Ready to rock around the Christmas tree with these Christmas Knock knock jokes? With this massive list of jokes, you are sure to laugh all night long!
Knock knock Jokes are fun for kids and adults, but Christmas Knock knock jokes are even better. They are the perfect way to break the ice among visitors and share in the laughs with the ones you love. These are perfect to use at holiday parties, family gatherings, in the classroom, around the dinner table, or even when you decorate for Christmas. So get ready to share in the laughs of the season with these fun Christmas knock knock jokes.
For even more jokes, be sure to check out our Santa jokes and our Elf on the shelf jokes.
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Noah good Christmas joke?
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Knock, knock!
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Knock! Knock!
A: Juicy who is there? Isn’t that Santa and his sled on the roof?
Who is there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Knock! Knock!
Tank you for these delicious cookies and presents!
Who is there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Knock! Knock!
That Santa impression certainly needs more work.
Who is there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Knock! Knock!
It’s Santa Claus, my son!
Who is there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Knock! Knock!
The tree wise men are here to bless you.
Who is there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Knock! Knock!
Santa Christmas gift to you a while back. I hope you’ve got it.
Who is there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Knock! Knock!
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Who is there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Knock! knock!
Cole is definitely not what I expected as a present for Christmas this year!
Who is there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Knock! Knock!
Howard you like to come to our Christmas party this year?
Who is there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Knock! Knock!
Alaska for a new bicycle this year from Santa Claus.
Who is there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Knock! Knock!
Alex Santa if he would like to come to our Christmas party this year.
Who is there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Knock! Knock!
Donut be naughty and open the presents before Christmas morning!
Who is there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Knock! Knock!
Elf me wrap up these presents, please!
Who is there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Knock! Knock!
Holly-days are coming up soon!
Who is there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Knock! Knock!
Wooden shoe you like to come over and eat some cake?
Who is there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Knock! Knock!
It’s snow use. I can’t bake this cake or the cookies!
Who is there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock! Knock!
Noah good place to get Christmas trees?
Who is there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Knock! Knock!
Wanda how we’re decorating the house this year for Christmas…
Who is there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Knock! Knock!
Elf I knock once more, will you give me some eggnog?
Who is there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Knock! Knock!
Yuletide yourself over with some snacks until it’s time for dinner.
Who is there?
Yuletide.
Yuletide who?
Knock! Knock!
Rabbit up nice, this present is for my momma.
Who is there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Knock! Knock!
Dewey know when they’ll let us open up our presents?
Who is there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Knock! Knock!
Arthur any eggnog left at all?
Who is there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Knock! Knock!
Pudding up these beautiful decorations for Santa.
Who is there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Knock! Knock!
Luke at all the snow on this Christmas morning!
Who is there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Knock! Knock!
Harry up and give us some hot chocolate and Christmas cookies!
Who is there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Knock! Knock!
Wow, don’t you seem really excited about Christmas?
Who is there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Knock! Knock!
Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
Who is there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Knock! Knock!
Justin time for the Christmas party to start.
Who is there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Knock! Knock!
Forzee thousandth time, don’t play with those French Christmas decorations.
Who is there?
Forzee.
Forzee who?
Knock! Knock!
Coal me when you hear Santa’s sleigh coming.
Who is there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Knock! Knock!
Heaven seen you since the Christmas party last year.
Who is there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Knock! Knock!
Yule be sorry if you miss my amazing Christmas cake this year.
Who is there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Knock, knock!
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Knock! Knock!
Kenya give the address of Santa Claus?
Who is there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Knock! Knock!
Christmas time has come, silly!
Who is there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Knock! Knock!
Anita present for this little boy, Rudolph. Bring it out.
Who is there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Knock! Knock!
Lettuce in, we want some Christmas cake and eggnog.
Who is there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Knock! Knock!
Avery Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
Who is there?
Avery.
Who Avery?
Knock! Knock!
Santa card and cookies to my friends this year.
Who is out there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Knock! Knock!
Merry Christmas honda Happy New Year to everyone.
Who is there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Knock! Knock!
Irish you a very Merry Christmas!
Who is there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Knock! Knock!
Needle little more time to decorate the house for Christmas.
Who is there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Knock! Knock!
Canoe come over to help me decorate this big Christmas tree?
Who is there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Knock! Knock!
Sue, what gift are you expecting this Christmas from Santa?
Who is there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Knock! Knock!
Gladys finally the holidays. Aren’t you excited about Christmas?
Who is there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Knock! Knock!
Dishes the perfect place to hang the Christmas wreath.
Who is there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock! Knock!
“Robin them Christmas presents this year too,” said the Grinch.
Who is there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Knock! Knock!
Murray Christmas to one and all.
Who is there?
Murray.
Who Murray?
Knock! Knock!
Sand us some cake and cookies for this Christmas!
Who is there?
Sand.
Sand who?
Knock! Knock!
Mary Christmas to you all!
Who is there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Knock! Knock!
We’re the Elves that help you reach the North Pole!
Who is there?
Elves.
Elves who?
Knock, knock!
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock! Knock!
Norway am I missing Christmas this year again for work.
Who is there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Knock! Knock!
Ima really festive person.
Who is there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Knock, knock!
Wayne in a manger…
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Knock, knock!
Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Knock! Knock!
Oakham all ye faithful.
Who is there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Knock! Knock!
Hark! The Harold Angels Sing.
Who is there?
Harold.
Harold who?
Knock! Knock!
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Who is there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Knock! Knock!
How’s sanna going to get down our narrow chimney?
Who is there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Knock! Knock!
Olive for this time!
Who is there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock! Knock!
Deck your halls with boughs of holly.
Who is there?
Deck.
Deck who?
Knock! Knock!
Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Who is there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Knock, knock!
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock, knock!
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Knock, knock!
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Knock, knock!
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Knock, knock!
Doughnut open until Christmas!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Knock, knock!
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Knock, knock!
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock, knock!
Claus I can’t wait any longer!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Knock, knock!
Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock, knock!
Anita ride, Rudolph.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Knock, knock!
Hosanna gonna fit down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Knock, knock!
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Knock, knock!
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Knock, knock!
Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Knock, knock!
Tank you for my Christmas present!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Knock, knock!
Rabbit up carefully please. This present is fragile.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Knock, knock!
Kanye help me untangle my Christmas lights?
Who’s there?
Kanye.
Kanye who?
Knock, knock!
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Knock, knock!
Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Knock, knock!
Snow one’s at the door.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock, knock!
Yule know when you answer the door.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Knock, knock!
Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Knock, knock!
Centipede on the Christmas tree!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Knock, knock!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Knock, knock!
Your Santa impression needs a little work!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Knock, knock!
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Knock, knock!
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Knock, knock!
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Knock Knock
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Knock knock
Bless you.
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Knock, knock.
Antartic is at the South Pole.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Knock knock.
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Knock Knock
Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Knock Knock
Candy canes hanging on the tree.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Knock, knock.
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Knock, knock.
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Do you have some favorite Christmas knock knock jokes? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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