100 of the Best Bowling Jokes

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Bowling jokes are one of a kind awesome! Even if you aren’t a bowler you can find a huge amount of humor in these funny jokes! Find your favorite bowling joke to share with the ones you love!

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Two things in life will put a smile on everyone’s face, bowling a perfect game and a good joke! While bowling a perfect game might require a little bit of luck, one thing is for sure with these bowling jokes, you aren’t going to strike out when you are trying to make your friends and family laugh!

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Best Bowling Jokes Ever!

  • How quiet is a bowling alley? So quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
  • What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke? Fell down laughing.
  • Why couldn’t the family go bowling? The pins were on strike.
  • Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler? Her coach was a pumpkin.
  • What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both want a Turkey (a turkey is 3 strikes bowled consecutively).
  • Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player? Because he gets so many strikes
  • When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be? When it’s full of fans.
  • Which famous bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Muhammad Alley.
  • When is a bowler like a baseball player? When he sits on the bench.
  • What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man? Bowling like no one has ever seen.
  • Why are football players banned from bowling alleys? They’re known to spike the ball.
  • Why is bowling a better sport than golf? It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
  • What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing? I was framed!
  • Which pirate bowler was know for his curving ball? Captain Hook.
  • Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt? New Jersey.
  • When should bowlers wear armor? When they play knight games.
  • Why do bowlers join unions? They like strikes.
  • Which bowler wears the biggest shoes? The one with the biggest feet.
  • What did the team cry when it lost the PBA Tournament? It was a bawling team.
  • Where does Superman like to go bowling? Lois Lanes.
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  • What’s the favorite part of the playground for bowlers? The see-saws
  • What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins? Bowling ball returns.
  • How much should one bowling game cost? Ten pinnies.
  • What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing? “I was framed!”
  • Why should a bowling alley be quiet? So you can hear a pin drop!
  • What did one romantic pin say to the other? “Let’s never split.”
  • I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun, But I thought I’d spare you.
  • Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley. It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.
  • When should bowlers wear armor? When they play knight games.
  • What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes? Lightning.
  • I went bowling with a military general the other day. He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.
  • Which bowler wears the biggest shoes? The one with the biggest feet.
  • Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys? After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
  • What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke? They fell down laughing.
  • Why do bowlers join unions? They like strikes.
  • When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter. That’s just how I roll.
  • Where does Superman like to go bowling? Lois Lanes.
  • Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler? Her coach was a pumpkin.
  • What kind of cat likes to go bowling? An alley cat.
  • What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins? Bowling Ball Returns.
  • What did the bowling pins do? They went on strike.
  • Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player? Because he gets so many strikes.
  • What people are best at bowling? Those who have talent to spare.
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  • I’ve left my bowling ball at home. Have you got any to spare?
  • When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be? When it’s full of fans.
  • Why do bowlers make bad employees? Because they’re always going on strike.
  • What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both want a turkey.
  • When is a bowler like a baseball player? When he sits on the bench.
  • Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play? It’s a bump per lane.
  • Old bowlers don’t die. They just end up in the gutter.
  • What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man? Bowling like no one has ever seen.
  • Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues? Because they are Super Bowlers.
  • Why is bowling a better sport than golf? It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
  • Johnny’s teacher tells her class, “Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2:55 p.m. every Friday, and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Monday.” The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting Friday afternoon to arrive. At precisely 2:55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. She said, “Students, this week’s question is, ‘What is the Pythagorean theorem?’”
  • After a long pause she said, “Well, I guess I’ll see you all on Monday.” The teacher was teasing the children. She always planned to ask a question that no fifth grader could ever answer. Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. The following Friday, Johnny brought both his parents’ bowling balls to school. At 2:54 p.m., he rolled them down the aisle, and they crashed into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk, and yelled, “All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?” Johnny says, “Eddie Murphy! See you Tuesday!”
  • Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot.
  • Can you teach me how the scoring works in bowling? “Of course! That’s right up my alley.”Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.
  • If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
  • My coach said, “Three strikes and you’re out!” My bowling team doesn’t like show-offs.

There you have it! The very best bowling jokes! Have some to add to the list? Share in the comments!

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