100 Bacon Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Last Updated on March 11, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Bacon, bacon, who’s got the bacon? While I might not have the bacon, I sure have some awesome bacon jokes just for you! I mean everyone wants to know what the bacon said to the tomatoes, right? Check out these awesome bacon jokes along with our hysterical pig jokes to make everyone around you laugh!

Are you ready to sizzle with laughter with these funny jokes? One thing is for sure they are going to get a lot of laughs from everyone you tell them to! Be sure to bookmark this page to always have a good bacon joke ready to go!

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The Best Bacon Jokes

Q: What did bacon say to tomato?

A: Lettuce get together.

Q: Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree?

A: Because he walked into a Ham Bush!

Q: What’s green and smells like bacon?

A: Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Q: Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?

A: Kevin Bacon

Q: If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?

A1: Obesity
A2: Heart Disease
A3: Hardening of the Arteries

Q: Whats the name of the movie about Bacon?

A1: Frankenswine
A2: Hamlet

Q: Why was the meat packer arrested?

A: For bringing home the bacon.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

Q: Why did the pig kill the farmer?

A: To save his own bacon.
 
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Q: What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?

A: Jurrasic Pork.

What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?

History in the bacon. How do they get up there?

In pigup trucks.

Q:What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and Legs.

Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?

A: The price of bacon would go skyrocket.

Q: What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon?

A: Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.

Q: What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

A: Mistaken bacon.

Patient: “Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!”

Nurse: “Baloney”

Q: Why was the meat packer arrested?

A: For bringing home the bacon.

Q: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?

A: Hamlet

Q: Why do pigs go to New York City?

A: To see the Big Apple.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

A: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

Q: Why did the pig kill the farmer?

A: To save his own bacon.

Q: What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?

A: Jurassic Pork.

Q: What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?

A: History in the bacon.
 
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Q: What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

A: Mistaken bacon.

Q: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?

A: Frankenswine

Q: Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.

A: Turned out to be a hambush.

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.

Turned out to be a porkypine.

Q: What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?

A: Ham-ish.

Q: What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?

A: Pulled Pork.

Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?

A: I’m bacon!

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Pick-Up Line:

Do you like bacon?
Wanna strip?

A bacon sandwich walks into a pub.

The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Bought a new HP printer recently.

The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would skyrocket.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

A: Bacon and Legs.

Bacon and an egg walk into a bar:

The bartender tells them, ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”

Q: Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig?

A: Because he always hogs the ball!

Q: Which celebrity smells the best?

A: Kevin Bacon

Q: What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp?

A: Croaky bacon.

Q: What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

A: Why, mistaken bacon, of course!

Q: Why did the pig go to the casino?

A: Because he wanted to play the slop machines.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?

A: Jurrasic Pork

Q: What is the pig’s favorite magazine?

A: Porks Illustrated

Q: What do you call a pig that has no legs?

A: A groundhog

Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?

A: Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.

Q: What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?

A: Pig Tales from the Farm

Q: What is a pig’s favorite song?

A: Yes please delete all the duplicates! Thank you!

Q: Swine are warned to beware of what?

A: The pigpockets

Q: What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?

A: They love Hoggin Daz.

Q: Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?

A: He was bacon in the heat.

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A; He’s a pork chop.

Q: Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?

A: Because he turned out to be a real boar.

Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: Why, a hamburgler, naturally.

Q: Why was the piglet consistently whining?

A: He was boared out of his mind.

Q; The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon?

A: One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.

Bought a new HP printer recently.

The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie.

I’m playing Breville’s advocate.

Know some other bacon jokes we can add to the list? Share in the comments!

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