50 Best Saturday Jokes [Free Joke Cards] 

Last Updated on February 14, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Spend your Saturday laughing out loud with these funny Saturday jokes!

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I’ve wished for a long time to have two Saturdays in a week. We tackle chores, travel, visit friends, go to our favorite parks, and catch up on laundry, but there’s always more we can do! These funny Saturday jokes bring laughter and joy, no matter what our Saturday schedule is filled with.

For more fun, check out our Wednesday Jokes, Awesome Riddles, and Funfetti Pancakes!

And don’t forget to get your free printable Saturday joke cards which are perfect for sending in lunchboxes or backpacks. My kids love collecting all the jokes and adding them to a ring clip so they can scroll through them whenever they want! We love to have joke cards on hand in the car to share on the ride to or from school. My older kids love it when I post them on the fridge or bathroom mirror and hide the answer to see who can solve it first. There are so many ways to use the joke cards, so don’t forget to grab your free set below!

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Funny Saturday Jokes

Grab these jokes and take them with you on all of your Saturday adventures to keep you family laughing and memories in the making!

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  • What’s the worst sound on Saturday morning? Alarm clocks!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton play well during his Saturday baseball game? His heart wasn’t in it.
  • Why did Saturday put on sunscreen? SUNday was coming.
  • Why did the kitty cat miss her game on Saturday? She wasn’t feline well.
  • Why was the strawberry late to her Saturday soccer game? She was stuck in a traffic JAM.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you want to go out on Saturday?
  • Why couldn’t I go to a dumpling party on Saturday morning? I had to work on Friday night.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
  • What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night? Boogie!
  • What is The Weekend’s real name? Saturday Sunday.
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  • What do you call a lazy Saturday afternoon? A snooze fest!
  • How does an analog and digital clock spend a Saturday night? They watch a movie.
  • What day doesn’t end with ‘y’? Tomorrow.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur, who? Arthur any good movies to watch on Saturday?
  • What is Saturday famous for? It is the laundry day of the week.
  • Why was Saturday night fever so contagious? Because it was spread by disco-inferno!
  • Son: “Dad, I’m thirsty.” Father: “I’m Friday. Come over Saturday and we can have a sundae.”
  • Why did Hercules stay up late on weekends? He thought sleep was for the week…
  • On Saturday nights, where do cows go? To the mooooovies.
  • Girlfriend: “Hey, look this ice cream place has sundaes for $4.50!” Boyfriend: “How much do Saturdays cost?!”
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  • What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A weekend worrier.
  • What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night? Boogie!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Saturday!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Saturday jokes? He didn’t find them humerus.
  • What troubles do Ghosts have throughout the whole week? Saturday fright fever.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec, who? Alec to ride my bike on Saturday mornings.
  • What’s more depressing than realizing that today is Thursday? Wait two days, then it would be a sadder day.
  • Why wasn’t Saturday the 14th worried about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
  • Why didn’t Saturday need to go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
  • When do Saturdays turn sour? When it turns Sunday.
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  • Which day of the week does one need the most? A day between Sunday and Saturday.
  • Where do spirits go on Saturday? Nether-land.
  • What day of the week cries the most? Saturday
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Felix. Felix, who? Felix-cited about it being Saturday.
  • On Saturday afternoons, what do chicken families do? They go on peck-nics.
  • On a Saturday, how do you make a blonde laugh? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  • Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben, who? Ben counting the days to Saturday…
  • Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday? He had a Saturday night fever.
  • Why are Saturday and Sunday the most powerful days of the week? Because all the other days are week days.
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  • What do cows do on Saturday nights? They go to the mooooovies.
  • What does it mean when you wake up on Saturday morning? That you made it though another Friday night!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sad. Sad, who? Sadder day because it’s raining…
  • Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days.
  • What do you call a Saturday that’s not working? A “weak”end!
  • What’s Saturday’s favorite dance move? The weekend shuffle
  • What’s Saturday’s favorite dessert? A sundae, of course!
  • Which day of the week cries the most? Sadderday

Share your favorite funny Saturday jokes in the comments!

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