Pizza lovers rejoice because we have some of the cheesiest pizza jokes you will love. So get ready for the doorbell to ring because we are delivering you the best pizza jokes and laughs for you to enjoy.
Jokes are the perfect way to get your friends and family to put on a cheesy grin and laugh. These pizza jokes are perfectly crafted with all your favorite toppings. So gather around and grab a slice and enjoy these jokes and America’s favorite food all at the same time.
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Pizza Jokes
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
Q: What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
A: “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.
Q: What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
A: “Slice to meat you!”
Q: Why did the pizza start his own business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
Q: What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A: A weir-dough.
Q: What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
A: “You wanna pizza me?”
Q: What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
A: Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
Q: Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
A: Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
Q: What does an anteater like on its pizza?
A: Ant-chovies.
Q: Wanna hear a pizza joke? Oh, nevermind!
A: It’s too cheesy!
Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
A: He ate it way before it was cool.
Q: I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.
A: I’ll call it the Crust Station.
Q: What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
A: “Slice, Slice Baby.”
I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
Q: What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
A: “You don’t pepper-own me.”
Q: …and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
A: “Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Q: Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
A: It’s cutting edge technology.
To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner…
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
Q: Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
A: Because they don’t cut corners.
Q: What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
A: “I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
Q: What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
A: You’re indeSLICEsive.
Q: What’s the difference between a donut and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family.
Q: Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
A: Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
Q: What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
A: “Order 66!”
Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good?
A: Calzogne.
Q: What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni.
Q: What do you call a fake pizza?
A: A pepperphony pizza.
I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.
Q: What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
A: Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day…
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
Q: What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
A: The delivery.
Wood fired pizza?
How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.
Q: What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
A: Papa Yawns Pizza.
I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.
Q: Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
A: Because he’s such a fungi!
Q: What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
A: Doh.
Q: What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza?
A: Little Sneezers.
Q: What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
A: Pie Hard.
Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off.
It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.
Q: What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
A: He says, “Make me one with everything.”
Q: What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
A: “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
Q: If pizza could talk, what would it say?
A: Probably lots of cheesy things.
Q: What do you get if you cross 27 knives and a pizza?
A: Little Caesars.
I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today.
Burned 2000 calories.
Q: Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
A: Because they kneaded the dough.
Q: What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie?
A: “I never sausage a tragedy!”
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
A: He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.
Q: Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?
A: It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep pan, crisp and even.
Q: What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
A: Fold me close.
Q: Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
A: They ran out of thyme.
Q: What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
A: “I cannoli do so much.”
Q: How can you tell if you are in love?
A: If they stole a pizza your heart.
One-Liner Pizza Jokes and Puns
- You will always have a pizza my hut.
- That’s going to be a pizza cake.
- Really, it’s the yeast you can do.
- This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
- I a-dough you!
- You can be here today and gone tomato.
- Get out there and cheese the day!
- You’re a real pizza-work.
- I have been trying to write a new pizza joke but I can’t work out the delivery.
- My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.
- Olive you so much.
- For pizzake!
- Don’t pizza-round the bush.
- In pizza we crust.
- It’s crust a matter of time.
- I’m head over yeast for you.
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