The Best Camp Jokes That Are S’moretastic!

Last Updated on December 8, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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Whether you are headed into the mountains or to summer camp it is important to be prepared with the very best camp jokes that are out there! Lucky for you we have gathered all the best camping jokes all in one place so they are easy to find! Enjoy this awesome list of funny camp jokes with your friends and family!

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Growing up my family loved to go camping! We would pack the tent and everything we would need and load in the car for a weekend in the mountains. We would make sure to always pack some fun games like camping bingo and our camping scavenger hunt so that we always had something to do! My mom was always good about having the jokes ready, but not just any jokes camp jokes!

We would tell these camp jokes in the car or around the fire. They were loved by pretty much everyone and it was always a great way to lighten the mood if something did not go as planned which normally happened!

If you are looking for more funny joke ideas be sure to check out graduation jokes, lemon jokes (if you need a squeeze 😉 ), and our pig jokes that might just make you snort!

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The Best Camp Jokes for Kids

Q. What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?
Camp Jokes for Kids Question: What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? A. Nobodynose on a green background
Q. Where does a camper keep his valuables?
A.  In the River Bank!
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Q. Why did the birds blush?
A.  Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
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Q.  How do trees access the social media?
Q. Where did the sheep go camping?
Q. What do the pine trees bring to the lake?
Q. Why do campers who go camping on April 1 are always tired?
A. Because they just finished a 31 day March!
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Q. How do people communicate with a fish?
A. Just drop it a line
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Q. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Q. What did the beaver say to the birds?
A. “It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Camp Jokes for Kids Question: What did the beaver say to the birds? A. It’s been nice gnawing you! on a brown background
Q. Why didn’t the motorcycle go camping?
Q. What did the tree’s favorite drink?
Q. Where do cows go camping?
Q.Why do trees have so many friends?
Q. Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in autumn?
 A. Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!  
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Q. What’s another name for a sleeping bag?
Q. What day of the week is best for camping at the beach?
Q. Why don’t mummies go on camping?
A.They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
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Q. You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran… Why?
A. Because it’s past tents.
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Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Camp Jokes for Kids Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A. A gummy bear on a green background
Q. Where do find go camping?
Q.What do you call a vegetable who loves going to summer camps?
A. It’s the Brussels Scouts.
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Q. Why didn’t the elephant bring a bag on his camping trip?
A. He already had a trunk. 
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Q. When can kids jump higher than their camping tent?
A. Always, tents can’t jump!
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 Q. When can kids jump higher than their camping tent?
A. Always, tents can’t jump!
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Q. What type of chair is good at yoga?
Q. Why did the warden of the camp quit his job out all of a sudden?
A. Because it got too in-tents for him.
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 Q. What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: “Sandwiches!”
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Q. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
A. Don’t sleep too long in it!
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Camp Jokes for Kids Question: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? A. Don’t sleep too long in it! on a green background
Q. How do pine trees access the internet?
 Q. Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day?
A. He couldn’t find any.
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Q. What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
Q. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?
A. At The Canary Islands!
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 Q. What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?
Q. What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together?
A. A BEARel of laughs!
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Q. What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?
Q. What did the mother say to the son who kept dropping losing his marshmallows into the campfire?
 Q. If you have 4 sleeping bags in one hand and 4 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?
A. Pretty big hands!
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Q. What drink helps every camper relax when they’re out camping in the woods?
Camp Jokes for Kids Question: What drink helps every camper relax when they're out camping in the woods? A. Camp-omile tea on a gray background
Q. Which vegetable will you eat if you want to be very fast?
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer?
A. Open Toad Shoes. 
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Q. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Q. How do we know that the lake is friendly?
A. It waves everytime!
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Q. Which part of the fish weighs the most?
Q. What do you say to a tent with a split personality?
 A. You’re two tents.
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Q. Where did the sheep favorite campsite?
Q. Why did the robot go on camping?
A. He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Q. Which Island off the coast of Africa does Bill Elliott favorite place to camp on?
 Q. What did the thrilled Llama say to his cousin who wanted to go camping?
A. Thrilled, he ran off screaming “Alpaca tent!”.
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Camp Jokes for Kids Question: What did the thrilled Llama say to his cousin who wanted to go camping? A. Thrilled, he ran off screaming "Alpaca tent!" on a green background
Q. Why was the camping trip so tiring?
A. It was in-tents (intense)
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