These printable Easter jokes for kids are just the thing to make them smile! Just download, print, and sneak them in your kid’s lunchbox or next to their plate at breakfast to give them a chuckle.
Easter Lunchbox Jokes
Easter is one of our family’s favorite times of the year. The weather is warming up and the flowers are in bloom! It’s hard NOT to be excited.
My kids especially love all of the fun traditions we have done over the years. Dying eggs, putting up spring and Easter-themed decorations, and of course the always exciting Easter-egg hunt!
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Not only are these jokes sure to make your kids laugh, they are so easy to access! Simply grab the list of jokes and print them out or download the cute cards, print them out, and cut them out for an even easier way to use them!
50+ Easter Jokes For Kids
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Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?A. Eggshausted
Q. Why didn’t the bunny hop?A. No bunny knows.
Q. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?A. Jelly beans
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?A. A runny bunny.
Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?A. A honey bunny
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?A. You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?A. A sock hop.
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?A. He gets them from an eggplant
Q. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?A. 14 carrot gold
Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?A. Hot cross bunnies.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?A. They lived hoppily ever after
Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?A. “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?A. Egg-xercise
Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?A. You neak up on it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?A. A funny bunny
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?A. The oyster bunny.
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?A. Because it might crack up
Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?A. Get wet!
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?A. Eggs mark the spot
Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?A. Because they are eggs-tinct!
Q. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?A. Hare mail
Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?A. A runny bunny
Q. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?A. He’s an egghead.
Q. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?A. Because he is too young to drive
Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop?A. Ones made of chocolate!
Q. How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip?A. Because he said it was egg-cellent
Q. What do you call a Transformer Bunny?A. Hop-timus Prime.
Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?A. He gets hopping mad
Q. What stories do eggs tell their children?A. Yolk tales.
Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?A. He hires Santa’s elves to help during their offseason
Q. What do you call a bunny with money?A. A millionhare.
Q. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?A. The bunny hop
Q. Why are you so tired in April?A. Because you just finished a March.
Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?A. Eggcercise
Q. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?A. Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore.
Q. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding?A. Went on a nice bunnymoon
Q. What do you call a zen egg?A. An ommmmmmlet.
Q. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?Q.A. The bunny hill
Q. What do you call a bunny with lice?A. Bugs Bunny!
Q. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?A. On hare planes
Q. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?A. To make up for his miserable summer.
Q. What do you call a rabbit comedian?A. A funny bunny
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?A. With hare conditioning
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What do you call a forgetful rabbit?A. A hare-brain
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?A. The outside
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?A. A receding hareline.
Q. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?A. Hoppy birthday
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?A. He was a little chicken.
Q. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?A. To a retail store
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?A. He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?A. Hopscotch
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A. A harenet.
Q. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?A. He wanted to be a smarty pants
Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?A. His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Q. What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?A. An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A. It has four rabbits’ feet.
Q. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?A. He uses lots of hare spray
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?A. A bunion.
Q. What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?A. He uses a hare dryer
Q. When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny?A. When he’s wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.
Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?A. Bugs Bunny
Q. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?A. He didn’t have the hare fare.
Q. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?A. Want to hear a funny yolk
Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?A. Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Q. How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?A. With a Y
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