200+ Fall Puns That Will Leaf You Laughing

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A great way to get into the new season is with these colorfully fun fall puns! Have a hay day using these as the pun of the day in class, as a note in your kid’s lunchboxes, or just to make your family and friends timber with laughter!

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Autumn always puts a smile on my family’s face. It is a time of pumpkins, corn mazes, and chillingly fun festivals! Add more fun in the pumpkin mix with these a-maize-ing fall puns! They are a great way to pass the time with loved ones.

Some of these puns may be acorn-y but never cringey. Our fall puns are family friendly and perfect to share with kids and adults of all ages, so you won’t have to hide under a pile of leaves from embarrassment when you hear the punch line.

For more fun with the family, check out these other fall related jokes and puns! Pumpkin Jokes, Spook-tacular Ghost Puns, and these Humerus Skeleton Puns.

Add these fun Fall Puns to a couple of other fall activities and you have a fun fall themed party! Check out our Fall Scavenger Hunt, Fall Bingo or Fall Charades for other fall themed ideas.

Fall Puns

What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the corncob say to the choking diner? Looks like you bit off more than you corn chew.
What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
Why couldn’t the homeowners finish their yard work? They had too many rakes and pains.
What do you call a chronically unemployed pumpkin? A bumpkin.
Why isn’t your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.

What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call the harvest festival winner? Pumpkin-g of the chill!
What band do autumn vandals listen to? The Smashing Pumpkins.
What are you studying in math class? Apple pi.
How did the tree explain its behavior? It said, “I’m getting ready to turn over a new leaf.”

What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.
What did the sad ghost say to its friends? I’ve got a case of the boos.
How did mama ghost teach baby ghost good manners? She said, “Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to.”
What do you call the costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Who threw the best Halloween party this year? The ghost-ess with the most-est!
How do you tell a vampire to have a good time? Make it fang-tastic!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit flavor? Boo-berry!
What’s the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.

What’s the best car to drive in the fall? An autumn-mobile.
What should you wear to keep warm in autumn? A har-vest.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? The straw-berry.
Why did the scarecrow take first prize? It was out-standing in its field.
How do books stay warm in the fall? They put on a jacket.

What do squirrels watch on TV? Nut-flix.
Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a dude who loves autumn? A fall guy.
What’s the sweetest season of the year? Awww-tumn.
What did the tree say at the end of autumn? Fall’s well that ends well.

Why did the tree laugh? It heard acorn-y joke.
What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year? Sep-timber.
What do trees need to use the internet? A log-in.
Why did the scarecrow go to bed? It was time to hit the hay.
What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
Why did the pumpkin get robbed? It let its gourd down.
Which pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.

How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
What did one pumpkin say to the other? Let’s spice things up!

Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
What did one pumpkin say to the other? I only have pies for you.
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.

What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
Did you hear about the apple wedding? They lived apple-y ever after.

How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
What kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
What do you call grouchy apples? Crabs.

How do you get an apple to stop snoring? Make it turn over.
What do apples learn about in math class? Apple pi.
How do you know when an apple is embarrassed? It turns red.
Why did the apple wait to make cider? It was mulling it over.
Where does apple vacation? The Big Apple.

Which part of town do apples avoid? The seedy part.
What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m fallin’ for you.
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
What’s a leaf’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Be-leaf-ing”
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.

Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.

One-Liner Fall Puns

Fall is a-maize-ing.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
I’m acorn-y person.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Hay there!
Don’t even chai.
Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Trick or treat yo’ self.

Resting witch face
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
I like you a latte.
You autumn know…
Hay girl, hay!

Fall-elujah
Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice

You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
Pumpkin spice up your life!
You truly a-maize me!
Witches get stitches.
New pinecone, who dis?
Witchy-washy
This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
Gourd of the Rings
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.

Go big or gourd home.
Have a gourd time!
With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
Squash goals
Carving out some time for fun

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Hello, gourdgeous.
Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
Smashing pumpkins
Easy as pumpkin pie
Oh my gourd!
You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
Snack-o-lantern
Pumpkin spice and chill
Apple-y ever after
I’ve got my eyes on the pies
You’re the candy apple of my eye
I apple-laud your efforts
You’re so a-peel-ing
Oh autumn, please don’t ever leaf me again.
Don’t stop be-leafing
Don’t leaf me hanging
You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
We’ll make you a be-leaf-er!
I can’t be-leaf it!

Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
I’m falling for you.
FALLing in love with autumn.
Pride comes before the fall.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.

My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
May the forest be with you.
Bautumns up!
Fall is amazing.
Spicetacular!
Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
I’m so corn-fused.
Let’s just fall it a day.
Life’s gourd, but then you pie.

I’m scarecrow-ed to ask.
Summer’s over; it’s time to chill.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
All things being equinox …
Mum’s the word!

Don’t be acorn-y.
I have a har-vested interest in the football game.
You’d better crop around.
I’m feeling the kale of the wild.
Maize I have another serving?
Mother maize I?
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf.
This fall color is un-be-leaf-able!
Don’t go changing colors to try and please me.
Don’t stop be-leafing!
Orange you ready to leaf yet?
Don’t leaf without me!
Please don’t leaf me behind.

I be-leaf in you!
I can’t be-leaf my eyes.
Some people are just un-belief-able.
You can breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
Fall leaf-ts my mood.

I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.
I’m falling in leaf with you.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Autumn leaves summer in the dust.
May I speak to de-mon of the house?
What comes around ghosts around.
That story has a scary-tale ending!
My cornu-cup-ia runneth over.
I’m not sure I can cornu-cop-ia with a big family gathering this year.
Do you have thyme for the stuffing?
What’s the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.
Pie beg your pardon!
Give me a kiss goodpie
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt.

Do you have some favorite fall puns that we missed? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!

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