Funny Lunch Box Jokes

Last Updated on February 8, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Keep the laughs going with these free funny lunch box jokes! It’s a great way to make your kids’ mealtime way more fun even when you’re not together! Just download, print, and pack!

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Funny Lunch Box Jokes

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Everyone loves jokes for kids! They are clean and appropriate and you don’t have to cringe when you hear the punch line. We thought since jokes are always a favorite that we should create some funny lunch box jokes for kids.

It’s one of those things that is so simple but makes a huge difference for my kids. I keep them right by my kids’ Bentgo lunch boxes so they’re ready to go and it’s such an easy way to make their day!

 
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Funny Lunch Box Jokes

You’ll want to save this list because it’s full of the best lunch box jokes!

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  • Why did the orange get stuck on the road? It ran out of juice
  • How do bees get to school? On a school buzz
  • What do you call a sad cheese? Blue cheese
  • What is crunchy, loud, and fast? A rocket chip
  • While falling, what did the pickle say to the other? Dill with it
  • Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they “peel”
  • What tree fits in your hand? A palm tree
  • What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
  • What did the toilet say to the other? You look flushed
  • Two birds in love are called? Tweethearts
  • What did the volcano say to the other? I lava you
  • What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore
  • Why did the teddy bear have no dessert? It was stuffed
  • A sleeping bull is called? A bull-dozer
  • A cow that won’t give milk is called? A milk dud
  • What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes
  • What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? Bunny hop
 
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  • A rabbit with fleas is called? Bugs bunny
  • Why does the duck like making jokes? He’s a wise-quaker
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  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines
  • Why do bicycles fall? Because they’re too tired
  • What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory
  • Why did the football coach have to go to the bank? To get his quarterback

What are some funny jokes that you love? Share them with us so we can add them to the list!

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