160+ Best Fruit Puns [Free Joke Cards]

Last Updated on June 11, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Fruit puns are a fun way for moms and dads to engage with their kids through laughter and play! These juicy jokes and puns about fruits can make snack time or grocery shopping more fun. Whether you’re munching on apples, bananas, or any other fruit, fruit puns are sure to bring smiles and giggles. Plus, they can inspire kids to think creatively and come up with their own jokes!

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Why I Love Puns as a Mom

Several years ago, as a young mom, I was trying to find the perfect way to connect with my kids while they were away at school. One day, I decided to put a printable lunchbox joke in their lunches. I had no idea this simple (but silly) note would make such a big impact on our relationship in the best way possible! 

Every time my kids became interested in something or the seasons changed, I would add to our joke and riddle collection (like our fish jokes, turtle jokes, or our confusing riddles) 10 years later (and counting) jokes and lunchbox joke cards are still connecting us with one another. 

I know what you are thinking because I thought the same, “How can a joke connect me with my kids?” 

Trust me! It can! 

Not only have I received thousands of emails from readers telling me how our website has changed their relationship with their kids, but I have seen firsthand in my own family how simple conversations and jokes can break the ice, relieve stress, and bond parents and kids in the simplest ways possible to create lasting relationships with one another. (Learn more on how to use jokes as a parenting tool)

I know these fruit puns for kids can come in handy in your life, too!

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Best Fruit Puns

  • You’re cherry sweet
  • You’re the pick of the orchard
  • Feeling melon-choly? Let’s cheer you up!
  • You’re the cherry on my cake
  • Will you be my Valen-lime?
  • It takes two to mango!
  • You’re the apple of my pie.
  • Citris got real
  • Thanks a bunch
  • Honeydew you know how much you mean to me?
  • Eat, drink, and be cherry.
  • You’re my tropical paradise.
  • Life is just peachy
  • It happened right before my berry eyes
  • You’re my main squeeze, berry style.
  • When it comes to friends, you’re the pick of the orchard
  • This fruit salad really blue me away
  • You’re the pineapple of politeness
  • Orange you going to join the fun?
  • I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
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  • Just papaya and chill
  • You make a sour day sweet.
  • Sit down be-cider
  • Let’s avo-cuddle.
  • This party is going to be melon-nificent.
  • Respect your elder-berries.
  • Peach perfect.
  • Lime yours forever!
  • Let’s coconut and roll.
  • You’re one in a melon
  • You’ve got a rind of gold
  • That’s a berry nice compliment.
  • Respect your elderberries
  • You’re the pineapple of perfection
  • Kiwi and apple, tart and sweet like us.
  • Don’t be a prickly pear-son
  • Peach for the stars
  • Let’s raisin a toast!
  • I’m berry impressed
  • You’re the pineapple of my eye
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  • This is grape news!
  • You want a peach of me?
  • I’m feeling blue(berry) without you.
  • My lady, your cherry-ot awaits
  • This is my jam!
  • Don’t let one apple spoil the whole bunch.
  • I’m bananas for you.
  • You’re the cherry on top
  • Let’s lime and dine tonight.
  • Let’s go bananas together
  • I’m plum-diddly-umptious
  • You’re just peachy keen
  • You’re plum perfect in every way
  • Let it mango
  • In the big orchard of life, you’re my favorite apple.
  • Life’s a bowl of cherries!
  • I guava soft spot for fruit puns
  • A fresh fresh pear of eyes
  • Orange you happy to see me?
  • I’m pine-ing for your company.
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  • I’m berry fond of you
  • Let’s taco ’bout our favorite fruits
  • I’m berry excited to be here.
  • You’re peachy keen
  • Don’t give in to pear pressure
  • Passionfruit for passionate moments.
  • We were made for peach other.
  • One in a melon
  • You’re grape in every way
  • You’re a fine-apple and berry mix.
  • A-pear-antly not
  • Let’s not mango there right now
  • Don’t be a lemon, be a lime
  • Let’s not apple-ogize for having fun
  • I apple-solutely understand
  • Orange you glad we met?
  • All in due lime.
  • You’re berry sweet
  • I blueberry much love you.
  • Don’t be a bad apple
  • Lime all yours
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  • You’ve got a peach of my heart
  • I’m grapeful for our friendship
  • I’m fig-ging you a lot.
  • Orange you going to eat that?
  • Don’t go bananas, just go nuts!
  • Life is a bowl of fruit
  • Let’s apple-ly get together soon
  • Pick of the bunch
  • Let’s mango and dance
  • Get juiced to it
  • Olive you so much
  • I’ve been pine-ing for you
  • Zest friends
  • You’re plum-tastic!
  • Squeeze the day!
  • Let’s make a peachy lemonade out of life.
  • Grapefruit expectations lead to sweet outcomes.
  • They make a great pear!
  • I find you so a-peel-ing
  • No fig deal, you got this!
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  • I cantaloupe with you tonight.
  • I’m berry pleased to meet you.
  • You’re grape-tivating!
  • This might sound berry funny
  • Let’s mango and tango tonight.
  • That’s a stone-ishingly good idea
  • I find you quite a-peel-ing
  • An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
  • Orange and raspberry, a vibrant duo.
  • A good mango is hard to find these days.
  • Have a pear-fect day
  • Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it
  • I’ve been searching for berried treasure
  • Feeling just peachy in the tropics
  • Don’t be a rotten apple
  • You’re berry special to me.
  • Let’s raisin the roof!
  • Let’s lemon-aid each other in tough times.
  • Let’s make a grape escape
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
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  • I’m plum-tuckered out from laughing so much.
  • Life’s a berry full of surprises
  • Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
  • Let’s shake our coconuts
  • You’re pear-fectly grape.
  • You’re plum-perfect
  • You’re the main squeeze in this melon juice
  • We’re just two peas in a pod, or should I say two pears in a pack
  • Let’s make this a water-felon summer
  • He doesn’t guava clue!
  • Let’s raisin the bar!
  • Going to grape lengths
  • Apricot yourself lucky to be here
  • I’m berry excited to see you
  • This situation is the pits, but we can cherry it up
  • When life gives you lemons, make puns.
  • You’re hard-core
  • Life’s a peach, then you pie
  • We make a great pear
  • Draw the lime
  • Thank you cherry much!
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  • That’s one bad apple of a joke
  • I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate.
  • This party is berry fun!
  • You’re the berry best friend anyone could ask for.
  • You’re as sweet as a nectarine.
  • Let’s make a grape escape together
  • I love you from my head tomatoes
  • This pie looks so apple-tizing!
  • Just living the pear-fect life
  • A fruitful discussion
  • Don’t be such a sour grape.
  • You hold the kiwi to my heart
  • Orange you glad to see me?
  • I’m berry sorry for the bad puns
  • Our love will kiwi us through
  • Peeling a little melon-choly
  • I’m coco-nuts about you
  • I’m plum-full of love for you!
  • I apple-solutely adore you
  • Pit of despair
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  • You’re the zest in my life.
  • I don’t guava clue
  • I’m grapeful for your friendship.
  • Just pear-fect
  • Honey, I cherry-ish you
  • You’re a real citrus sensation
  • Lemonade out of lemons, am I right?
  • You are juice the cutest

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