100 Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush

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Do you have a crush and are trying to find the best way to get noticed? Making them laugh or smile with a funny joke might be the best way to get them to really notice you! These funny jokes to tell your crush will make them smile and laugh in no time!

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Jokes to Tell Your Crush

Starting a conversation with someone you like can be really hard, especially if you don’t know them very well! Thankfully we all know that people love to laugh even if it is because of a corny joke! So we have put together a list of some of the corniest jokes to tell your crush to get you noticed in no time!

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Quick Jokes to Tell Your Crush

  • Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everyone else disappears.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
  • Are you a star? Because you brighten my day.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  • Are you a charger? Because you power up my day.
  • Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost around you.
  • Are you a joke? Because you always make me laugh.
  • Are you sunshine? Because you brighten everything.
  • Are you a song? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

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Check out our Jokes & Puns hub for printable joke cards, silly wordplay, and family fun you can use anytime. And to spark easy conversation, be sure to check out all our family conversation ideas that are perfect for every occasion.

Top 10 Jokes to Tell Your Crush

  1. Why did the phone blush? Because it saw your message.
  2. Why do I like texting you? Because our conversations are always fun.
  3. Why did the conversation last so long? Because neither of us wanted it to end.
  4. Why did I check my phone again? Because I hoped it was you.
  5. Why did the smile appear instantly? Because you texted.
  6. Why did I send another meme? Because it reminded me of you.
  7. Why do our chats go so fast? Because they’re fun.
  8. Why do I tell you jokes? Because you laugh.
  9. Why do I like our conversations? Because they’re never boring.
  10. Why are jokes great for talking to your crush? Because laughter breaks the ice.

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Cute Jokes to Tell Your Crush

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
  5. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  6. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  7. Are you a book? Because I can’t stop reading your messages.
  8. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m trying to figure you out.
  9. Are you a notification? Because I get excited when you appear.
  10. Are you a comedian? Because you always make me laugh.
  11. If talking to you were a sport… I’d play all day.
  12. If laughter were currency… We’d both be rich.
  13. If smiles counted as exercise… Talking to you would be a workout.
  14. If jokes were points… We’d be winning.
  15. If fun conversations were a job… We’d both be professionals.
  16. If texting were a game… We’d be champions.
  17. If laughs were trophies… We’d have a shelf full.
  18. If conversations were music… Ours would be a hit.
  19. If jokes were snacks… We’d never run out.
  20. If smiles were contagious… Talking to you spreads them everywhere.
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Funny Conversation Jokes

  1. Why did I send another joke? Because the first one worked.
  2. Why did I smile at my phone? Because you replied.
  3. Why did the conversation keep going? Because it was fun.
  4. Why did I send another message? Because I thought of another joke.
  5. Why did I reread your message? Because it was funny.
  6. Why did the chat last all night? Because neither of us wanted to stop.
  7. Why did the phone keep buzzing? Because we kept talking.
  8. Why did I laugh at my phone? Because of you.
  9. Why did the joke work? Because you laughed.
  10. Why did the message get saved? Because it was funny.
  11. I tried sending just one message… But then I thought of another joke.
  12. I tried to keep the conversation short… But you kept making it fun.
  13. I tried to stop smiling… But your message popped up.
  14. I tried to act cool while texting… But you made me laugh.
  15. I tried to send a serious message… But I added a joke.
  16. I tried to stop checking my phone… But then you replied.
  17. I tried to stop laughing… But our conversation kept going.
  18. I tried to end the chat… But you sent another funny message.
  19. I tried to focus… But texting you is more fun.
  20. I tried to stop joking… But you laughed again.
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Text Message Jokes to Send Your Crush

  1. What’s the best way to start a conversation with your crush? A joke.
  2. What’s the easiest way to break the ice? Say something funny.
  3. What’s the secret to a great chat? Humor.
  4. What makes texting your crush fun? Laughing together.
  5. What’s the best reply to a funny text? Another funny text.
  6. What makes jokes better? When your crush laughs.
  7. What keeps conversations going? Good humor.
  8. What makes a chat memorable? A great joke.
  9. What makes texting exciting? Seeing their reply.
  10. What makes a conversation special? Laughing together.
  11. I sent a funny message… You laughed.
  12. I told another joke… You smiled.
  13. I shared a meme… You liked it.
  14. I sent another joke… You laughed again.
  15. I told a pun… You groaned and laughed.
  16. I shared another meme… You replied quickly.
  17. I sent a funny text… You smiled.
  18. I told another joke… You laughed again.
  19. I shared another meme… You liked it.
  20. I sent one more joke… You smiled.
  21. We started joking… We kept laughing.
  22. I told another pun… You laughed.
  23. I shared another joke… You smiled.
  24. I sent another meme… You laughed again.
  25. I texted something funny… You replied quickly.
  26. I told another joke… You laughed.
  27. I shared another meme… You liked it.
  28. I texted a silly line… You smiled.
  29. I told another joke… You laughed again.
  30. I sent another meme… You replied.
  31. I told another joke… You smiled.
  32. I sent another meme… You laughed.
  33. I texted something funny… You replied.
  34. I told another pun… You laughed again.
  35. I shared another joke… You smiled.
  36. I sent another meme… You laughed again.
  37. I texted another joke… You replied quickly.
  38. I told another silly line… You laughed.
  39. I shared another meme… You smiled.
  40. I told another joke… You laughed again.
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  1. I sent another funny text… You smiled.
  2. I told another pun… You laughed.
  3. I shared another joke… You liked it.
  4. I sent another meme… You laughed.
  5. I texted something funny… You smiled again.
  6. I told another joke… You laughed again.
  7. I shared another meme… You replied quickly.
  8. I told another pun… You laughed.
  9. I sent one last joke… You smiled.
  10. I told another joke… You laughed.
  11. I texted a funny line… You smiled.
  12. I shared another meme… You laughed again.
  13. I told another joke… You smiled.
  14. I sent another funny text… You laughed.
  15. I told another pun… You laughed again.
  16. I shared another meme… You replied quickly.
  17. I told another joke… You smiled.
  18. I texted something funny… You laughed.
  19. I sent one more meme… You smiled again.
  20. Why are jokes great to tell your crush? Because laughter makes everything easier.
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More Jokes to Tell Your Crush

  1. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  2. Are you a campfire? Because you make every moment warmer.
  3. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day.
  4. Are you a snowflake? Because you’re one of a kind.
  5. Are you a sunrise? Because you make mornings better.
  6. Are you a playlist? Because you’ve got all my favorite things.
  7. Are you a comet? Because you light up the sky.
  8. Are you a joke book? Because you always make me smile.
  9. Are you a rainbow? Because you make everything colorful.
  10. Are you the weekend? Because I look forward to seeing you.
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What is your favorite joke to tell your crush? Share it in the comments!

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