100 Best Cow Jokes To Make You LOL

Last Updated on November 16, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Are you and the kids obsessed with everything cows? Then make them mooo with excitement with these fun and entertaining cow jokes! Perfect for kids and adults they are sure to make everyone laugh! For even more laughs, be sure to check out our jokes for kids.

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The Best Cow Jokes

Cows are one of those animals that everyone loves! I mean seriously what is not to love! These cow jokes are the very best that you will find and make you laugh hysterically! Pair these with some fun pirate jokes or even some lunch box jokes for your kid’s lunch boxes for even more fun and laughter!

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Cow Jokes for Kids

Where will you find the most cows?
What do cows play at concerts?
What do call a cow that just gave birth?
How do cows fly to the moon?
They use Heli-cow-pters.
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What do cows love to read?
What did the Invisible Man like to drink?
Where do cows go for a vacation?
Which sci-fi movie does a cow love to watch?
What sound would you hear if you dropped a bomb on a cow?
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What vegetables are cows fond of eating?
What do cows put on french toast?
What would a cow’s favorite magazine be?
Where do cows ride on a train?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
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Why did the kid want to buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
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What do you call a rude cow?
Where does a cow go with its fiancee?
How does lady gaga usually like her steak?
Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!
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What do cows watch on the internet?
What form of milk would you find in the desert?
Where do cows go dancing?
What is a cow’s favorite color?
What happened when a cow broke up with her boyfriend?
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Where does a cow get his news?
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
What would happen if a cow was milked during an earthquake?
 It would turn into a smoothie.
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What do you use to count cows?
How would you address a scared cow?
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What would we call a cow who won the beauty pageant?
What did the cow say when he felt ignored by his friends?
I seem to be seen but not herd.
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Where would a cow sleep at a cattle sleepover?
What did one dairy cow say to the other?
Where do Russians get their milk?
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What would you call an Arabian sitting next to a cow?
What did the mother cow say to her daughter on her birthday?
You’re so a-moo-sing.
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What do cows say when they apologize to one another?
Sorry, I made a mis-steak
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
What would you get if a cow jumped on a trampoline?
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Why was the cow a baker?
He loved making cow pies.
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Where do cattle carry their valuable documents?
What would you call a cow wearing armor?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow on a diet?
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Why did the cow look so confused?
He was having deja moo.
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What would cows use while texting?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you a hurt cow?
What is a cow’s favorite subject?
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Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
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What happened to the cow who got hit by lightning?
She was udderly shocked.
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What do cows prefer to have at breakfast?
Where do baby cows go for lunch?
Which brand of cameras do cows use?
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What would feed an attitude cow?
What did Donald Trump tell the cow?
What did mama cow say to baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
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Where did the cow spend all its money?
What would you call a short-tempered cow?
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Why did the cowboy go bankrupt?
Because he had no beef.
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What game do cows like to play at parties?
Where do cows go to buy their medicines from?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
Where do cow astronauts deliver their milk?
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What would you call a dumb cow?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
How did the milkman react when he split all of the cow’s milk?
Where do the cows go on a day out?
What does cow do to entertain their selves?
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What would a cow say to its favorite dancer?
You have got moo-ves.
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What would a cow say to someone who she doesn’t like?
What do you call a grumpy cow?
How can a cow make a mouse smile?
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way.
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How would you term a cow which never gives milk?
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How do bulls drive cars?
What do you call a baby cow that like drinking coffee?
What do cows get sick with?

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