100 Bacon Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Last Updated on February 27, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Bacon, bacon, who’s got the bacon? While I might not have the bacon, I sure have some awesome bacon jokes just for you! I mean everyone wants to know what the bacon said to the tomatoes, right? Check out these awesome bacon jokes along with our hysterical pig jokes to make everyone around you laugh!

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Are you ready to sizzle with laughter with these funny jokes? One thing is for sure they are going to get a lot of laughs from everyone you tell them to! Be sure to bookmark this page to always have a good bacon joke ready to go!

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The Best Bacon Jokes

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  • What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
  • Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
  • What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
  • Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
  • Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
  • If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity, A2: Heart Disease, A3: Hardening of the Arteries
  • Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine, A2: Hamlet
  • Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
  • Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
  • What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
  • What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
  • How do they get up there? In pigup trucks.
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs
  • What do you call a pig that’s wrong? Mistaken bacon.
  • What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
  • What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.
  • Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
  • What’s the name of the movie about Bacon? Hamlet
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
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  • Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
  • What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
  • Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.
  • I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.
  • What’s the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine
  • What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.
  • What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon? Pulled Pork.
  • Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
  • Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
  • What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!
  • Pick-Up Line: Do you like bacon?. Wanna str
  • A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
  • Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
  • What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would skyrocket
  • Bacon and an egg walk into a bar: The bartender tells them, ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
  • Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig? Because he always hogs the ball!
  • Which celebrity smells the best? Kevin Bacon
  • What do you call a pig that’s wrong? Why, mistaken bacon, of course!
  • What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp? Croaky bacon
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  • Why did the pig go to the casino? Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
  • What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork
  • What is the pig’s favorite magazine? Porks Illustrated
  • What kind of stories do pigs tell their children? Pig Tales from the Far
  • What do you call a pig that has no legs? A groundhog
  • Swine are warned to beware of what? The pigpockets
  • Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
  • What do you call a pig that knows karate? He’s a pork chop.
  • Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig? Because he turned out to be a real boar.
  • What kind of ice cream do pigs like best? They love Hoggin Daz
  • What do you call a pig thief? Why, a hamburgler, naturally.
  • Why was the piglet constantly whining? He was boared out of his mind.
  • The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon? One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.
  • Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie, I’m playing Breville’s advocate

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