Christmas knock knock jokes are short, call-and-response jokes that use festive words like Santa, elves, snow, and Christmas traditions to make kids laugh. They’re easy to remember, fun to repeat, and perfect for family-friendly holiday humor.
Looking for Christmas knock knock jokes that kids actually laugh at? You’re in the right place.
Every December, my kids ask for the same thing: jokes they can tell over and over again — at dinner, in the car, and while waiting (very impatiently ) for Christmas morning. These Christmas knock knock jokes are short, silly, and perfect for kids of all ages.
Christmas knock knock jokes are great for:
- Family dinners and holiday gatherings
- Classroom Christmas parties
- Car rides and winter travel
- Keeping kids entertained while waiting for Christmas
If your family loves joke-telling, this post is part of our larger Family Conversation & Jokes collection, where we keep everything kid-safe, easy to share, and actually fun to use together.
what Are Christmas Knock Knock Jokes?
Christmas knock knock jokes are short, call-and-response jokes with holiday or winter themes. They’re especially popular with kids because they’re easy to tell, interactive, and always end with a silly punchline.
Quick Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa you glad it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel I didn’t eat all the cookies! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendous Christmas fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift ready for Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh bells ringing!
Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa you glad it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendous Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift ready for Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh bells ringing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel I didn’t eat the cookies! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star of the Christmas tree!
Looking For More Laughs?
Looking for more kid-friendly jokes and screen-free laughs?
Check out our Jokes & Puns hub for printable joke cards, silly wordplay, and family fun you can use anytime. And to spark easy conversation, be sure to check out all our family conversation ideas that are perfect for every occasion.
Free Printable: Family Joke Cards
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These printable family joke cards are perfect for dinner time, car rides, or those moments when the conversation needs a quick spark. Just read one aloud and let the laughter start.
Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cane you believe it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wrap.
Wrap who?
Wrap up your presents! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bellieve in Christmas magic! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie for Santa! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snowman like Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jolly.
Jolly who?
Jolly good Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer ready for Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking up on candy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
North.
North who?
North Pole fun!
Silly Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lights.
Lights who?
Lights shining bright! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol singing time!
Even More Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Presents.
Presents who?
Presents under the tree! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ornament.
Ornament who?
Ornament this tree! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa bring more cookies!
Santa & Elf Knock Knock Jokes
Perfect for Christmas Eve, classroom parties, and Santa-obsessed kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa
Santa who? It’s Santa Claus, my son! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf
Elf who? Elf I knock again, will you let me in? - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claus
Claus who? Claus I can’t wait any longer! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elves
Elves who? We’re the elves that help you reach the North Pole!
Santa & Elf Knock Knock Jokes
Perfect for Christmas Eve, classroom parties, and Santa-obsessed kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa
Santa who? It’s Santa Claus, my son! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf
Elf who? Elf I knock again, will you let me in? - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claus
Claus who? Claus I can’t wait any longer! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elves
Elves who? We’re the elves that help you reach the North Pole!
Snow, Winter & Cold Weather Jokes
For snow days, cold nights, and winter laughs.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow
Snow who? Snow time to waste — it’s almost Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freeze
Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska
Alaska who? Alaska again — what do you want for Christmas?
Christmas Song & Carol Knock Knock Jokes
Kids love these because they recognize the tunes.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Deck
Deck who? Deck your halls with boughs of holly! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wayne
Wayne who? Wayne in a manger… - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harold
Harold who? Hark! The Harold Angels Sing! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter
Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Silly & Classic Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
These are easy for kids to remember and retell.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope
Hope who? Hope you have a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish
Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule
Yule who? Yule be sorry if you miss my Christmas cake! - Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas?
Want Even More Jokes?
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How to Use Christmas Knock Knock Jokes with Kids
- Take turns telling one joke at a time
- Let younger kids repeat the punchline
- Use them during dinner, car rides, or Christmas Eve
- Encourage kids to memorize and perform them
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