100 Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush

Last Updated on May 18, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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Do you have a crush and are trying to find the best way to get noticed? Making them laugh or smile with a funny joke might be the best way to get them to really notice you! These funny jokes to tell your crush will make them smile and laugh in no time!

Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Starting a conversation with someone you like can be really hard, especially if you don’t know them very well! Thankfully we all know that people love to laugh even if it is because of a corny joke! So we have put together a list of some of the corniest jokes to tell your crush to get you noticed in no time!

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Funny jokes to tell your crush

Are you getting shorter?

You seem to be inching closer to my heart.

Are your an extraterrestrial?

Because you are out of this world!

Are you a booger?

Because you’re so hard to get.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.

Can I borrow a kiss from you?

Don’t worry I’ll give it back to you with interest.

Are you dandruff?

Because I can’t get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

A. Roberto.

Did you know that the happiest place on earth is not Disneyland?

It’s wherever you are!

Are you my dentures?

Because I can’t smile without you.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

A. He had no body to go with him.

Do you know why I want to reshuffle alphabet?

It’s all for the sake of putting U and I together…forever.

Are your parents terrorists?

Because you’re the bomb!

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

A. Hmmmm, this tastes a little funny!

Excuse me, mind telling me what time it is?

I must remember the exact time I met my soul mate!

Are you the square root of two?

Because I always feel extra irrational around you.

What do runners eat before a race?

A. Nothing, they fast!

I wish I was the earth and you were the rain…

so no matter what, you’d always fall for me.

Are you the sun?

Because my whole world revolves around you.

Why do melons have weddings?

A. Because they cantaloupe.

I’ve always thought happiness started with H.

I just realized that all this time, it started with U.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Just a warning for you this Christmas.

If a fat man in a red suit comes to pick you up, know that it’s because you’re on my wish list.

Do you know what my clothes are made of?

Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

Just sell your house.

You can live in my heart for free instead.

Have you been eating sugar?

Because your smile is so sweet.

My watch must be broken.

Every time I’m with you, my time seems to stop.

What did the Aloe vera plant say to the other plant?

A. Aloe you vera much!

What do you call a dog magician?

A. A Labracadabrador!

Something is missing in your name.

My last name.

What did the coffee drink say to the other coffee drink?

A. You mean a latte to me!

Are you sure you’re not a chicken?

Because to me, you look impeccable.

This is exactly how I imagined our conversation to be.

It’s me doing all the talking and you just sitting there looking adorable.

What did the ghost say to its soulmate?

A. You are so boo-tiful to me.

Do you know why seagulls fly over the sea?

A. Well, they can’t fly over the bay! Then they would be bagels.

Are you a mouse?

A. Because I’m the cat that keeps chasing you.

What did the monkey say to the banana?

A. I find you really a-peeling.

Q. Do you like Star Wars by any chance?

A. Because Yoda only one for me!

Q. Are you darkness?

A. I can’t seem to see anything but you whenever you’re around.

Q. Are you oxygen?

A. Because I’d be dead without you.

Q. What did the smartphone say to the WiFi router?

A. I’m feeling a connection between us.

What do you think you would be named if you were a burger at Mcdonalds?

Don’t tell me, I know: McGorgeous.

Am I a bad shooter?

Because I keep on missing you.

Q. What did the owl say to its partner?

A. Owl love you for the rest of my days.

Q. What did the rice say to the teriyaki chicken?

A. Honestly, IDK, but would you be down to grab some this weekend and investigate?

By any chance, do you work at the zoo?

Because I think you’re a keeper.

Q. What happens when two boats fall in love?

A. Row-mance.

Q. What do you call an everyday potato?

A. A commentator.

Q. Are you a camera?

A. Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Could you please stop getting any hotter?

You’re killing the poor thermometer!

Q. Why are skunks so romantic?

A. Because they are scent-imental creatures.

I was blinded by your beauty;

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It’s just…

…Soda pressing.

Do you have any raisins?

Well, how about a date?

Are you keyboard?

Because you’re my TYPE!

Hello. Cupid called.

He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

My crush told me “come over, no ones home”.

I went over, no one was home.

For a smartphone, mine seems a bit dumb.

I mean it doesn’t even know your number!

Are you a pizza?

Because I have a CRUST on you.

You must be a broom.

Because you just swept me off my feet.

Q. What do you call the Scottish boy who’s crush chose another boy over him?

A. Second to Lass

Google is a thing of the past.

When I found you, I knew the search was over.

Are you an angle?

Because you’re ACUTE.

A tree fell on my brother today, completely crushing his left side.

He’s all right.

Help, I’m trying to look for my crush’s house.

Can you tell me your address?

Are you Christmas?

Because I wanna Merry you.

Somebody call the cops…

because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Q. What’s the only thing that can ruin your perfect relationship with your crush?

A. The alarm clock.

Are you a dictionary?

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

Is there a hole in your heart?

I’ve been captured and I can’t find a way out.

Are you French?

Because EIFFEL for you.

Can you take me to the doctor?

Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton ask his crush out?

A. Because he didn’t have the guts.

I forgot your name.

Can I call you mine?

Are you the last part of my prayers?

Because AMEN love with you!

My crush said she wanted someone with a stable job.

So I became an equestrian.

I have no idea how the universe will end,

but I know it starts with U N I.

By any chance, are you into science?

Because I think I LAB you.

My crush used to call me a math nerd.

I was 2² to ask her out.

I thought it was morning already.

Turns out, it was just you lighting up my world.

Do you like tea?

Because you’re pre-TEA cute!

Do you have a pencil?

Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

My crush said she only likes bad boys.

Well lucky for me, I’m bad at everything I do.

Mind if I ask if you’re a witch?

That’s because your beautiful smile bewitched me.

From now on, you can call me Shrek.

That’s because I’m head OGRE heels for you!

There must be something wrong with my eyes.

I can’t take them off you.

When should you crush herbs?

When you need to kill some Thyme!

May I borrow your pen?

I just want to write about our future.

Hi, I’m a zombie.

Will you be my GHOUL-friend?

If nothing lasts forever,

will you be my nothing?

I think traffic lights might have a crush on me.

They always turn red when I’m around.

Mind if I follow you?

Ever since I was a child, I’ve been told to follow my dreams.

There’s plenty of fruits that exist in the world,

but you’re one in a MELON!

No offense, but you look like a parent.

The parent of my future kids.

Wanna be like two peas in a pod?

Then PEAS be mine.

The fact is everyone agrees you’re pretty, and I think I’m cute.

The two of us would be pretty cute together!

We must be cats,

because I’m FELINE a connection between us.

Your favorite subject must be geometry.

No matter what angle you position yourself in, you’re so cute.

Would you grab my arm,

so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

What is your favorite joke to tell your crush? Share it in the comments!

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