75 Best Weather Jokes for Kids & Teens (Clean & Funny)

Weather jokes are the kind everyone can enjoy, kids, teens, parents, teachers, and anyone who’s ever checked the forecast and sighed. Whether it’s sunny, stormy, snowy, or completely unpredictable, these jokes turn everyday weather into easy laughs you can use at school, dinner, road trips, or rainy afternoons stuck inside.

This collection is packed with clean, family-friendly weather jokes that are short, silly, and actually funny, no groaning required. If you’re looking for jokes that work year-round (and won’t melt under pressure), you’re in the right place.

Top 10 Weather Jokes

1. What falls but never gets hurt? Rain.
2. Why did the cloud stay home from work? It was feeling under the weather.
3. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
4. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
5. What did the lightning bolt say to the cloud? “You shock me.”
6. Why was the snow so calm? It knew how to chill.
7. What did the wind say to the flag? “Hang in there.”
8. Why don’t clouds ever argue? They just blow over.
9. Why was the storm bad at keeping secrets? It always spilled the thunder.
10. What do you call fake rain? A sham-pour.

Sunny Weather Jokes

1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
2. What does the sun drink out of? Sun-glasses.
3. Why was the sun so confident? It always rises to the occasion.
4. What did the sun say to the beach? “You’re shore looking good.”
5. Why don’t suns ever argue? They like to keep things light.
6. What kind of music does the sun like? Heavy rays.
7. Why did the sun bring sunscreen? It didn’t want to burn bridges.
8. What’s the sun’s favorite snack? A light bite.
9. Why did the sun get promoted? It really shined at work.
10. What do you call a lazy sun? A slow burner.

Rain Jokes

11. Why did the cloud stay home from work? It was feeling under the weather.
12. What do you call two days of rain in a row? A drizzle sequel.
13. Why did the rain bring a notebook? To make a splash of notes.
14. What falls but never gets hurt? Rain.
15. Why was the rain so polite? It always dropped in.
16. What’s rain’s favorite music? Drip-hop.
17. Why did the rain break up with the sun? Too many hot arguments.
18. What does rain do on vacation? It pours itself into relaxing.
19. Why did the rain fail math? Too many drops.
20. What do you call fake rain? A sham-pour.

Thunder & Lightning Jokes

21. Why did the thunder get detention? It was too loud.
22. What did the lightning bolt say to the cloud? “You shock me.”
23. Why did lightning get promoted? It made quick decisions.
24. Why was the thunder so dramatic? It loved to make an entrance.
25. What’s thunder’s favorite game? Bang-board games.
26. Why did the storm bring a map? It didn’t want to get carried away.
27. What did lightning eat for lunch? A power sandwich.
28. Why don’t thunderstorms ever gossip? Too many rumors spread fast.
29. What’s a storm’s favorite drink? Shock-olate milk.
30. Why was the storm bad at secrets? It always spilled the thunder.

Snow & Winter Weather Jokes

31. Why did the snowman look through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
32. What do snowflakes say to each other? “You’re one of a kind.”
33. Why was the snow so calm? It knew how to chill.
34. What do you call a snowman with abs? An ice pack.
35. Why don’t snowmen ever get mad? They just let things melt away.
36. What kind of cake do snowmen like? Ice-cream cake.
37. Why did the snow bring a suitcase? It was drifting away.
38. What’s snow’s favorite cereal? Frosted flakes.
39. Why did winter apply for a job? It wanted a cool career.
40. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.

If you love snow and winter, be sure to check out all our snow jokes and our winter jokes.

Wind Jokes

41. Why did the wind get in trouble at school? It kept blowing things out of proportion.
42. What’s the wind’s favorite instrument? The blow-harp.
43. Why did the wind bring a jacket? It heard there was a chill in the air.
44. What did one gust say to the other? “Let’s blow this place.”
45. Why is the wind such a bad liar? You can always feel it.
46. What’s the wind’s favorite sport? Kite flying.
47. Why did the wind fail the race? It kept changing direction.
48. What do you call a windy joke? A real breeze.
49. Why did the leaf trust the wind? It always had its back.
50. What did the wind say to the flag? “Hang in there.”

Love wind? Then you will love these wind puns!

Cloud & Sky Jokes

51. Why did the cloud go to therapy? It had too many feelings.
52. What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear.
53. Why did the cloud break up with the sky? It needed space.
54. What’s a cloud’s favorite candy? Air-heads.
55. Why was the cloud so bad at sports? It always drifted off.
56. What did the sky say to the airplane? “You’re really flying today.”
57. Why did the rainbow go to school? To brush up on its colors.
58. What’s a cloud’s favorite ride? The sky-liner.
59. Why don’t clouds ever win arguments? They just blow over.
60. What do you call a nervous cloud? Overcast.

Extreme Weather Jokes

61. Why don’t tornadoes ever get lost? They always follow a path.
62. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hang on.”
63. Why was the blizzard so popular? It had a cool personality.
64. Why did the weather forecast break up with reality? Too many surprises.
65. What’s a tornado’s favorite dance? The twist.
66. Why did the storm bring a ladder? To take things to the next level.
67. What do you call a shy storm? A mild one.
68. Why don’t hurricanes use social media? Too many spins.
69. What did the hail say to the roof? “Heads up!”
70. Why was the storm grounded? It caused too much turbulence.

Funny Weather Jokes

71. Why did the weather app feel insecure? It kept changing its forecast.
72. What’s the weather’s favorite subject in school? Climate-ics.
73. Why did the thermometer get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its cool.
74. Why was the forecast always calm? It had a balanced outlook.
75. What do you call a weather joke that never lands? A mist-opportunity.

If weather jokes are hitting the right forecast, check out these too:

• Seasonal joke hubs
• Zoo jokes
• Teen jokes
• Sports jokes

Weather may change every day, but a good laugh never goes out of season. Bookmark this list, share it with friends, or pull out a joke the next time the forecast looks gloomy, it’s the easiest way to brighten the day.

Whether it is sunny or stormy, your kids are going to love these weather jokes all year long!

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