Kids love jokes they can participate in, and Guess Who jokes are perfect for that.
Instead of just listening, kids get to shout out the answer before the punchline, which somehow makes the joke even funnier.
These Guess Who jokes for kids are clean, silly, and perfect for:
- Classroom fun
- Family game night
- Road trips
- Lunchbox notes
- Dinner table laughs
If you’re looking for funny Guess Who jokes kids will actually repeat, you’re in the right place.
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Quick Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Guess who?
Who?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Guess who?
Who?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! - Guess who?
Who?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like the present! - Guess who?
Who?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo! - Guess who?
Who?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you tell it, that’s funny! - Guess who?
Who?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if I see a spider! - Guess who?
Who?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Guess who?
Who?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door! - Guess who?
Who?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome
Top 10 Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Guess who?
Who?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Guess who?
Who?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Guess who?
Who?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase! - Guess who?
Who?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly — cow says moo! - Guess who?
Who?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! - Guess who?
Who?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I hear that joke! - Guess who?
Who?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Guess who?
Who?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play? - Guess who?
Who?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up!
Free Printable: Family Joke Cards
Need an easy way to get everyone laughing together?
These printable family joke cards are perfect for dinner time, car rides, or those moments when the conversation needs a quick spark. Just read one aloud and let the laughter start.
Animal Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl tell you later! - Guess who?
Who?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing today? - Guess who?
Who?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful! - Guess who?
Who?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse around later! - Guess who?
Who?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck down! - Guess who?
Who?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer me! - Guess who?
Who?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be nice! - Guess who?
Who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me! - Guess who?
Who?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep laughing! - Guess who?
Who?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around!
Love animals and laughs? Check out more animal jokes that will have you giggling.
Food Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you heard this joke? - Guess who?
Who?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach and quiet! - Guess who?
Who?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget dessert! - Guess who?
Who?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry funny! - Guess who?
Who?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ’bout a good joke! - Guess who?
Who?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive dessert! - Guess who?
Who?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal fun! - Guess who?
Who?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie love jokes! - Guess who?
Who?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a good one! - Guess who?
Who?
Lime.
Lime who?
Lime laughing!
Are you a foodie and love laughing? These food jokes are just for you!
Silly Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO! - Guess who?
Who?
Boo.
Boo who?
Still crying? - Guess who?
Who?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter! - Guess who?
Who?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? - Guess who?
Who?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not! - Guess who?
Who?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Guess who?
Who?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you laughing! - Guess who?
Who?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe guess? - Guess who?
Who?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best! - Guess who?
Who?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Short Guess Who Jokes
- Guess who?
Who?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray of sunshine! - Guess who?
Who?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! - Guess who?
Who?
Al.
Al who?
Al be there! - Guess who?
Who?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! - Guess who?
Who?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! - Guess who?
Who?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking of you! - Guess who?
Who?
May.
May who?
May I come in? - Guess who?
Who?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking! - Guess who?
Who?
Will.
Will who?
Will you laugh? - Guess who?
Who?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back!
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Free Joke Cards For Kids
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Our Printable Joke Cards for Kids are perfect for:
- Dinner time
- Car rides
- Classrooms
- Family game night
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