100 Funny Weather Jokes That Will Blow You Away

Last Updated on July 27, 2023 by Michele Tripple

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Whether it’s raining or the sun is shining, we have the perfect weather jokes for you! Our Extreme Weather Jokes will rain supreme with laughs.

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Best Weather Jokes

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How do you prevent a summer cold?

Catch it in the winter

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear

Why does this type of lighting like to play sports?

Ball lighting.

What did one lightning bolt say to the other?

You’re shocking!
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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye!

Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

Let’s just say it was an udder disaster
 
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What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA!

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

She expected some change in the weather.
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate

What did one hurricane say to the other?

I have my eye on you.

How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?

Go outside and look up.

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the cold wind makes them water!
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game?!

Twister

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow.

What falls but never hits the ground?

The temperature.

What does everyone listen to, but no one believes?

The weather reporter.
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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back.

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer..

But he had a horrible fall.

Why is the sun so smart?

It is over 5,000 degrees.

What do you call it when it’s pouring ducks and geese?

Fowl weather!

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day. Of course
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What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?

Thunderpants

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

She took a very dim view of things.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go the beach?

They peel!

Why did the lighting get into trouble?

It didn’t know how to conduct itself.

What do you eat when you’re stuck in cold weather and angry about it?

A brr-grr.
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If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who’s most likely to get struck by lighting?

The conductor.

What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Hail!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo’ drizzle.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company.

Three’s a cloud

What do you call a bear that got caught in a storm?

A drizzly bear.
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What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Reign!

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud nine.

How hot is it?

It’s so hot that when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!

How much does it cost Santa to ride his sleigh around the world?

Eight bucks. Unless the weather is bad, then it’s nine bucks.

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank
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What cloud is so lazy that it never gets up?

Fog!

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down.

What do you call a kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?

A meaty-urologist

How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?

He looked at the fur-cast.

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin?
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Why did the man only wear one boot into town?

He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister.

Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud?

He’ll storm out on you.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.
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What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day, of course.

Where do lighting bolts go on stress?

To cloud 9

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?

A snow-fake!

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

She expected some change in the weather.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

They peel!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the winter!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers

What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Hail!

What does everyone listen to, but no one believes?

The weather reporter

What did the evaporating raindrop say?

I’m going to pieces
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Why is the sun so smart?

It has over 5,000 degrees

What do you eat when you’re struck in cold weather and angry about it?

A brr-grr.

You need to try meditating during a storm.

It’s a really in-lightening experience

What is a Mexican weather report?

Chilli today, hot tamale

What does it do before it rains candy?

It sprinkles!
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Why does Snoop dogg need an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months…

but I drought it.

I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm…

you could say he was shellshocked.

I tried to catch some fog…

but I mist.

It’s so hot that when I saw a heatwave…

I waved back.
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Why do raindrops like lighting at night?

So they can see where they are going

How does a hurricane see?

With its eye.

What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?

A weekend

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An Umbrella

When does it rain money?

When there is “change” in the weather.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

What did the lighting bolt say to the other lighting bolt?

You’re shocking!
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What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?

Fog!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up the local paper to check out the forecast.

It read: Today: Sunny, 76. Tonight: Not so sunny, 55.
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Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

She took a very dim view of things

How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?

He looked at the fur-cast.

If you think raining cats and dogs is bad…

you should see hailing taxis!

You never see owls being amorous in the rain…

It’s too wet to woo.

What bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow!
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I received a message from the Sun.

After reading, I was enlightened.

It’s so hot outside…

everyone is wearing sweatpants.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they traveled slow, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.

There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.

It’s called Monday

What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean
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What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?

Come and look at the rain, dear.

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?

Candy canes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues.

Why did the weather want privacy?

It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor.
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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?

Polaroids!

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two’s company, three’s a cloud

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down.

Can bees fly in the rain?

Only if they wear their yellow jackets.

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin.
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