Greetings, interstellar jesters and lightsaber lovers to the best Star Wars jokes that you will find! If you are a Star Wars lover, then you have landed in the right part of the galaxy because you are going to love these jokes all about Star Wars. Jump on board, and let’s get started with the fun!
Before we embark on this hilarious journey, a fair warning: if you don’t get the Star Wars jokes, don’t be a Sith about it! Brush up on your Star Wars knowledge, or find a Jedi Master to guide you. You might even have to go down to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! The force is strong with this humor.
We not only have the best jokes for you to enjoy, but we’ve also got puns that could make even the sternest Stormtrooper snicker, one-liners that could defrost Han Solo from carbonite, and punny quips that’ll have you rolling faster than BB-8 on the sands of Jakku.
We promise, these Star Wars jokes are so funny; even the Ewoks will be throwing their little arms up in joy.
So sit back, grab a blue milk, and prepare to laugh until you sound like Jabba the Hutt at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Let’s dive into the Star Wars universe, where the humor is as vast as the galaxy itself.
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105 Stellar Star Wars Jokes
- Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side!
- What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookie!
- What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside!
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb!
- Why do doctors make good Jedis? Because a Jedi must have patients.
- What goes, “Ha! Ha! Ha! AAGGHHH! Thump.”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader!
- What do you call a bounty hunter from the south? Bubba Fett!
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!
- What did the rancor say after eating a wookie? Mmmm, Chewie!
- Where do Sith go shopping? At the Darth Maul!
- What do you call a female Mandalorian? A womandalorian!
- How do Ewoks communicate? On their Ewokie-talkies!
- Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
- What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid? Time to get a new droid!
- How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side!
- How is duct tape like the force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together!
- What do Jedi children learn at school? A is for Alderaan, B is for Bantha, C is for Clone Army
- Now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, what song does Darth Vader like to sing? When You Wish Upon a Death Star!
- Where do Gungans store their jelly? In Jar-Jars!
- Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store!
- Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He’s a choking hazard!
- Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons!
- How do you travel up and down between different floors on the Death Star? You ride the ele-Vader!
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda to borrow some money? Because he’s always short!
- What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke!
- How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t! You get down from a goose.
- What droid always takes the long way around? R2-Detour
- What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrr-2 D2
- Which Star Wars character sells hot dogs? Admiral Snackbar!
- Why is Yoda so bad at geometry? Because he thinks there are no triangles. There are only do or do-not angles!
- Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant? Darth Waiter
- What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor? The appetizer.
- How do Ewoks contact each other when they’re apart? Ewokie Talkies
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookie
- What did the Jedi say to the sheep? May the force be with ewe.
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I yam your father.
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because it’s always making new friends.
- What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial? Obi-Wan Can-not Be
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always short.
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
- Which Star Wars Jedi uses meat for a weapon? Obi Wan Baloney.
- What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the fork Luke.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob
- Why was the bantha milk blue? It missed it’s mommy.
- Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team? Ewoked every batter.
- What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has? Baby Jawas.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookie? Mmmmm, chewie
- What do Gungans store food in? Jar Jars
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi do when he needed money? He got a bank clone (bank loan)
- What do you call two suns fighting each other? Star Wars
- What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2
- Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.
- Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt
- Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe
- What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster!
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.
- Who is short, green and plays the cello? Yo-Yo Da.
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive? A wattomobile.
- What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An ele-vader.
- What do sand people use to find their enemies? Tuscan radar.
- What do sand people call their librarians? Tuscan readers.
- What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan? A Yungan.
- Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
- Why was Yoda such a good gardener? He had a green thumb.
- What do sand people call their movie reviewers? Tuscan raters.
- Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm? At the second-hand store.
- Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker? So he could MEAT his destiny.
- What was Jango’s favorite pasta? Fett-ucine
- Which Jedi loved to eat corn? Maize Windu.
- Which Jedi was also a pasty chef? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
- Where do you take a hurt pod racer? The podiatrist.
- Why didn’t Yoda have body odor? He wore de-yoda-rant.
- Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked.
- What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.
- Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side.
- Why did Darth Vader go to the music store? To find the hidden rebel bass.
- What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet.
- What does Yoda say when someone says something he already knows? No-Duh!
- What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car? A Toy-Yoda.
- Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day? At the Darth Maul.
- Why did Yoda cross the road? Because the chickens forced him to.
- How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb? None – they like it on the dark side
- How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday? He feels the presence.
- What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song? When You Wish Upon A Death Star.
- How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.
- What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food? Use the forks Luke.
- Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt
- What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside!
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.
- How do Ewoks communicate? On their Ewokie-talkies!
- What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid? Time to get a new droid!
- What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An ele-vader.
- What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side? Vader Tots.
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