110 Cheese Jokes That Will Leave You Melting With Laughter

Last Updated on January 31, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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I have always believed that cheese makes everything better. These cheese jokes are no exception! With over 100 cheese jokes, you’re sure to have a truly gouda time. Sometimes cheesy jokes are no fun, but these ones will have everyone melting with laughter. 

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Telling jokes is such a great way to connect with your kids. Even if a joke just gets an eye roll out of them, we’re still interacting, and they know I care. I like to slip a joke into my kids’ lunchboxes every once in a while to let them know I am thinking about them! They love to share the laughter with their friends too. 
If your family likes these jokes, they’ll go wild for these Banana Jokes. To sweeten up your day, don’t forget to laugh with these fun Donut Jokes!

 
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Best Cheese Jokes

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  • Do you know why Christmas in Cheeseland is considered to be the cheesiest time of the year? Because it is the time of the year when cheese-us was born.
  • What did cheese-lover Lily get for her Jurassic Park-themed birthday party? A gorgonzilla.
  • What did Daisy’s coach ask her to do for her cheese diet? To avoid curds.
  • How much cheese did the Gordon family buy for the holidays? A Tunworth.
  • What happened to Moira at the cheese and wine party? She got Schloss-ed.
  • Do you know what happened due to the major power failure at the cheese factory? There was a meltdown.
  • Why didn’t Roby believe what the cheese was saying? Because it’s too gouda be true.
  • What made the cheese-tasting date so special? It was a sunny day with cool bries.
  • What did Kiki do when Harry invited her to the Cheesecake factory date? She bleu it off.
  • What did the cheese owner say to the man who started throwing cheese out of the shop? How dairy!
  • Why does the Swiss cheese have holes? Because it wants to keep it light.
  • What did Rita say when her boyfriend asked about her cheesy jokes about cheese? I want to grow mold with you.
  • Why did cheese refuse to get sliced for the breakfast? It had grater plans.
  • How did the cheese ghost scare the crackers? It was hiding brie-hind the container.
  • What did the comic cheese call the others after a roasting session? Grilled cheese.
  • What did the girl cheese say to the boy cheese after he asked her to dance in the prom? I’m nacho cheese.
  • Where did the girl cheese throw her old clothes? In the de-brie.
  • What did the father cheese say to his daughter on the way to college? Cheese the day.
  • What was little cheese writing in the notebook at night? Dear dairy, it has been long since I have written to you.
  • What did the two best friend cheeses say about each other? We’re soul Swiss-ters.
  • What happened after the blast at a Swiss cheese factory? Nothing was left but de brie.
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  • What do you call a piece of cheese when it is sad? Blue cheese.
  • How did the mouse smile? He said cheese.
  • What is the princess of the cheese land called? Mozzarella.
  • What did the cheese say to his favorite idol? I am very fondue.
  • What did Feta say to Cheddar after dressing up? Looking sharp.
  • What did the block of cheese say to itself in front of the mirror? Halloumi.
  • Do you know which cheese has a horse in its name? Mascarpone.
  • What did the teacher cheese say to her cheese students after the summer holidays? Grilled to see you back.
  • What did the cracker say about the cheese’s joke? You crack me up every time.
  • What is the cheese who does farming and lives in the village called? Cottage cheese.
  • Who is the favorite celebrity among the cheese community? Kim Curdashian.
  • Whose autograph did the Little cheese go to collect at the concert? Paris Stilton.
  • What did the cheese say to its date? You make me melt.
  • What did the one cheese say to the other in a debate? I disa -brie with you.
  • After a tiring day, what did the cheese ask for at the counter? Morbier.
  • What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam.
  • What do you call a cheese who is a popstar? Brie-oncé.
  • Why could not the girl cheese attend the party? She did not get her parents’ parmesan.
  • What did the doctor say happened to the alcoholic cheese? His Livarot failed.
  • Why does the Pope prefer Swiss cheese? Because it’s hole-y.
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  • What do you say to a cheese who is having a hard time? Ricotta buckle up.
  • What did the security say while throwing out the cheese from the hotel? We don’t tolerate this rind of behavior.
  • What did the best friend say to the cheese after her breakup? You’re cheddar off without him.
  • Who is the most famous musician legend among the cheese? Mozart-ella.
  • What did brie say about camembert? He is my arch neme-swiss.
  • Where did the cheese family go for praying? The Swiss-tine chapel.
  • What did the cheese say to its mother on thanksgiving? I am grate-ful to have you in my life.
  • What did the cheddar say about himself when he joined the senior classes at school? I am mature for my age.
  • What is the favorite phrase of Sherlock Holmes from the world of Cheese? Emmental, my dear Watson.
  • What did the cheese say to his lover while proposing? “Will you brie mine?”
  • What did the father cheese say to his daughter? Your age doesn’t matter when you are a cheese.
  • Did you know where did the cheese lose in the Olympics? It failed at the final curdle.
  • What is the name of the cheese called who excelled at art school? Artisan cheese.
  • What did the baby cheeses dress up as on Halloween? Muensters.
  • What’s a cheese lover’s favorite music? R&Brie
  • What do you call a cheese’s enemy?  His arch nemeswiss. 
  • What is cheese’s favorite pasta? Feta-cine. 
  • What did one cheese say to the other? I’m quite fondue you. 
  • What did the block of cheese say to the taco? Let’s shred light on the matter. 
  • What is your favorite sushi condiment?  Wasabrie.
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  • Where did the cheese go on vacation? The Golden Grate Bridge. 
  • Why did the ghost have a stomachache? He was lact-ghost intolerant. 
  • Do you want to hear a cheesy joke? Nevermind, it’s no gouda. 
  • What music does the cheese love? Mozart-ella. 
  • What cheese is the most religious? Swiss because it’s hole-y. 
  • Which cheese is the most dangerous? Sharp cheddar. 
  • Why did the cheese start lifting weights?  To get shredded.
  • Why does everyone love mozzarella? It’s cheesygoing. 
  • What monster are cheeses afraid of? Gorgonzilla.
  • What happened when the air conditioning broke at the cheese’s house? There was a meltdown. 
  • How can you tell when cheese is lying? When it’s too gouda to be true. 
  • What did the person say when they ate too much cheese? My clothes won’t feta. 
  • What is a cheese’s favorite Halloween song? The Muenster Mash. 
  • Who is the smartest cheese? Cheese Whiz.
  • What did the cheese say to her boyfriend? “We look gouda to-feta.”
  • Knock knock. Who’s out there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a gouda fellow.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s outside? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can perform I can perform it feta.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Camembert. Camembert who? Camembert it any longer.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s out there? Brie. Brie who? The cheese who brie-lives in you.

Cheese Puns

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  • By golly, I think cheese got it! 
  • How about you mind your own cheesewax.  
  • Have you learned about the birds and the cheese? 
  • Cheesy does it now. 
  • This is cheesily the best list of cheese puns.  
  • Money doesn’t grow on cheese. 
  • Why don’t you cut to the cheese?
  • Cheese wisely.  
  • You are the cheesen one. 
  • How dairy not like these cheese puns? 
  • That’s what cheese said. 
  •  I couldn’t Havarti said it better. 
  • A rind is a terrible thing to waste. 
  • Did you know gruyere is the new black? 
  •  He went as fast as his legs curd carry him. 
  • Cheese just the best. 
  • Cheese the day. 
  • Three cheese for cheese puns!  
  • Are you feeling bleu?
  • This is cheesy as pie. 
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  • She’s my cheddar half. 
  • Let’s cheddar light on this matter.  
  • You’re such a cheddar box. 
  • Cheddar luck next time. 
  • He always says, “Cheddar safe than sorry.”  
  • You’re cheddar off without him. 
  • Cheddar now than never. 
  • Don’t cheddar tear over him.  
  • You cheddar believe it! 
  • Let me appeal to your cheddar judgment. 

Do you have some favorite cheese jokes? Be sure to share them in the comments so we can laugh too!

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