100 Festive Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Last Updated on February 8, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Ready to rock around the Christmas tree with these Christmas Knock knock jokes? With this massive list of jokes, you are sure to laugh all night long!

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Knock knock Jokes are fun for kids and adults, but Christmas Knock knock jokes are even better. They are the perfect way to break the ice among visitors and share in the laughs with the ones you love. These are perfect to use at holiday parties, family gatherings, in the classroom, around the dinner table, or even when you decorate for Christmas. So get ready to share in the laughs of the season with these fun Christmas knock knock jokes.

For even more jokes, be sure to check out our Santa jokes and our Elf on the shelf jokes.

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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy who is there? Isn’t that Santa and his sled on the roof?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for these delicious cookies and presents!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? That Santa impression certainly needs more work.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Santa. Santa who? It’s Santa Claus, my son!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Tree. Tree who? The tree wise men are here to bless you.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas gift to you a while back. I hope you’ve got it.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
  • Knock! knock! Who is there? Cole. Cole who? Cole is definitely not what I expected as a present for Christmas this year!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Howard. Howard who? Hoard you like to come to our Christmas party this year?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Alaska. Alaska who?Alaska for a new bicycle this year from Santa Claus.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Alex. Alex who? Alex Santa if he would like to come to our Christmas party this year.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Donut. Donut who? Donut be naughty and open the presents before Christmas morning!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap up these presents, please!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are coming up soon!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe you like to come over and eat some cake?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Snow. Snow who? It’s snow use. I can’t bake this cake or the cookies!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Noah.Noah who? Noah good place to get Christmas trees?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda how we’re decorating the house this year for Christmas…
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock once more, will you give me some eggnog?
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  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Yuletide. Yuletide who? Yuletide yourself over with some snacks until it’s time for dinner.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up nice, this present is for my momma.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Dewey. Dewey who?
  • Dewey know when they’ll let us open up our presents?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any eggnog left at all?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up these beautiful decorations for Santa.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all the snow on this Christmas morning!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and give us some hot chocolate and Christmas cookies!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, don’t you seem really excited about Christmas?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the Christmas party to start.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Forzee. Forzee who? Forzee thousandth time, don’t play with those French Christmas decorations.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when you hear Santa’s sleigh coming.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven seen you since the Christmas party last year.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you miss my amazing Christmas cake this year.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya give the address of Santa Claus?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas time has come, silly!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Anita. Anita who? Anita present for this little boy, Rudolph. Bring it out.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we want some Christmas cake and eggnog.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Avery. Who Avery? Avery Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
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  • Knock! Knock! Who is out there? Santa. Santa who?
  • Santa card and cookies to my friends this year.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Honda. Honda who? Merry Christmas honda Happy New Year to everyone.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very Merry Christmas!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little more time to decorate the house for Christmas.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come over to help me decorate this big Christmas tree?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Sue. Sue who? Sue, what gift are you expecting this Christmas from Santa?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys finally the holidays. Aren’t you excited about Christmas?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the perfect place to hang the Christmas wreath.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Robin. Robin who? “Robin them Christmas presents this year too,” said the Grinch.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Murray. Who Murray? Murray Christmas to one and all.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Sand. Sand who? Sand us some cake and cookies for this Christmas!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you all!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Elves. Elves who? We’re the Elves that help you reach the North Pole!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Norway. Norway who? Norway am I missing Christmas this year again for work.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Ima. Ima who? Ima really festive person.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger…
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Harold. Harold who? Hark! The Harold Angels Sing.
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  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Hosanna. Hosanna who? How’s sanna going to get down our narrow chimney?
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Olive. Olive who? Olive for this time!
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Deck. Deck who? Deck your halls with boughs of holly.
  • Knock! Knock! Who is there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris who? Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Claus. Claus who? Claus I can’t wait any longer!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita ride, Rudolph.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hosanna. Hosanna who? Hosanna gonna fit down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas present!
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  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully please. This present is fragile.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye help me untangle my Christmas lights?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow one’s at the door.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule know when you answer the door.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again will you let me in?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivana.Ivana who? Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Murray. Murray who? Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abby. Mary and Abby who? Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
  • Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Bless you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ant. Ant who? Antartic is at the South Pole.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Aurora. Aurora who? Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cole. Cole who? Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year.
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  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy canes hanging on the tree.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.

Do you have some favorite Christmas knock knock jokes? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!

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