100 Hysterical Clown Jokes For Kids

Last Updated on January 31, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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It’s no “small feet” to get kids to laugh these days! Thank goodness we don’t need a ringmaster to get them to laugh because we have these amazing clown jokes for kids. You may find yourself juggling lots of laughs when you start sharing these jokes that even Bozo the clown will laugh at!

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Jokes are the secret to turning frowns upside down in our house so naturally, we know a lot of jokes! These clown jokes for kids may just be some of our favorites! They may be a little cheesy, but you are guaranteed to have some epic giggles as you share them with one another.

Let me tell you, we aren’t clowning around with these jokes! They are clean and wholesome and perfect for kids and adults of all ages! So go on and share these from the rooftop just be sure you don’t fall and break your funny bone! For more funny jokes you and the kids will love be sure to check out our computer jokes and our donut jokes for kids!

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The Best Clown Jokes For Kids

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  • When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car? When they feel a little funny!
  • Who had big shoes to fill? The circus clown.
  • What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine? A clown doctor.
  • What was the reason behind the clown throwing his clock out of the window? He wanted to see whether time flies.
  • What was the name of the fish that tasted funny? Clownfish.
  • What did the tiger call the clown? His happy meal.
  • Why was the clown’s education a joke? Because he was juggling with his future.
  • How do clowns cook their eggs? Funny side up!
  • Why did the clown get suspended from his job? Because he was fooling everyone.
  • How did the clown cross the road? By putting his stilt on.
  • How did the clown impress everyone? He showed a nice jester.
  • What kind of fever did the clown have? Juggle fever.
  • How does one escape when attacked by a gang of clowns? Just go for the juggler!
  • What is the name of a clown who hates sitting down? A stand-up comic.
  • How did the clown snore? Honk Shoe! Honk Shoe! Honk Shoe!
  • How did the clown count his money? Pennywise.
  • Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? Because he could not find his stilton.
  • What is used to make a clown outfit? Poly-jester!
  • Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts.
  • Which test did the clown blow off? The balloon blowing test!
  • Why did the people run away from the clown? Because he smelled funny!
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  • What do clowns call a tremor? A mirth-quake!
  • How do you get a retired carny off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
  • Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats!
  • How were the clown’s tricks? Ma-jest-stic!
  • Why are all the clowns busy? Because they got funny business to handle!
  • How huge was the clown’s hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes!
  • Why did the clowns decide to take a holiday? Because the circus got a bit in-tents!
  • Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon? Because of inflation, he could not buy it.
  • Who do clowns love to perform with the most? Clownfish.
  • Why are clowns always found to be jumping? Because they have a funny bone in them!
  • Clowns mostly hate which superhero? Batman.
  • Which city was ruled by all the clowns? Honk-konk.
  • How do you cheer up a sad clown? Take him to an orthopedic surgeon to fix his funny bone.
  • What do you name a clown who showers people with free food? A kind jester.
  • Which movie did Pennywise avoid seeing because he hated biopics? ‘IT.’
  • Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down? Because he could not afford the clown payments!
  • Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on 31 December? Because he had a happy new ear.
  • Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken from the store.
  • How is the clown’s shoe business going? Intense, as it’s no small feet!
  • Which place did the clown get to go after retirement? Old Clown Road.
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  • Why do clowns avoid night shows? Because they are afraid of the ‘Dark Knight.’
  • Why is the business of the circus failing? Because people are not taking it seriously.
  • What would you call it if a man sends a clown to deliver flowers to his wife? A romantic jester.
  • Why do sharks not like to eat clowns? Sharks don’t like to eat clowns because they taste funny.
  • Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes? It’s no big feet.
  • What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg? The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
  • How do you make a sad clown frown? Show him the mirror.
  • Where do clowns go to party? Clown Hall.
  • How was the circus fire? It was in-tents.
  • In the circus, who can see in the dark? Acro-bats.
  • What would an annoyed magician do? He would pull his hare out.
  • Why was the clown staring at the soda can? Because it said concentrate.
  • What do you call a circus clown who’s covered in egg? A yolker!
  • Why was the lopsided circus clown looking for another piece of cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
  • Did you hear about the naughty clown who ran away with the circus? The ringmaster made him bring it back!
  • Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!
  • How did the clown write his jokes? He jest put pun to paper!
  • Why are clowns always going to the doctors complaining about bad necks? Because they sleep funny!
  • I went to the fancy dress shop to buy a clown outfit, but I couldn’t decide on the accessories. I let the salesman pick my nose.
  • What’s the best way to protect yourself, if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!
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  • Why don’t we eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
  • What do you call a clown who went to jail? A sili-con!
  • What material are clown costumes made of? Poly Jester!
  • Why do clowns always wear loud socks? So their feet don’t fall asleep!
  • Why was the clown so sad? He broke his funny bone!
  • What do you get when you boil a clown? A laughing stock!
  • Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
  • My wife dated a clown before we started going out. I had some big shoes to fill.
  • Two clown cars collided with each other last night. Over 50 died.
  • What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is It.
  • You’re going to clown college? You can’t be serious.
  • How do clowns graduate from clown college? With ed-joke-ation.
  • Where do clowns go to get married? Clown Hall.
  • What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common? The same middle name.
  • Where did the clown go after he retired? Down Old Clown Road.
  • I don’t like that clown from IT. He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers.
  • What is written on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone? McRIP.
  • Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter. What a kind jester!
  • What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
  • If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and the clown-based horror movie… Wood ewe bee leaf It?
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  • My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns. I’m not certain, but I think he means It.
  • What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes? Slow Clowns.
  • My father was the best clown of all time. When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.
  • How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
  • Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
  • My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown. It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
  • Why do clowns often have stiff necks? Because they sleep funny!
  • I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday. Turns out, my boss was a real clown.
  • Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents? Because she was really good at carpooling.

One-Line Clown Puns

  • My Mom bought me a clown-shaped lollipop at the circus, but it sure did taste funny!
  • My Dad was the head clown at the circus, until he passed away. I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill!
  • My Mom was a clown who performed on stilts. I always looked up to her!
  • My Dad worked as a trapeze artist – until he was let go!
  • I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns the other day and, I thought, “they’re game for a laugh!”
  • I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday... Because the boss was a clown!
  • I’m absolutely surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars. It’s like Piccalilli Circus in here!
  • My friend worked in a circus as a human cannonball and when he retired, they didn’t replace him: they couldn’t find anyone else of the same caliber!
  • I met my husband on the net. We were both terrible at trapeze!
  • Today I went out with only half of my face painted like a clown. Not everyone saw the funny side!

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