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The Best Bear Jokes for Kids
Q: How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod?
A: With your BEAR hands.
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have ‘the’ as their middle names!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the PU!
Q: What’s a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Q: What bear goes around scaring other animals?
A: Winnie the Boo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a garden?
A: Squash!
Q: What do grizzlies do when they are having a bad day in the forest?
A: Grin and bear it.
Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Q: What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
A: They both have stuffing.
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear.
Q: What’s brown, furry and has twelve paws?
A: The Three Bears!
Q: What do you call bears without ears?
A: B’s
Q: Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?
A: At the Three Bores house!
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would look weird in ski jackets.
Q: Which is the scariest fairy-tale?
A: Ghouldilocks and the Three Brrrrs!
Q: What is a bear’s favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Q: What’s a polar bear’s favorite food?
A: A: Eskimo pies
Q: Why was the bear cub so spoiled?
A: Because his mother panda’d to his every whim!
Q: Why can’t the polar bears watch TV?
A: They ‘PAWS’d it
Q: How do you apologize to a koala?
A: BEAR your heart and soul.
Q: Why did the polar bear go to the bank?
A: To seal the deal
Q: Why did the bear quit his second job?
A: He needed some koala-ty time with his family.
Q: What did the polar bear say to the seal on the bike?
A: My meal has wheels
Q: Why don’t bears like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What did the polar bears call the sleeping campers?
A: Burr-itos
Q: What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
A: The bearer of bad news.
Q: Why was the koala sad?
A: They said he wasn’t koalafied for the job.
Q: Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
A: He would only do the BEAR minimum.
Q: Why couldn’t the koala go out to eat?
A: He’s a picky eater.
Q: Where do teenage polar bears go to dance?
A: The snow-ball.
Q: What did one koala bear say to the other?
A: How’s it hanging?
Q: What does pooh eat at parties?
A: blue bear-y pie.
Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
A: Ice Crispies.
Q: What did one koala say to the waiter?
A: Leaf it right there!
Q: What do polar bears have for lunch?
A: Ice berg-er!
Q: Why did the zookeeper talk to the koala?
A: He kept hanging around.
Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite healthy snack?
A: Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Q: What do you call a koala bear with a red hat?
A: Santa claws
Q: What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.
Q: What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A: A solar bear.
Q: What has two black eyes but never been punched?
A: Panda bear
Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
Q: How do bears travel when they go on vacation?
A: Bear-o-planes.
Q: What is black, white and green all over?
A: A panda at dinner time.
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A: A molar bear.
Q: What do you call a confused panda?
A: Pan-boozled
Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!
Q: Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
A: It was panda-monium!
Q: What did they call the panda that crashed the party?
A: Panda pooper
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: How did the grizzly bear walk in the snow?
A: Bear-footed.
Q: What smells like bamboo but can’t be seen?
A: Panda farts
Q: Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
A: Because he couldn’t bear it!
Q: Why do you call a sunburned panda?
A: Crispy critter
Q: Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
A: Yoga Bear.
Q: What is black, white, and smelly?
A: A gassy panda
Q: What do you call a freezing bear?
A: A brrrrrrr.
Q: Why did the panda move?
A: His home was unbearable
Q: What color socks do bears wear?
A: None. They usually have bear (bare) feet.
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, GO!
Q: Why do bears have a hairy coat?
A: Fur protection.
Q: What do you call a gummy bear missing a leg?
A: Delicious
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
Q: Where does a polar bear go to vote?
A: The North Pole.
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: What do you call a teddy bear at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
Q: Did you hear about the man who tried to feed a grizzly an Apple?
A: It didn’t bear fruit.
Q: How do koalas stay cool in the summer?
A: Bear conditioning.
Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
A: I’m stuffed.
Q: What are teddy bear poops called?
A: Fleeces.
Q: Why did the bear cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off!
Q: What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?
A: Schwinnie the Pooh.
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What’s a koala’s favorite drink?
A: A root bear float.
Q: What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin!
Q: How does a bear stop a movie?
A: It hits the paws button.
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh
Q: Do you know you only need two letters to spell panda?
A: You need a P and A.
Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Q: How does the koala bear stay fit?
A: He does bear-obics.
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
Q: What kind of umbrella does a Teddy bear carry when it’s raining?
A: A wet one!
Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A: Hunny!
Q: What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?
A: “No thanks; I’m already stuffed!”
Q: What do you need for a wedding in the jungle?
A: A Flower gorilla and a ring bear.
Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A: 3 after 1
Q: What do you call a bear that changes his mind every couple of minutes?
A: A bi-polar bear.
Q: What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A: A molar bear!
Q: What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts
Q: What time is it when a bear sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Q: How do Teddies send their letters?
A: By bear mail, of course!
Q: What was Yogi bear looking for in the picnic basket?
A: Just the “Bear” necessities.
Q: What’s the difference between a Teddy bear and an apple?
A: Teddy bears don’t grow on trees.
Q: Why did the bear get so scared?
A: Because he looked in the mirror.
Q: What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A: A koala holding his breath.
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
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