Funny Rain Jokes
Looking for rain jokes that make gloomy days brighter? These funny rain jokes are clean, family-friendly, and great for kids, classrooms, captions, and rainy afternoons at home. Whether it’s drizzling or pouring, these jokes are guaranteed to bring some sunshine.
Top 10 Best Rain Jokes
- What do you call a wet pirate? Captain Rainbeard.
- Why don’t ghosts walk outside when it rains? It dampens their spirits.
- How does a raindrop feel after a long day? Drained.
- What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
- What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
- How could the skeleton tell rain was coming? He could feel it in his bones.
- What does rain do before marriage? It precipiDATES.
- What’s rain’s favorite accessory? A rainbow.
- What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
- What did the rain say to the Earth? I’m falling for you.
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Funny Rain Jokes
- What did one raindrop say to the other? My plop is bigger than your plop.
- Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had clouded thoughts.
- Why shouldn’t you argue with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
- Why is the wind more popular than rain? It has more fans.
- How do rain and reign end the same way? They both fall and cause a mess.
- What does rain do before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
- How do you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.
f your kids love weather humor, you’ll also enjoy our collection of jokes for kids for more easy laughs.
Rain Jokes for Kids
- What animal loves being out in the rain? A reindeer.
- What’s the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer.
- Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
- What do books wear on rainy days? Rain quotes.
- What do bees wear in the rain? Yellow jackets.
- What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
Weather & Wordplay Rain Jokes
- Why did light rain hit only one city? It just mists.
- When does it rain brains? During a brainstorm.
- How does rain get ideas? It brainstorms.
- What’s the difference between a horse and rain? One is reined up, the other rains down.
- Why is Britain so wet? Royalty has reigned there for centuries.
- What’s a king’s favorite precipitation? Hail.
- What’s a queen’s favorite precipitation? Reign.
Want more giggles for gloomy days? Check out our snow jokes next!
Rain Jokes About Places & Pop Culture
- What do you call a rainy day in Spain? A wet Barcelona.
- What do you call a rainy day in Italy? A wet-a spaghetti.
- Why are there no vampires in Africa? They blessed the rains down in Africa.
- What do you call rain on Tatooine? Lukewarm Skywater.
- Why did Iron Man sleep outside in the rain? To get some rust.
- Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Storm, Thunder & Lightning Jokes
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
- What did one lightning bolt say to the other? You’re shocking!
- If lightning strikes during a concert, who gets hit? The conductor.
- What kind of lightning likes sports? Ball lightning.
- What did one tornado say to the other? Let’s twist again.
Animal Rain Jokes
- What do you call a deer that loves rain? A reindeer.
- What do you call a wet snail? A slimy-der.
- What do chickens do on rainy days? Stay inside.
- What do cows do in the rain? Lie down.
- What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
Knock-Knock Rain Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? August.
August who? August of wind pushed the rain clouds ahead. - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter.
Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella—it might rain! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in—it’s raining!
If you’re building a whole joke collection, don’t miss all our seasonal jokes to add to your collection!
Free Joke Cards For Kids
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Rainy days don’t have to feel gloomy. Whether you’re stuck inside, teaching kids, or just need a good laugh, these rain jokes are a fun way to brighten the day. Save this list, share it with a friend, or come back whenever the forecast calls for laughs.
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