Awesome Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

Last Updated on March 18, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Looking for a way to brighten your child’s day while they are at school? These printable lunch box jokes are the perfect way to do it! Just download, print, and make your child laugh when you aren’t even with them! 

Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

Can you believe it is that time of year again? The time where we have to start waking up early, making lunches and sending our kids off to school… So to make it special we thought it would be fun to have these fun printable lunch box jokes that you can stick in your kid’s lunches to brighten their day! 

What’s great about these Joke Cards?

These printable jokes are great for kids of all ages. They are simple enough for kids learning to read and funny enough to share with older kids. 

These cards have the joke at the top and the answer (or punch line) at the bottom upside down. The back is blank, perfect for writing a quick note or a positive affirmation for kids on it to encourage them! 

Printable Jokes for Kids

Since this year is a little different we thought it would be fun to create a whole collection of lunch box jokes for you to choose from! So look for fall lunch box jokes, Halloween jokes, Christmas jokes and more coming soon! 

We are making it easy for you, just download, print, and cut and stick in your kids lunch box to make them laugh!

Do your kids love jokes? Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh all the time! These are perfect to use as lunch box jokes, joke cards series, bedtime laughs, and more! Grab your set now! We are always adding more to the collection! Please note, every time we add a set of joke cards to this collection we will email you the newest collection. Grab them now before the price increases!

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Lunch Box Jokes with Answers

Q: What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?
A: A smarty pants

Q: Who is the king of school supplies?
A: The ruler

Q: Why was the math book unhappy?
A: Because he had too many problems

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: A school buzz

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon-aid

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck

Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools

Q: How does a tree go home?
A: It leaves

 Q: What do you call a jolly rancher?
A: A happy cowboy

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy

Q: What is smarter than a talking bird?
A: A spelling bee

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?
A: A doNut

Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow

 Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Someone stepped on its mouse

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat what bugs them

Q: What did the pear say to the celery?
A: Stop stalking me

Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meatball

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet

Q: What do you get when a cow laughs?
A: A milkshake

Q: Why was the strawberry sad?
A: It was in a jam

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