200+ Fall Puns That Will Leaf You Laughing

Last Updated on November 6, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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A great way to get into the new season is with these colorfully fun fall puns! Have a hay day using these as the pun of the day in class, as a note in your kid’s lunchboxes, or just to make your family and friends timber with laughter! 

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Autumn always puts a smile on my family’s face. It is a time of pumpkins, corn mazes, and chillingly fun festivals! Add more fun in the pumpkin mix with these a-maize-ing fall puns! They are a great way to pass the time with loved ones.

Some of these puns may be acorn-y but never cringey. Our fall puns are family friendly and perfect to share with kids and adults of all ages, so you won’t have to hide under a pile of leaves from embarrassment when you hear the punch line. 

For more fun with the family, check out these other fall related jokes and puns! Pumpkin Jokes, Spook-tacular Ghost Puns, and these Humerus Skeleton Puns

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Fall Puns

Q: What month does every tree dread?

A: Sept-timberrrrrrr!

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin? 

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? 

A: Squash.

Q: What is the cutest season of the year? 

A: Awwwtumn.

Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? 

A: Your teeth.

Q: What does one leaf say when he is angry?

A:  Leaf me alone!

Q: What does autumn do when winter comes?

A:  Autumn leaves.

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?

A: Leaf me alone.

Q: You don’t like the outdoors?

A: Unbe-leaf-able.

Q: What do you call a family member who works at a gas station?

A: A pump-kin!
 
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Q: What did the corncob say to the choking diner?

A: Looks like you bit off more than you corn chew.

Q: What did the customer say at the farmer’s market?

A: That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.

Q: Why couldn’t the homeowners finish their yard work?

A: They had too many rakes and pains.

Q: What do you call a chronically unemployed pumpkin?

A: A bumpkin.

Q: Why isn’t your daughter married?

A: Because a gourd man is hard to find.

Q: What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song?

A: A-maize-ing Grace.

Q: What do you call the harvest festival winner?

A: Pumpkin-g of the chill!

Q: What band do autumn vandals listen to?

A: The Smashing Pumpkins.

Q: What are you studying in math class?

A: Apple pi.

Q: How did the tree explain its behavior?

A: It said, “I’m getting ready to turn over a new leaf.”
 
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Q: What do you call a bully on Halloween?

A: A jerk-o-lantern.

Q: What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist?

A: I’m hollow inside.

Q: What did the sad ghost say to its friends?

A: I’ve got a case of the boos.

Q: How did mama ghost teach baby ghost good manners?

A: She said, “Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to.”

Q: What do you call the costume contest winner?

A: Mummy of the year.

Q: Who threw the best Halloween party this year?

A: The ghost-ess with the most-est!

Q: How do you tell a vampire to have a good time?

A: Make it fang-tastic!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit flavor?

A: Boo-berry!

Q: What’s the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers?

A: Quit cold turkey.

Q: Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner?

A: I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.
 
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Q: What’s the best car to drive in the fall?

A: An autumn-mobile.

Q: What should you wear to keep warm in autumn?

A: A har-vest.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

A: The straw-berry.

Q: Why did the scarecrow take first prize?

A: It was out-standing in its field.

Q: How do books stay warm in the fall?

A: They put on a jacket.

Q: What do squirrels watch on TV?

A: Nut-flix.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?

A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: What do you call a dude who loves autumn?

A: A fall guy.

Q: What’s the sweetest season of the year?

A: Awww-tumn.

Q: What did the tree say at the end of autumn?

A: Fall’s well that ends well.
 
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Q: Why did the tree laugh?

A: It heard acorn-y joke.

Q: What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year?

A: Sep-timber.

Q: What do trees need to use the internet?

A: A log-in.

Q: Why did the scarecrow go to bed?

A: It was time to hit the hay.

Q: What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?

A: Use a pumpkin patch.

Q: Why did the pumpkin get robbed?

A: It let its gourd down.

Q: Which pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite?

A: The Spice Girls.

Q: Who helps little pumpkins cross the road?

A: The crossing gourd.

Q: What sport do pumpkins like to play?

A: Squash.

Q: Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics?

A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
 
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Q: How do you know when a pumpkin is sick?

A: It doesn’t feel so gourd.

Q: Who rules the pumpkin patch?

A: The pump-king.

Q: What kind of gourd hates the city?

A: A country pumpkin.

Q: What kind of pumpkin works at a pool?

A: A life-gourd.

Q: What did one pumpkin say to the other?

A: Let’s spice things up!

Q: Why was the pumpkin surprised?

A: It was caught off gourd.

Q: What did one pumpkin say to the other?

A: I only have pies for you.

Q: What kind of dog does a pumpkin have?

A: A gourd dog.

Q: What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out?

A: Get lit.

Q: What do pumpkins use for money?

A: Pumpkin bread.
 
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Q: What’s a gourd’s least favorite band?

A: The Smashing Pumpkins.

Q: What do you get when you run over a pumpkin?

A: Squash.

Q: How do pumpkins get their gossip?

A: Through the vine.

Q: Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict?

A: They don’t have any guts.

Q: What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: I’m on fire for you.

Q: How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate?

A: It’s got a patch.

Q: Why did the apple cry?

A: Someone hurt its peelings.

Q: Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail?

A: It was a bad apple.

Q: Why are apples so popular?

A: They’ve got a-peal.

Q: Did you hear about the apple wedding?

A: They lived apple-y ever after.
 
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Q: How did the apple get hurt?

A: It fell too far from the tree.

Q: What kind of computers do apples use?

A: Macs.

Q: What do apples do for exercise?

A: Core-strengthening exercises.

Q: What happens when apples drink too much?

A: They get sauced.

Q: What do you call grouchy apples?

A: Crabs.

Q: How do you get an apple to stop snoring?

A: Make it turn over.

Q: What do apples learn about in math class?

A: Apple pi.

Q: How do you know when an apple is embarrassed?

A: It turns red.

Q: Why did the apple wait to make cider?

A: It was mulling it over.

Q: Where does apple vacation?

A: The Big Apple.
 
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Q: Which part of town do apples avoid?

A: The seedy part.

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other?

A: I’m fallin’ for you.

Q: What happens when fall is over?

A: Autumn leaves.

Q: What did the tree get when it went on vacation?

A: Paid leaf.

Q: Did you hear about the shocked tree?

A: It was in disbe-leaf.

Q: What did the tree say when it passed its test?

A: What a re-leaf!

Q: Why did the tree change its color?

A: It wanted to turn over a new leaf.

Q: What’s a leaf’s favorite song?

A: “Don’t Stop Be-leaf-ing”

Q: How do leaves know if they’re related?

A: They trace their family tree.

Q: Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree?

A: It was stumped.
 
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Q: Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed?

A: To another branch.

Q: Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party?

A: They never leaf.

Q: Why was the leaf humiliated?

A: It had a fall from grace.

Q: What did the leaf name its baby?

A: Rustle.

Q: What do leaves say at the end of autumn?

A: See you next fall.

One-Liner Fall Puns

  1. Fall is a-maize-ing.
  2. After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
  3. Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
  4. I’m acorn-y person.
  5. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
  1. Hay there!
  2. Don’t even chai.
  3. Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
  4. Orange you glad it’s fall?
  5. Trick or treat yo’ self.
 
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  1. Resting witch face
  2. Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
  3. I like you a latte.
  4. You autumn know…
  5. Hay girl, hay!
  1. Fall-elujah
  2. Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
  3. Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
  4. It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
  5. Pumpkin spice and everything nice
 
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  1. You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
  2. Pumpkin spice up your life!
  3. You truly a-maize me!
  4. Witches get stitches.
  5. New pinecone, who dis?
  1. Witchy-washy
  2. This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
  3. Gourd of the Rings
  4. Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
  5. Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.
 
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  1. Go big or gourd home.
  2. Have a gourd time!
  3. With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
  4. Squash goals
  5. Carving out some time for fun
  1. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
  2. Hello, gourdgeous.
  3. Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
  4. Smashing pumpkins
  5. Easy as pumpkin pie
 
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  1. Oh my gourd!
  2. You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
  3. Snack-o-lantern
  4. Pumpkin spice and chill
  5. Apple-y ever after
  1. I’ve got my eyes on the pies
  2. You’re the candy apple of my eye
  3. I apple-laud your efforts
  4. You’re so a-peel-ing
  5. Oh autumn, please don’t ever leaf me again.
 
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  1. Don’t stop be-leafing
  2. Don’t leaf me hanging
  3. You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
  4. We’ll make you a be-leaf-er!
  5. I can’t be-leaf it!
  1. Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
  2. I’m falling for you.
  3. FALLing in love with autumn.
  4. Pride comes before the fall.
  5. I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
 
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  1. My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
  2. Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
  3. May the forest be with you.
  4. Bautumns up!
  5. Fall is amazing.
  1. Spicetacular!
  2. Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
  3. I’m so corn-fused.
  4. Let’s just fall it a day.
  5. Life’s gourd, but then you pie.
 
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  1. I’m scarecrow-ed to ask.
  2. Summer’s over; it’s time to chill.
  3. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
  4. All things being equinox …
  5. Mum’s the word!
  1. Don’t be acorn-y.
  2. I have a har-vested interest in the football game.
  3. You’d better crop around.
  4. I’m feeling the kale of the wild.
  5. Maize I have another serving?
 
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  1. Mother maize I?
  2. Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
  3. Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
  4. It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf.
  5. This fall color is un-be-leaf-able!
  1. Don’t go changing colors to try and please me.
  2. Don’t stop be-leafing!
  3. Orange you ready to leaf yet?
  4. Don’t leaf without me!
  5. Please don’t leaf me behind.
 
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  1. I be-leaf in you!
  2. I can’t be-leaf my eyes.
  3. Some people are just un-belief-able.
  4. You can breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
  5. Fall leaf-ts my mood.
  1. I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.
  2. I’m falling in leaf with you.
  3. Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
  4. Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
  5. Autumn leaves summer in the dust.
 
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  1. May I speak to de-mon of the house?
  2. What comes around ghosts around.
  3. That story has a scary-tale ending!
  4. My cornu-cup-ia runneth over.
  5. I’m not sure I can cornu-cop-ia with a big family gathering this year.
  1. Do you have thyme for the stuffing?
  2. What’s the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.
  3. Pie beg your pardon!
  4. Give me a kiss goodpie
  5. I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt.

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