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The Best guess who jokes
- Military was standing outside my house, guess what I did? I-ran
- I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels, guess what? It woo-den start.
- The shooter is opening a new store, guess what he named it? Target.
- Guess what, Facebook. I’m not going to tell you what’s on my mind today.
- Guess how do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!
- Guess why elephants are so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
- I recently went to a restaurant, they poisoned my tiramisu. Guess what? I tiramisued them.
- I won a rain dance competition, guess what I got? Pneumonia.
- Can you guess why the bear failed the exam? Because of his big pause!
- One really famous tortoise lives next door, guess what it’s called? A shellebrity
- Guess who Dracula brings with him to movie premieres? His ghoul-friend!
- The frog parked his car in the swamp, guess what? It got toad.
- Guess what the fish said when he swam into a wall? Dam.
- Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s? Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s?
- Guess what Santa calls his elves? Subordinate Clauses!
- I was dreaming of an orange ocean tonight. Guess what? It was a Fanta Sea.
- Guess what the calendar worker got fired for? He took a day off without telling anyone!
- The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what? It was a pi.
- A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a huge line and so, he came back after an hour. Guess what? There was no punchline.
- If they used money in space, guess what it would be called? Starbucks
- Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? A napkin.
- It’s always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is? Tomorrow.
- Guess what has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
- My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? He’s a Fizzician.
- Can you guess what the pickle did when he had a bad day? He knew he was in a pickle, but just dill-ed with it!
- Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another? “Let’s get cracking.”
- Santa Clause’s elves went to school, guess what they learned? The elfabets.
- The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said? “Come on, ketch-up!”
- Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong? A labracadabrador!
- Guess what sits in a corner and still travels around the world? A stamp
- Guess what I found in the creepy old professors’ closet? Narnia business.
- I was trying to solve a few equations about circles. Guess what? It was pointless.
- I noticed a Fairy Tale t-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what? It was fair retail.
- Guess why the glassblower went home early? He got a stomach pane!
- There’s a place where the English and French live peacefully. Guess what? It’s Canada
- I saw a cut pig in the market. Guess what? It was porkchopped.
- I sneezed at the best time of the day. Guess what? It was at-choo-o’-clock.
- The teacher said that he caught something. Guess what? He caught my attention.
- The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what? An onion ring.
- Guess why learning sign language is such a good idea? Because it is quite handy!
- One friend took the elevator while the other took the staircase. Guess what? Both were raised differently.
- Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? Not sure, but they’re big heavy-metal fans!
- The social media influencer had to take some meds, guess what happened? The posts went viral.
- The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened? It didn’t work out.
- Once there was a fish with no eye, guess what they call it? Fsh
- Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date? It’s so nice to finally meat you!
- The banana went to the doctor. Guess what happened? He was not peeling well.
- Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common? They encourage people to espresso themselves!
- A grumpy man spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club and asked his doctor for a course on antibiotics. Guess what for? He thought laughter was infectious.
- My boss just came back from his holidays; guess what country he went to? To Boss-Bados
- My twin brothers dressed up as a bird this Halloween, guess what they said? Trick or tweet.
- A boulder, a pebble, and a stone walked into a concert, guess what they did? They rocked and rolled all night long!
- Guess what the difference between a hotdog and a corndog is? One’s stuck up while the other is laid back!
- Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
- Two monkeys are sharing an Amazon account, guess what are they called? Prime mates
- Guess what crime scene investigators do on their day off? They throw caution tape to the wind!
- Guess what volcanoes do when they’re in love? They lava each other for a long time.
- Guess what has no life but it still dies? A battery.
- Guess what ghosts use to wash their hair with? They use sham-boo.
- Guess what you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
- I saw a fairy tale T-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what? It was a fair retail.
- A girl won a Scrabble tournament. Guess what she got? A re-word.
- Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian? He was always kraken everyone up.
- Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class? The pork chop!
- Guess what you get when you cross a comedian with a chicken? You get someone who loves cracking jokes!
- I bought a wooden car, and guess what happened? It wood-en start!
- The teacher said he caught something. Guess what? It was my attention.
- I was trying to mimic a flamingo. Guess what happened? I had to put my foot down.
- The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what? An onion ring.
- I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered? Spook-eti
- Guess what I said to the man wearing a t-shirt? I said to him, “Sir, I believe your head is sticking out of your t-shirt!”
- Guess what the reason is why some restaurants refuse to serve food to ducks? Because they don’t understand the meaning of putting something on their bill!
- Guess what the reason was that the doves got arrested? Because they staged a coo!
- Guess what you call a baby reindeer’s first teeth? Buck teeth!
- Can you guess what you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
- Guess what you get when you cross an angry mob with a herd of horses? A bunch of neigh-sayers.
- Guess what makes the moon so cold? She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!
- Guess what the ship had to go to therapy for? He was a nervous wreck!
- The sky had to pay its bills, guess what it gave? A rain check.
- Santa Clause bought a motorbike on his way to the North pole, guess what it was? A Holy Davidson
- Guess what makes you go on red and stop on the green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
- At the conference, the audience tried to pay but couldn’t, guess what? Attention.
- Guess what kind of person won the very first no-bell prize? The person who invented knock-knock jokes.
- The geese fell down the stairs and guess what? They ended up with goosebumps.
- The girl asked why libraries are so strict, guess what answer the library assistant gave her? They always go by the book
- Guess what the dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
- An archer who won a gold medal is opening a new store. Guess what he named it? Target.
- My mom is coming home after a work trip tonight, guess what I am getting? I am getting yelled at.
- Guess what I have right now? Your ear!
- Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get? A bugs bunny
- Guess what? What? Good guess.
- Guess what you call someone who never falls down the stairs? A stair-voyant!
- Guess what you call a comedian who’s about to make a joke? Someone with a pun in the oven!
- Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common? They encourage people to espresso themselves!
- Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean? The sofish-ticated type!
- Can you guess what cats and housewives love to consume? Cat-a-log’s, of course!
- Guess what has two hands and a face but no legs and no arms? A clock.
- The big bird was trying to open the door using the wrong key but couldn’t, guess what? He was using a tur-key
- Guess what the name of my new computer processor is? Chip.
- Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? None – they gave up
- Guess what monkeys eat in space? Space bananas!
- Guess what kind of hike I went on today? I hiked up my pants!
- Guess what coat hangers do on the weekend? They hang out, of course!
- I won a wet t-shirt competition. Guess what I got? Pneumonia.
- Guess what method of transportation self-driving cars use on their day off? A human driver!
- Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep have in common? They’re all very stable animals!
- Guess what you get when you cross a Pointer and a Setter dog with a Christmas wreath? A Pointsettia!
- Can you guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the Hokey-Pokey? He turned himself around!
- Can you guess what coat hangers do on the weekends? They hang out, of course!
- Can you guess what the man did after he became vegan? He never made a missed steak again!
- Can you guess what you get when you cross a jukebox with a fortune cookie? A 4-tune teller!
- Guess what you call a regular potato? A common-tater!
- There was a candy party, guess what was late as usual? Choco-late.
- Guess what only goes up and never comes down? Your age.
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- The broom was late for their witches’ meeting, guess what it said? Sorry I overswept!
- Can you guess what kind of person you should never lie to? An x-ray operator – they can see right through you!
- Guess what I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everything.
- Guess what was the reason the bear failed the exam? Because of his big pause!
- Guess what makes Alpaca’s the best mom? Because they always Alpaca a home-made lunch for their kids!
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