105 Best Corn Jokes Popping with Laughter [Free Joke Cards]

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There is nothing corny about these corn jokes! They will have you popping with laughter in no time. So get ready to shuck it up and join in the cob-edy fun with these corn jokes. They will not leave you feeling corn-fused, just laughing with all the kernel of fun you will be having.

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Oh jokes, they always have you popping with laughter, and these corn jokes are no exception. They will leave you with an ear-to-ear grin on your face as you share these with your friends and family. While husks may hide the precious kernels, there is no hiding the humor with these corn jokes. So grab the butter and the salt and get ready to pop with laughter.

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Best Corn Jokes

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  • What is a corn’s favorite type of flower? Corn-flower. 
  • Why was the corn beaten up by the neighbors? Because he was stalking.
  • What did the kernel’s friend ask the kernel? What’s popping?
  • What is a spider’s favorite food? Corn on the cob-web.
  • What is the corniest part of a cornfield? The corner.
  • What is a mythical veggie called? It is a unicorn.
  • What is corn oil used for? Corn cars.
  • Who is the master of the corn religion? The pope corn.
  • Do you know where baby corn comes from? The stalk brings them.
  • Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.
  • What do kernels do in their free time? Hip pop dance.
  • Why does popcorn have such great visual power? Because they have corn-ea.
  • How do programmers like their candy corn? Byte-sized.
  • Why could the corn not go to school? Because he was in the can.
  • Just plain popcorn?  I think you can do butter than that.
  • Why isn’t corn eyeball jokes any good?   Because they are plain cornea. 
  • Why did the corn cover its ears with a husk? Because the stalking music was too earie to hear.
  • What do you call a motel in the middle of a cornfield? A maize Inn.
  • How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
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  • How is an ear of corn like an army? Both have lots of kernels.
  • Why would a miser tape a bunch of kernels to his ceiling? Because he could not afford fire alarms.
  • What happened when I accidentally stepped on a kernel?  I became a cereal killer.
  • Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow? To corn-gratulate him for being outstanding in their field.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?  Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
  • What’s the highest position an ear of corn can get in the military? Kernel
  • Did you hear about the piece of corn that got in trouble? It got quite the earful.
  • What kind of amphibian lives in a cornfield? A corned toad.
  • Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk? Maize well.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
  • What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn? Don’t look now but I think
  • What did the corn mom say to her kid when he wasn’t listening? Come ear, right now.
  • What did a kernel say to another kernel to express his love? You pop me up like no other.
  • Who is popcorn’s favorite character? Mary Poppins.
  • For what crime do popcorns never get charged? Being engaged in buttery.
  • What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn? Don’t look now but I think someone is stalking us.
  • What did the cornfield say when it heard the rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
  • Did you know there’s an app for corn growers? It’s made in Sili-corn Valley.
  • Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Because they were too corny.
  • How did the tomato court the corn? He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
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  • What sort of land and water proficient lives in a cornfield? A corned amphibian.
  • What has many ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
  • What was the name of the vegetable police squad that rode motorcycles? Corn CHiPs.
  • What do farmers do on Christmas eve? Hang the corn stalkings over the fireplace.
  • What kind of corn can you eat but never grows? Candy corn.
  • Why was the corn put in jail? It was a corn stalker.
  • How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
  • Why are so many farmers conservative? Because they vote republicorn.
  • Why is corn such a good listener? Because it’s all ears.
  • Why doesn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Because they’re always too corny.
  • Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk? Maize well.
  • Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn? He was part husky.
  • What do you call a dance being held in a cornfield? A corn ball.
  • What is a corn’s favorite type of pet? A corn-dog.
  • Why do balloons hate kernels? Because they might pop.
  • Why did the kernel turn into a popcorn one fine day? Because it was a hot day.
  • Why did one of the five kernels not pop? He was wearing sunscreen.
  • What kind of corn do dogs like? Pupcorn
  • What should you use to make spicy popcorn? Poprika.
  • What customs do popcorn society follow? Pop culture.
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  • What were the charges against the popcorn in court? A-salt.
  • What did the kernel say to his girlfriend after the movies? I hope you are having a grain time.
  • Why did everyone believe the corn’s story? Because there was a kernel of truth to it.
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Corn Puns and One-liners

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  • Some corn, a carrot, and a cucumber all fell into the ocean. Now they are all C foods.
  • I don’t really like corn jokes. I find them a bit too difficult to digest.
  • The baby corn wanted a pet, so his mama decided to buy the baby a corn dog.
  • Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration.
  • You should not take corn on a plane because it will make your ears pop.
  • A pair of cornstalks that are best friends are called earbuds.
  • If you caught a criminal in a field of corn, does this means that they have been cornered?
  • I got lost in a cornfield. It was quite a maize.
  • Corn is my favorite vegetable. It tastes amaizing.
  • Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes. They were the laughing stalk of the field.
  • When a corncob is run over by a car, we have creamed corn.
  • Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration
  • Corn farmers are not good comedians because their jokes are always corny.
  • The corn farmer doesn’t like to make plans – he prefers to play everything by ear.
  • I failed to bring a map to the corn maize so I decided to play it by ear.
  • Careful not to step on corn-flakes, you wouldn’t want to become a cereal-killer.  
  • Don’t eat too much corn, or else you risk getting corn-stipated. 
  • Watch out for that corn-ivore or else he may eat all your corn.
  • The corn stalk corn-gratulated the scarecrow for being the longest man standing.
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  • The corn stalk decided to change careers. He went into a completely different field.
  • Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch. The plot thickens.
  • NOT PLAIN POPCORN! We can do butter than that! 
  • Oh no, my corn on the cob fell! Oh well, I maize-well eat it.  
  • Stop the popcorn puns, please. They can be hard to digest! 

Do you have some other corn jokes that make you pop with laughter? Share them in the comments so we can laugh too!

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