100 Fun Pumpkin Jokes for Kids and Adults

Last Updated on September 14, 2021 by Michele Tripple

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With fall in the air, we are seeing pumpkins all about, thankfully we have some great pumpkin jokes for kids and adults. My kids love a good pumpkin joke! I love to grab our pumpkin lunch box cards and stick them in their lunch boxes for even more laughs! Pair these with our other lunch box jokes for lots of endless laughs.

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Q: What kind of animal loves pumpkins?
Q: What did the pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
A: That was filling!
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Q: How did the winter squash pay for things?
A: It used pumpkin bread.
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Q: What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?
A: Go bungee gourd-ping.
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Q: Who did the pumpkin run away from?
A: Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!
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Q: What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western?
A: The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly
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Q: What kind of gourd grows on trees?
Q: What do you call a barking pumpkin?
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: Because it fell off the wagon!
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Q: How did the winter squash pay for things?
A: It used pumpkin bread.
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Q: How do pumpkins get up to the tree?
A: They use a jack-o-ladder.
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Q: How do you help someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
A: Apply the pumpkin patch.
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Q: Why was the jack o’ lantern afraid to cross the street?
Q: Why did the witch paint her toenails orange?
A: So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!
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Q: What are gourds afraid of?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
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Q: Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Q: How do gourds get so strong?
A: By pumpkin iron!
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Q: How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
A: The pumpkin patch.
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Q: Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
A: Because they have no stomach for fighting.
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Q: What do you call a gourd’s family members?
Q: Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
A: A candle makes them bright.
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Q: What did the queasy pumpkin say?
A: I don’t feel so gourd.
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Q: Who helped the baby pumpkins to cross the road?
A: The crossing gourd!
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Q: What do you call a group of pumpkin friends?
Q: When is an orange not an orange?
A: When it’s a pumpkin.
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Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
Q: What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
Q: What is orange and goes choo choo?
A: A pumpkin train-ing!
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Q: Why are pumpkins so orange?
A: Syracuse is their favorite team.
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Q: What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
A: That was filling.
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Q: What is the blood type of a pumpkin?
Q: What does a celebrity pumpkin need to feel secured?
Q: Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
Q: What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
Q: What did the gardener say when all of his squash went missing?
A: Something pumpkin is going on here!
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Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots.Author
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Q: What does a pirate jack-o-lantern wear?
A: A pumpkin patch!
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Q: What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
A: Happy Hollowing!
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
Q: What did the pumpkin say when he was asked how he was feeling?
A: I’m vine, thanks for asking!
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Q: What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?
A: Let’s get smashed
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Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A: You’re looking a bit sick!
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Q: Why do pumpkins sit by people’s doorsteps?
A: Because they have no hands to knock on the door!
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Q: What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
A:  Oh my goooord!
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Q: What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Q: What kind of gourd grows on trees?
Q: Where do pumpkins like to live?
A: In the seedy part of town.
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Q: What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin carver?
Q: Why are pumpkins so bad at tests?
A: Because they’ve had their brains scooped out!
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Q: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
Q: What day of the week do pumpkins dread the most?
Q: What did the pumpkin say at the end of Halloween?
A: Good-pie everyone!
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Q: Why were two pumpkins so close together?
A: They had deep roots!
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Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie genre?
Q: What kind of animal loves pumpkins?
Q: What are jack-o-lanterns afraid of?
A: Things that go pumpkin in the night!
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Q: Who did the gardener say when his squash went missing?
A: There’s pumpkin strange happening around here…
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Q: Why did the Jack-o-lantern keep forgetting things?
A: Because he was empty-headed!
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Q: Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
A: Pumpkin Spice Girls
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Q: Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
 A: They have no hands to knock on the door.
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Q: What do call the leader of all pumpkins?
Q: What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Q: What do you call a pumpkin who works at the beach?
Q: What’s orange and goes choo-choo?
A: A Pumpkin in Train-ing.
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Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the pumpkin patch?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
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Q: Why was the gourd so gossip-y?
A: To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
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Q: What’s the best thing to put in your pumpkin pie?
Q: Why did the pumpkin turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Q: Why was the gourd so gossip-y?
A: To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
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Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Q: Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful?
A:  Because he’s empty-headed.
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Q: How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?
Q: What vegetable does a pumpkin become when an elephant stands on it?
Q: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A: A jock o’ lantern.
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Q: What veggie does a pumpkin become when an elephant steps on it?

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