Pizza jokes are always a hit, just like pizza itself. They’re cheesy, silly, and easy for kids to remember, which makes them perfect for sharing at school, at home, or around the dinner table.

This list of pizza jokes for kids is great for elementary-aged kids, but younger kids, teens, and adults will laugh too. These jokes work well for pizza parties, lunchbox notes, classroom brain breaks, family dinners, or anytime kids want a joke that’s fun and totally appropriate.

Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just looking for clean pizza jokes, you’ll find plenty here, from classic question-and-answer jokes to cheesy pizza puns kids love to repeat.

Quick Pizza Jokes

• What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
  A weir-dough.
• Why did the pizza maker go broke?
  Because he just couldn’t make enough dough.
• What does a pizza say when it introduces itself?
  Slice to meet you!
• Why did the pizza go to school?
  To become a smart cookie… I mean slice.
• What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
  Slice Hard.
• Why did the pizza blush?
  Because it saw the salad dressing.
• What do you call a sleeping pizza?
  A piZZZa.
• Why did the pizza break up with the topping?
  Because it was too cheesy.
• Why do pizzas make great friends?
  Because they’re always there when you knead them.
• What did the pizza say to the delivery driver?
  You’ve got great delivery!

Top 10 Pizza Jokes

1. Why did the pizza maker go to jail?
   Because he kneaded the dough.
2. Why didn’t the pizza want to play cards?
   Because it was afraid of getting sliced.
3. What type of person doesn’t like pizza jokes?
   Someone with no taste.
4. Why did the pizza go to school?
   To get a little saucier.
5. What kind of pizza do teachers love?
   One with lots of class-room.
6. Why did the pizza break up with the breadsticks?
   It needed some space.
7. What does a pizza wear to stay warm?
   A cheese-jacket.
8. Why was the pizza so confident?
   Because it knew it was a big deal.
9. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
   Slice, Slice Baby.
10. Why was the pizza always invited to parties?
    Because everyone loves pizza.

Pizza Jokes for Kids

11. Why did the pizza bring a suitcase?
    Because it was ready to deliver.
12. Why did the pizza blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. Why was the pizza good at math?
    It knew all about fractions.
14. Why did the pizza sit quietly?
    It didn’t want to cause a crust.
15. Why did the pizza go to the gym?
    To work on its crust.
16. Why did the pizza bring a ladder?
    To reach the top shelf.
17. Why did the pizza smile?
    It was having a grate day.
18. Why did the pizza go to bed early?
    It was feeling a little crusty.
19. Why did the pizza bring napkins?
    Things were getting cheesy.
20. Why did the pizza love weekends?
    Because it was always pizza night.

Funny Pizza Puns

21. You’ve got a pizza my heart.
22. That joke was extra cheesy.
23. Slice to meet you.
24. I never sausage a good joke.
25. You can’t top this humor.
26. I’m feeling crust-worthy today.
27. That joke was supreme.
28. Olive these pizza jokes.
29. This is nacho average slice.
30. In crust we trust.

Pizza Jokes for Younger Kids

31. What’s a pizza’s favorite song?
    Slice, Slice Baby.
32. Why did the pizza laugh?
    It heard a corny joke.
33. What’s a pizza’s favorite day?
    Pizza Friday.
34. Why did the pizza go outside?
    To cool off.
35. What do pizzas read at bedtime?
    Cook-books.
36. Why was the pizza happy?
    It was fully loaded.
37. Why did the pizza bring a friend?
    Pizza is better shared.
38. What do pizzas say before bed?
    Slice dreams.
39. Why did the pizza wave?
    It was feeling friendly.
40. What’s a pizza’s favorite color?
    Cheese yellow.

Pizza Jokes – Question & Answer Style

41. Why did the pizza go to the doctor?
    It wasn’t feeling well-done.
42. Why did the pizza bring a jacket?
    In case it got chili.
43. Why did the pizza sit in the shade?
    It didn’t want to get burned.
44. Why did the pizza bring a pencil?
    To write down orders.
45. Why did the pizza go to school early?
    To get extra slice time.
46. Why did the pizza smile at dinner?
    It knew it was the main dish.
47. Why did the pizza bring a plate?
    To stay together.
48. Why did the pizza laugh at itself?
    Because it was a little cheesy.
49. Why did the pizza love math class?
    Because of fractions.
50. Why did the pizza get promoted?
    It delivered every time.

Silly Pizza Jokes Kids Love to Repeat

51. That pizza joke really hit the spot.
52. I tried not to laugh, but I cracked the crust.
53. This joke is fully loaded.
54. I’m just here for the pizza jokes.
55. That punchline was extra cheesy.
56. Let’s keep this joke train rollin’ like dough.
57. This humor is well-done.
58. Pizza jokes never get old.
59. That one had perfect timing.
60. I’d rate that joke five slices.

More Pizza Jokes (Because Kids Always Want One More)

61. Why does everyone love pizza jokes?
    Because they’re easy to digest.
62. Why did the pizza bring sunglasses?
    It was feeling hot.
63. Why did the pizza bring friends?
    Sharing is caring.
64. Why was the pizza always confident?
    It knew everyone loved it.
65. Why did the pizza stay home?
    It needed a rest day.
66. Why did the pizza bring extra cheese?
    Just in case.
67. Why did the pizza smile at lunch?
    It was pizza time.
68. Why did the pizza sit quietly?
    It didn’t want to stir the sauce.
69. Why did the pizza laugh so hard?
    It cracked itself up.
70. Why did the pizza feel special?
    It was homemade.

Love these pizza jokes? You are sure to love our other foodie jokes! Like our taco jokes, corn jokes, and our egg jokes.

If pizza jokes are a hit at your house, save this list for pizza night, lunchbox laughs, or your next party. They’re easy to share, easy to remember, and always get a smile.

And if your kids have a favorite pizza joke, or one we should add, leave it in the comments. There’s always room for one more slice.

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