100 Lemon Jokes to Make You LOL

Last Updated on June 25, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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What’s the saying everyone loves? “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?” Well, what I love to say is when life gives you lemons tell some awesome lemon jokes!

If you are a fan of jokes (and I sure hope you are) you are going to love these zesty lemon jokes! They will make you laugh out loud as you tell your family and friends! While you are at it, throw in some of these funny fall jokes as well! The best thing about jokes is the fact that they make awesome conversation starters!

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The Best Lemon Jokes to Make You Laugh

Q. Why did the lemon go out with a prune?

A. Because she couldn’t find a date.

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.

I thought the streets are desserted!

Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any.

It was a fruitless trip.

Q. Why was the lemon depressed?

A. It lost all of its zest

Q. Why did the lemon pie go to the dentist?

A. Because it needed fillings!

Q. What do you call a dancing pie?

A. Lemon Merengue!

Lemons and limes like to fight.

They are bitter rivals.

Q. What will we give to a sick lemon?

A. Lemon aid!

I just lost my job at the lemonade store…

because I cannot concentrate.

Q. Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?

A. Because they peel.

Q. Why did the lemon cross the road?

A. He wanted to play squash.

Q. What do you call a lemon grenade?

A. Lemonade!

A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house so she hired…

A Minute Maid.

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

You’re simply the zest!

One lemon met another and the zest is history.

A cowboy lemon runs through the wild zest.

The lemon is feeling said she just lost her zest.

One lemon said to the other lemon,..

“We are zest friends forever!”

The lemon lawyer declared…

“I zest my case!”

The lemon failed its driving test because it kept peeling out.

I ate the lemon because it looked so a-peeling.

When a lemon falls in love it catches peelings.

A dinosaur eating a lemon is a..

Tyrannasourest Rex.

The search for the stolen lemons was fruitless.

When you bump into a lemon it says…

“Sour you doing?”

A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.

The lemon went to the doctor because it had a sour stomach.

“This lemon is too sour,” he said bitterly.

The lemon answers the phone by saying “yellow!”

When the lemon proposed it pipped the question.

Lemon and limes love to fight.

They are bitter rivals.

The lemon didn’t do well at school because….

It couldn’t concentrate.

Q: Don’t you just love lemons?

A: They are sub-lime!

The lemon robbed the bank with its partner in lime.

When a lemon works overtime it gets paid half a lime.

A lemon uses pickup limes to get a date.

The lemon stopped in the road because…

It ran out of juice.

The next person that asks for a concoction of lemon juice, pineapple juice, and orange juice with fruits is getting a punch.

When lemons start fighting all hell breaks juice.

Lemons are positive fruits.

They always squeeze the day.

Q: What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato?

A: “Give me a squeeze”.

Q: Why did the lemon cross the road?

A: He wanted to play squash.

Q: Which citrus fruit is bitter and green?

A; A lemon in a green jumper.

Q: How do you make a lemon drop?

A; Hold it high and let go.

Q: Why was the lemon by himself?

A: Because the banana split.

A friend of mine lost his job at the lemon factory.

He couldn’t concentrate.

How do you make a lemon puff?

Chase it round the garden?

Q: What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz?

A: An electric lemon.

And of course… What do you give a sick lemon?


Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?

A: A sour puss.

Q: Why did the lemon go out with a prune?

A: Because she couldn’t find a date.

Q: What did lemon say to lime?

A: Nothing stupid, lemons don’t talk.

Q: Why did the lemon fail his driving test?

A: It kept peeling out.

Q: Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?

A: Liz Lemon

Q: Why was the lemon feeling depressed?

A: She lost her zest for life.

Q: What kind of lemon performs for charity?

A: Lemon Aid.

Q: Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

A: It wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What is yellow and solves your problems? What?

A: Lemonade because its yellow and aid solves your problems!

When life hands you lemons, find someone with tequila and salt.

If you believe that life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

I thought I was drowning in Sprite, but it was only a Fanta sea.

I have a job crushing Sierra Mist cans.

It’s soda pressing.

What are some of your favorite lemon jokes? Share in the comments!

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