100 Perfect Banana Jokes for Kids

Last Updated on November 15, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? These banana jokes are the perfect mix of classics and new jokes that your kids won’t be able to stop laughing about!

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My Favorite Banana Jokes For Kids

I love a good joke to share with my kids and so many of my favorites are banana jokes! So I’ve gathered 100 of the very most funny banana jokes that you can all enjoy with me.

Don’t you think life is just so much better with a little laughter? Especially in a busy house full of kids, sometimes you just need to take a break and enjoy a joke or two. And if you liked my apple jokes, you’ll love these banana jokes just as well!

These jokes are a-“peel”-ing to say the least!

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100 Banana Jokes For Kids

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Q: What’s a sodium molecules favorite fruit?

A: Na Na

Q: How do you catch King Kong?

A: Hang upside down and act like a giant banana.

Q: What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?

A: He was green with envy.

Q: What did the banana say to the judge?

A: “I’m going to win this case on a-peel!”

Q: How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?

A: They hold on to the banana-ister.
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Q: If a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got?

A: Massive hands.

Q: What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt?

A: A bananosecond.

Q: What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?

A: Banana-nana-nana.

Q: Did you see the Youtube video of the gorilla opening bananas?

A: It’s super ape-peeling!

Q: If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?

A: Medicine.
Wink face emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: Why didn’t the banana cross the road?

A: Because he was yellow.

Q: What is the chemical formula for a banana?

A: BaNa 2

Q: You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?

A: You don’t want to hurt their peelings.

Q: What do you call a banana who can’t decide between coffee or tea?

A: Banana split.

Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

A: She left him out in the sun too long.
Cool sunglasses emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana?

A: Because it split.

Q: What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear?

A: You can call her what you want – she want hear you!

Q: Why didn’t the banana cross the road?

A: It can’t walk — it’s a banana, silly!

Q: Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?

A: He had yellow mellow fever.

Q: What do you call a banana that likes to dance?

A: A banana shake.
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Q: Why was the banana so upset?

A: Someone mistook him for a plantain!

Q: What did the mommy banana say to the baby banana?

A: “You give me all the peels.”

Q: What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?

A: Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: What made the banana such a smoothie?

A: Yogurt!

Q: What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?

A: Yellow?
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Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?

A: Because it’s a gorilla!

Q: Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?

A: Because it was SO sweet.

Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?

A: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: Where did the banana train to become a relay swimmer?

A: In an olympic-sized cereal bowl.
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Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?

A: They were empty.

Q: What do you call banana motorcycle policemen?

A: Banana CHiPs

Q: Why did the banana go to hospital?

A: It wasn’t peeling very well!

Q: What was the cool banana’s favorite song?

A: Mello Yellow.

Q: What did the orange say to the green banana?

A: You don’t look like you’re peeling well.
Surprise emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: How are cereal bananas like cows?

A: They get milked every morning.

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?

A: Because she had split ends.

Q: What did the science teacher say Ba + Na2 is?

A: Banana.

Q: A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?

A: The wiener.

Q: What instrument did the banana play in the school orchestra?

A: The Cyello.
Wink emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: What do you call two banana peels?

A: A pair of slippers!

Q: Which fruit has the most whole grains?

A: The BRANana.

Q: Why don’t bananas snore?

A: Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?

A: Your teeth!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: A boo-nana.
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Q: What can an apple do that a banana can’t?

A: Look round!

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?

A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber.

Q: What do you call a charismatic banana?

A: A banana smoothie!

Q: What do bananas wear on their feet?

A: A pair of slippers.

Q: What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?

A: Slippers!
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Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?

A: He split.

Q: What kind of school do bananas go to?

A: Sundae school.

Q: What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?

A: He peeled.

Q: How did the banana wear her hair?

A: In bunches!

Q: What do you call a banana eating a banana?

A: Canabananalism.
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Q: What do you call solid gold bananas?

A: A bunch of money.

Q: What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?

A: A monkey going bananas.

Q: How do you open a banana?

A: With a monKEY!

Q: Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?

A: Banana Republic.

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A: Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

A: An electric banana.

Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you!

Q: What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A: A baaaa-nana.

Q: Why didn’t the banana student go to school?

A: He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What do fruit use to buy things?

A: Banana bread.
Surprise emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?

A: Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

A: Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Q: Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act?

A: It can give you bad trips.

Q: What happens when two bananas break up?

A: A banana split.

Q: What do you call a shoe that’s made out of banana?

A: A slipper!
Wink emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?

A: Side-splitting ones.

Q: What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?

A: A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)

Q: What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?

A: Yellow, nice to meet you.

Q: Why do minions love bananas?

A: They find them appealing!

Q: When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

A: After the banana chips in.
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Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit?

A: A bae-nae-nae.

Q: Why did they cancel the ice cream social?

A: The banana split with the ice cream.

Q: What’s yellow and sniffs?

A: A banana with a cold!

Q: Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?

A: It had a banana seat.

Q: How can you easily spot an optimist?

A: An older person buying green bananas.
Kiss emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: What’s yellow and used to write letters?

A: A ball-point banana.

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they peel!

Q: How is a banana peel on the floor like music?.

A: If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat

Q: What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?

A: They break out into side-splitting laughter!

Q: What fruit teases you a lot?

A: A ba-na-na-na-na-na
Smile emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: Want to hear a potassium joke?

A: K.

Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?

A: He kept peeling out.

Q: Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office?

A: It went bananas during class.

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

A: Cut it in half!
Heart eye emoji banana with blue border and banana joke

Q: Where do bananas like to go swimming?

A: In a cereal bowl.

Q: Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?

A: Because he split!

Q: In what position was the banana during the Tour de France?

A: He was riding with the peel-oton.

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?

A: Try to cheer it up!

Q: Which former politician loves bananas?

A: Al Gore-illa.
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Q: What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?

A: Sundae.

Q: Why couldn’t the banana yell high?

A: Because it could only yel-low.

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?

A: They hang around in bunches!

Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

A: Monkey farts.

Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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