103 Best Spring Jokes For Kids [Free Joke Cards]

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Hey there, sprouts and blossoms! Are you ready to spring into a garden of giggles? As the snow says ‘see ya later’ and the flowers wake up from their beautiful sleeps, it’s the perfect time for some blooming good spring jokes for kids!

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Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey! Now, that’s what I call a sweet start!

Let’s tiptoe through the tulips of humor and let the petals of puns unfold. In the world of spring jokes, the bees buzz with punchlines, and the butterflies are pretty fluttering funny, too! We’ve got a bouquet of belly laughs just for you, and not a single April shower can wash them away.

Don’t worry; there are no allergy warnings here—these jokes are nothing to sneeze at. So hop like a bunny, and let’s jump into some springtime jests that’ll put an extra bounce in your step.

So grab your joke-telling hat (it’s a thing, right?) and join the parade of laughs. And remember, if you ever stumble on a punchline, it’s just the earth getting a little too playful with your feet. After all, spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’ And what’s a party without a few good laughs?

For more jokes and fun, be sure to check out our Friday jokes and our graduation jokes.

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Best Spring Jokes for Kids

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  • What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?  Daffo-dills!
  • I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?  Oh no, I use it all year.
  • What did summer say to spring?  Help, I’m going to fall!
  • What’s a bow that can’t be tied?  A rain-bow
  • When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?  When you haven’t botany
  • Why is the letter A like a flower?  The B comes after it!
  • What type of bird should you never take to the bank?  A robin
  • Does February march? No, but April may!
  • How does the sun listen to music? On its ray-dio!
  • What does an elephant use to pack for spring break? A trunk.
  • What is the best way to create a bouncy pool? By adding spring water!
  • What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
  • What do you give a sick bird? TWEETment.
  • What did the seed say to the flower? Ok bloomer…
  • Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?  He was trying to grow a water-melon
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  • Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inchworm!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rover! Rover, who? Rover the rainbow!
  • What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
  • What did the sprout say when he saw his friend? Hey Bud!
  • Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
  • Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
  • What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean.
  • What month of the year is the shortest? May – it only has 3 letters.
  • What kind of garden does a baker have? A “flour” garden.
  • Which crime-fighter likes spring the most? Robin
  • How does a bee brush its hair? With its honeycomb.
  • What do you call a cyborg bee? The Pollinator!
  • What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? Have a Baa baa cue!
  • If there was a country where people only drove pink cars, how would you name it after a flower? You can name it Pink-carnation. 
  • Why did the spring breakers miss their flight? They had no spring in their step.
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  • Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their little yellow jackets!
  • What do you tell someone who is planning to plant flowers around April? You May-as well!
  • When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter, who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!
  • How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other? “Hey, bud!”
  • What is the best mattress for a new bed? A spring mattress
  • What season is best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time
  • What did the bee say to the flower to make it blush? “Hello, honey.”
  • What is spring’s superpower? Flower power!
  • What is a spring chick after it is five months old? Six months old.
  • Why are people always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
  • What do ships do during spring? hey do the Baa baa cue!
  • Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
  • What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
  • When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers.
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  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden, who? Gardin’ the door like that is rude!
  • Why do you think the flower refused to ride a bike? The flower didn’t want to ride a bike because it lost all its petals. 
  • Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!
  • What happened when the farmer buried the money in the soil? He made the soil rich!
  • What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!
  • Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31–day long March.
  • What is Spring’s favorite appetizer? A bloomin’ onion! 
  • What month always asks questions and permission? May!
  • What did the spring say to the airplane? Boeing!!
  • Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beezer. Beezer, who? Beezer buzzing; it must be spring.
  • What is an egg’s favorite spring break destination? New Yolk City.
  • Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring? It didn’t have petals yet…
  • What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
  • Did you hear about the mama bedbug? She’s having a baby in the spring.
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  • What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? Son-flower!
  • Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
  • Which month is the politest when asking questions? The month of May.
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  • What do you think is the favorite garden of a baker? A flour-garden. 
  • Did you know we prank one another on April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware!
  • Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
  • What did the summer say to the spring? Help! I’m going to fall!
  • What do you say to friends when you meet them on the beach for spring break? “Long time, no sea!”
  • Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
  • Did you meet that mushroom over there, I hear he’s the life of the party. He’s a pretty fun-gi!
  • How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio
  • What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture!
  • When is it impossible to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany.
  • Everyone has these on their face. What are they? Tulips
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  • What did the big flower say to the small one? Hey Bud, you’re really growing!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ant. Ant, who? An-two plus two equals four!
  • What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
  • What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Seasoning.
  • Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting? Yes, I thaw!
  • Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it!
  • Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale? The rest of the bed is still full price though…
  • How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
  • What is a king’s favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
  • What did the mop say to the vacuum? “You clean up nice.”
  • What goes up when the rain goes up? Umbrellas
  • What dessert is the most popular during spring break? A beach pie.
  • When is the most impossible time to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany.
  • How do sheep celebrate Memorial Day? With a baa-baa cue.
  • What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee
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  • How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
  • What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? FOUL spring weather.
  • What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
  • Why do you think Maple trees are forgiving by nature? Because they have learned to Let-it-go!
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? Pilgrims
  • What do you think is the favorite vegetable of a chick? Eggplants 
  • Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
  • What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? Where on earth have you been?”
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Worm! Worm, who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
  • How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb. 
  • What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion!
  • Which spring month can’t ever make a decision? MAYbe
  • What did the tree say when it first saw spring? What a re-leaf!
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Do you have more spring jokes for kids that will spark laughs this spring? Share them in the comments!

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