75 Best Frog Jokes That Make You Ribbit [Free Joke Cards]

Last Updated on February 3, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Ready to have a ribbit-ing good time? Then hop to it with these fun frog jokes that will leave you green with laughter. The best part of these jokes is if you are feeling froggy, they will turn your frown upside down. So grab your friends and family and jump on the lily pad of comedy.

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Jokes are the best medicine when it comes to laughter. We love sharing these frog jokes with our friends and family as well as for icebreakers when meeting new people. They always guarantee that we all have a hopping good time. So strap on your waders and let’s dive into swampy waters and enjoy these frog jokes. Don’t frog-et to have a good time!

If you are ready for even more fun, be sure to hop on over and check out our Who Am I Riddles? and our Bee Jokes That Will Get You Buzzing With Laughter.

 
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Best frog jokes

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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kermit. Kermit who? Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Toad? Toad who? I toad you already – listen!
  • What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it
  • What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily.
  • Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
  • What do you call a frog who has no legs? Unhoppy.
  • What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals.
  • What do stylish frogs wear?  Jumpsuits.
  • Why did the frog have to go to the hospital?  The doctor said he needed a hopperation.
  • What is a frog’s favorite sport? Croaket.
  • What would you call a frog that has parked illegally?  Toad.
  • Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?  He liked a good croak and dagger story.
  • What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog.
  • What kind of music do frogs like best? Hip hop.
  • What kind of music do posh frogs listen to? Hopera.
  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog? A bunny ribbit.
  • What is a frog’s favorite year? A leap year.
  • What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad.
  • What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog? A croaker spaniel.
  • What’s a frog’s favorite flower? A croakus. 
  • What do frogs drink? Croaka-cola.
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  • Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
  • Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language. 
  • What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent.
  • What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He jump-started it.
  • Where does a witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.
  • What did the frog say about his favorite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit.
  • Where do you get frog’s eggs? At the spawn shop.
  • Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course.
  • What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop? Hop on.
  • What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts.
  • What is a frog’s favorite sweet? A lollihop.
  • What does a frog order at a restaurant? French flies and a diet croak.
  • Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way.
  • What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas? Mistletoad.
  • Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.
  • What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog? A croakadile.
  • Did you hear about the short-sighted frog? He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
  • Which frog has horns? A bull frog
  • What do you get if you cross a snake and a frog? A jump rope.
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One-Liner Frog Jokes and Puns

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  • This story is ribbiting.
  • If you park here, your car will be toad.
  • I like open-toad shoes.
  • You’re hopping mad.
  • We’re in a Kermitted relationship.
  • I make a lot of animal puns, or so I’ve been toad.
  • I wish you’d toad me.
  • You’re toad-ally cool.
  • Interesting puns, but none of them were ribbiting.
  • Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
  • Turn on your frog lights, it’s froggy.
  • I frog-ot what I was going to say.
  • A window-cleaning frog says, “rub-it, rub-it.”
  • You’re un-frog-ettable.
  • Are you unhoppy?
  • Frogs are always happy because they eat whatever bugs them.
  • Frogs wear open-toad shoes.
  • I toad-ally get it.
  • Sigmund Frog.
  • Croak-a-Cola.
  • Do you know Morse toad?
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  • Don’t frog-et about me.
  • A dog mixed with a frog is a croaker spaniel.
  •  I find you ribbiting.
  • Park over there. Otherwise, your car will get toad.
  • Toad-ay is a big day.
  • Wow, that’s a nice frog-rance.
  • I’m asking for frog-iveness.
  • A young frog is a toad-dler.
  • If you give a frog paper, it’ll rip-it.
  • I want a lollihop.
  • A short pole is also known as a tadpole.
  • A loud frog is a froghorn.
  • We’re making frog-ress.
  • Be careful, it’s frog-ile.
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Do you have some favorite frog jokes that make you hop? Share them in the comments so we can get a laugh too!

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