115 Funny Elephant Jokes That Make You LOL [Free Joke Cards]

Last Updated on March 9, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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These funny elephant jokes are sure to take you on a wild ride. So get ready to trump-et with laughter with these elephant jokes that are sure to get your stomping with laughter.

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These jokes are kind of a big deal. You may even think that there is an elephant in the room… Oh wait, there is because we are talking all about elephants. So get ready for some jumbo-sized fun with these elephant jokes. They are sure to make you laugh and have a good time like a baby elephant squirting water for the very first time.

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Best elephant jokes

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  • What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of presents.
  • What’s the only way an elephant flies? By dumbo jet!
  • Can anyone get down from a baby elephant? No, one can only get down from a duck.
  • What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all? An elephant’s shadow.
  • How do you get a baby elephant out of the lake? Wet.
  • What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Giant holes all over the Australian continent.
  • Why did the elephant get pulled over? He sped through the stomp sign.
  • Why did the elephant lawyer not take the 2-day case? He wasn’t a fan of brief cases, he preferred trunks.
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character? TUSKan Raiders.
  • What’s blue and have big ears? An elephant at the North Pole.
  • How do you stop an elephant from charging? You take away their credit card!
  • What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved? “Tusk tusk!”
  • When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.
  • Why couldn’t papa elephant get his daughter to ride the bicycle? She didn’t have the necessary thumbs to sound the bell.
  • What is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers? A cinderella-phant.
  • Never ignore the elephant in the room. That’s rude; play with it and introduce it.
  • Why were the two mammals hesitant to talk to each other? They didn’t want to address the elephant in the room.
  • Did you know that elephants can grow up to 11 feet? But most just have 4.
  • Why are elephants, bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a whale? An animal with a natural snorkel.
  • Where does the elephant vigilante live? In the gray area.
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  • Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkled? If it was small, smooth, and white, it would have been called an aspirin.
  • The biggest ant in the world is called what? An eleph-ant!
  • What did the elephant say to his children on his birthday? I love each and ivory one of you.
  • What did the elephant say when his friend gave him a bunch of fruit on his birthday? Thanks a ton.
  • Why was the elephant so scared about joining the tusk lifting competition? He was afraid that he wasn’t up to the tusk.
  • Why don’t baby elephants ever play a game of cards with the other animals? They don’t like cheetahs.
  • What did the elephant scientist do when he found a breakthrough in his study of animal sounds? He trumpeted the announcement.
  • How do you get a baby elephant to come out of the water? You take away his trunks.
  • How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
  • Why was the male elephant acting so clumsy in the Chinese gift shop? He felt like a bull in a China shop.
  • What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash!
  • What did Dumbo say to his friend when his friend asked him for an update regarding the winter elephant festival? The last I herd, they were still setting up the tents.
  • How do you place an elephant in the fridge? You open the door of the refrigerator, place the elephant inside and close the refrigerator door.
  • What did the elephant ask his female elephant friend when she got into an accident? Cow did this happen?
  • What goes down but never goes up? An elephant in an elevator.
  • What happens when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino.
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  • What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots? An elephant with chickenpox!
  • What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called a tow truck!
  • How do you trap an elephant? You trick him when he’s calf asleep.
  • Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts!
  • Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have handbags.
  • What did the elephant do to unwind after work? He watched ele-vision!
  • How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed? Your nose will touch the ceiling.
  • What happens if you cross an elephant with a potato? You get a ton of mashed potatoes.
  • What happens when an elephant doesn’t drink enough water? He ele-faints.
  • Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget.
  • What do elephants and trees have in common? They both have big trunks!
  • What is big, green, hangs in a tree, and has a trunk? An unripe elephant.
  • Why did the baby elephant ask to borrow a suitcase for his trip to the beach? He didn’t have enough space in his little trunk.
  • When there’s an elephant in the room, you can’t pretend it isn’t there and just discuss the ants.
  • How do you make an elephant float? You take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice cream, 5 tons of bananas…
  • What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
  • What do you get when an elephant skydives? A big hole!
  • What did the elephant say to his friend when he came to him with a problem? Whatever you need, I’m ear for you.
  • How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone!
  • It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.
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  • Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk!
  • Why do elephants never get hot and bothered? They always have their ear conditioning on.
  • What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower? A smellyphant!
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a parrot? A bird that reminds you of everything it can remember.
  • Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!
  • How do elephants keep cool in the summer? Ear conditioning!
  • Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark? The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
  • Why were the elephants laughing at Tarzan? He accidentally lost his loincloth.
  • Why did the elephant decide to finally cross the road? The chickens were on a strike.
  • What did the elephant mom say when she found out that her son hadn’t finished his holiday homework? Tusk tusk, I expected better from you!
  • What did Dumbo do when he realized it was his friend’s birthday? He telephant him to send his hearty congratulations.
  • What did the elephant mom say to her daughter when her daughter finally matured? You’ve got to start taking accowntability.
  • Why did the elephant remove the trunk from his back? He didn’t want to carry a tree’s load.
  • What do elephants do when they accidentally stub a toe? They dial the number of the tow truck.
  • What did the elephant say to Dumbo when he was upset about not reaching an event on time? Don’t worry, next time we’ll use the propellephant.
  • Why are elephants always so wrinkled and big? It’s impossible to iron them.
  • Why was the zookeeper fired for having a conversation with Dumbo the elephant? Because he addressed the elephant in the room.
  • Why wasn’t Dumbo’s circus project accepted by the committee? His proposal had a lot of wrinkles.
  • What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior? A bus packed with elephants going to school.
  • I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”
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  • How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online? They use the elle-e-fit size chart.
  • What did the elephant man say to his wife on their anniversary? You know, I like you a ton.
  • What happens when you cross an elephant with a fish? You end up with swimming trunks.
  • Why was Dumbo sweating while having his midnight feast? He was scared that his mammal come and scold him for eating so late.
  • Why did the elephant choose to cross the big road? The chicken had handcuffed the elephant to him.
  • What did the elephant physicist do his PhD in? He studied the gray matter.
  • What did Dumbo’s friend say to him when the two elephants saw someone being greedy? Money isn’t ivorything you know?
  • What should you do to get an elephant from charging? You hide all of their cards.
  • What’s big and gray and has horns? An elephant marching band!
  • Why did the elephants decide to stage a stampede? They felt that their issues weren’t being herd.
  • What did the professor say when his student asked him what a group of elephants was called? Have you even herd of elephants?
  • Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store? Because they sold mice.
  • Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO? There are too many cheetahs.
  • What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot? An elaughant.
  • Why did the elephant cross the road? To go to a chicken rally.
  • Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because their trunks kept falling down!
  • Why was the elephant driver given a speeding ticket? He raced past the stomp sign.
  • How do you make sure a baby elephant doesn’t smell? You make a knot inside his trunk.
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? Ella font.
  • What do you call an elephant that can fly? A propellephant!
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  • What is the only way to ensure that your elephant employees are satisfied? You make sure they don’t get paid peanuts.
  • What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys? Elfish.
  • How do you get a baby elephant out of the theater? You can’t, it’s in the elephant’s blood.
  • What did the elephant teacher say when he couldn’t find his permanent marker? I will look at the ivory the last inch of this classroom till I find that marker.
  • How do you do with a blue elephant? Tell it silly jokes!
  • Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
  • Why was the elephant jumping up and down? It wasn’t. Elephants don’t jump.
  • What album could an elephant listen to all day long? Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk!
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a milk cow? Butter.
  • What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded? It ele-faints.
  • What animal is always up for an adventure? Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go.
  • What do you get when you cross a computer with a baby elephant? A 2-ton who knows it all.
  • What has two tails, four eyes, eight legs, and two trunks? Two elephants.
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