Who says Sundays have to be quiet all day? Take a nap, then enjoy these funny Sunday jokes with your family!
Sundays are special for our family because we take a break from normal activities, and we enjoy playing games, sharing experiences from the week, a table full of yummy food, and these funny Sunday jokes! Add them to your Sunday dinner to get everybody talking and laughing!
For more Sunday goodness, check out our Breakfast Casserole, Charades, and Art Trivia!
And don’t forget to get your free printable Sunday joke cards which are perfect for sending in lunchboxes or backpacks. My kids love collecting all the jokes and adding them to a ring clip so they can scroll through them whenever they want! We love to have joke cards on hand in the car to share on the ride to or from school. My older kids love it when I post them on the fridge or bathroom mirror and hide the answer to see who can solve it first. There are so many ways to use the joke cards, so don’t forget to grab your free set below!
Funny Sunday Jokes
Sunday jokes are funny in the morning, noon, and night! Give the jokes to your kids and let them be the designated funny Sunday joke teller for a day. Laughing is contagious; I hope you catch it! Will you get Monday off, if you do?
- Did you hear about the person who took a day off work to eat ice cream? They needed a Sundae break.
- Why did the kid think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out!
- Why are people happier on Sunday? Because Sadderday is over.
- On Sunday, what is the nastiest term you can speak? It’s Monday!
- What do you call a chef who only works on Sundays? A Sundae chef.
- What type of music should you listen to while fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.
- Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
- Why did the Sun cover its eyes on Sunday? It saw the back side of the moon.
- What day of the week do vampires always stay home? SUNday
- Why do hot dogs and Sundays go together so well? Because that’s not the worst thing for a day at the ballpark.
- On which days do you feel the most powerful? Saturday and Sunday since the rest are weak days.
- Why did the child believe it was Sunday? The sun was shining brightly.
- Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? It wasn’t a weak day.
- Which day of the week do sunflowers adore? Sunday
- What is the key to any good mailman joke? Don’t tell it on Sunday.
- What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday? Cold
- What causes a surge of spirits to haunt cinemas on Sunday nights? Their eagerness to jeer at the screening.
- What is the worst word to say on Sunday? Monday.
- Which day of the week serves the best ice cream? Sundae.
- Why did the cat sleep in on Sunday? She wasn’t feline well.
- On Sunday, a Mexican magician performed a magic show. He said “Uno, dos…” And he disappeared without a tres.
- What day is a vampire’s least favorite? Sunday.
- What do you call a day where you do nothing but relax and unwind? A Sunday Funday.
- Why did the sun hide behind the moon on Sunday? To take a break from its weekly duty.
- When doesn’t Sunday start with the letter “S”? When it’s Yesterday, Today or Tomorrow.
- What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A weekend worrier.
- Why did the girl put on sunscreen as soon as she woke up? Because it was SUNday.
- Why is Sunday such a fun day? Because all you really have to do is sleep until you’re hungry, and then eat until you feel sleepy.
- Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday? He had a Saturday night fever.
- What’s Newton’s Law of Sunday? A body at rest will continue to be at rest until the wife notices and finds some work for him.
- Which chore sucks the most on Sunday? Vacuuming.
- My mom entered her turnip plants in a gardening contest for this Sunday. I’m really rooting for her!
- What dessert is exclusively reserved for the final day of the week? A delectable sundae
- What’s the secret to a good mailman joke? Don’t tell it on a Sunday.
- What is a more cost-effective alternative to a psychiatrist? A visit to the shopping mall on a lazy Sunday.
- How do you describe someone who’s dazed on Sunday? Sun-dazed
- What motivated the man to wear tattered pants to church on Sunday? They were his holy pair.
- What do you call it when you prank a person on Sunday? Sabbathtoge.
- Why did the boy put on sunscreen first thing in the morning? Because it was SUNday.
- Why is Sunday considered a fun day? Because all you need to do is sleep until you’re hungry and eat until you’re tired.
- Why did the family celebrate their son? It was Son-day, after all.
- What do cows do on Sunday afternoons? They go to the mooo-vies.
- What’s the best thing about Sunday mornings? No need to rush and it’s a day to recharge.
- What day brings morning happiness and bedtime blues? Sunday, the end of the weekend fun.
- What do chickens like to do on Sunday afternoons? They like to go on peck-nics.
- What’s the most unpleasant noise on a Sunday morning? An alarm clock is ringing.
- Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Sunday jokes? He didn’t find them humerus.
- Why are the week days actually the strongest days of the week? Because they all work out.
- What’s the secret to a good mailman joke? Don’t tell it on a Sunday.
- Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime?Sunday.
- Why did the kid think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out.
- When did the monarch hold his jousting matches? On Sunday Knight.
- What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays? A Hair-etic.
- Why didn’t the skeleton find Sunday jokes amusing? Because he didn’t find them humorous.
- Why was the boy antisocial at the end of the week? Because it was shunday
- Why are fish lonely on the weekends? Because there’s no school on Saturdays or Sundays.
- Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
- Why did the Sun hide behind the moon on Sunday? To take a break from its weekly duty.
- Why do fish feel lonely on the weekends? There’s no school on Saturdays or Sundays.
- How do you maintain your dreams on Sundays? Hit the snooze button.
- Why do hamburgers exercise on Sunday? To get better buns.
- Why are the weekdays known to be strong days? Because they are all working days
- What would you call a Monday meal pretending to be Sunday dinner? An imposter feast.
- On what day does it never rain? Sun day.
- Why is it impossible for it to rain on Sunday? Because it would be a rainday, not Sunday.
- Have you heard the joke about Saturday and Sunday? It has an epic beginning but quite the finale.
- Where does the periodic table attend on Sundays? Mass.
- Why do baseball bats tend to break at the grip over the weekend? Weekend games take their toll.
- Why do hamburgers hit the gym on Sundays? To achieve better buns.
- Did you hear about the guy who was detained for refusing to take a nap on Sunday? He was resisting rest.
- How come it never rains on Sundays? Because it wouldn’t be the day of rest if it poured.
- Why do people enjoy going to the beach on Sundays? Because it’s a Sunny day.
- What made the child believe it was the Sabbath day? The sun was shining bright!
- What causes a surge of spirits to haunt cinemas on Sunday nights? Their eagerness to jeer at the screening.
- Why are there so many ghosts in movie theatres on Sunday evenings? They can’t wait to boo the performance.
- What do you call a hairdresser who never closes on Sundays? A hair-heretic.
Share your favorite Sunday jokes in the comments so we can laugh too!
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Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. With her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer, Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.