How do witches fly when it rains? With a mop.

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