Thanksgiving is all about family, food, gratitude… and let’s be honest, eating way too much pie.

Whether you’re writing place cards, posting a family photo, creating classroom decorations, or just love a good wordplay moment, these Thanksgiving puns are festive, funny, and totally family-friendly.

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Quick Thanksgiving Puns

1. Let’s get basted!
2. I only have pies for you.
3. This meal is un-brrr-lievable.
4. Oh my gourd, it’s Thanksgiving!
5. I’m stuffed with happiness.
6. Let’s gobble till we wobble.
7. This meal is gravy-licious.
8. Turkey about a great holiday!
9. You butter believe this food is good.
10. Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.

Top 10 Thanksgiving Puns

1. Gobble ’til you wobble.
2. Oh my gourd.
3. Feast mode: ON.
4. Let’s get basted.
5. Pie love Thanksgiving.
6. Thankful, blessed, and turkey-obsessed.
7. Talk turkey to me.
8. Leftovers are for quitters.
9. Stuffed with happiness.
10. Gratitude is the best attitude.

Funny Turkey Puns

11. You’re turkey-rific.
12. I’m all about that baste.
13. Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.
14. Let’s wing it.
15. I’m stuffed already.
16. That’s fowl play.
17. You crack me up, turkey.
18. Let’s gobble this up.
19. I’m feeling plucky.
20. That’s something to crow about.

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Pie Puns

21. Pie love you.
22. You’re the apple of my pie.
23. Easy as pie.
24. Sweet as pumpkin pie.
25. Cutie pie.
26. Pie hard.
27. Whip it good (cream).
28. You want a pizza me?
29. Crust me.
30. Life is what you bake it.

Pumpkin & Fall Puns

31. Oh my gourdness.
32. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
33. I only have pies for you.
34. Spice, spice baby.
35. You’re gourd-geous.
36. Fall so hard.
37. Harvest the moment.
38. Autumn-atic happiness.
39. Let’s squash the negativity.
40. Leaf it all on the table.

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Gratitude Puns

41. Thankful and tank-full.
42. Grateful for gravy.
43. Count your blessings (and your pies).
44. Gratitude changes everything.
45. Bless this mess.
46. Full of thanks and stuffing.
47. Giving thanks and eating snacks.
48. More rolls, please.
49. Turkey and thankful.
50. Eat, drink, and cranberry.

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Short Thanksgiving Captions

51. Feast mode.
52. Gobble squad.
53. Pie squad.
54. Leftovers loading.
55. Nap time pending.
56. Carbs don’t count today.
57. Turkey time.
58. Family + food = perfect.
59. Eat big.
60. Stay thankful.

Cute Thanksgiving Puns

61. Let’s get stuffed.
62. Feast your eyes.
63. Eat, drink, and be thankful.
64. Let’s gravy on.
65. Give thanks and pass the pie.
66. I yam what I yam.
67. I yam thankful for you.
68. Roll with it.
69. Corn you believe it’s Thanksgiving?
70. Butter late than never.

Even More Thanksgiving Puns

71. Talk gravy to me.
72. That’s how we roll.
73. The gravy train is here.
74. Slice, slice baby.
75. All about that baste.
76. I’m here for the pie.
77. Stuffing beats everything.
78. Cran you believe this feast?
79. Turkey and chill.
80. Harvest happiness.

81. Pie-larious.
82. Feast your heart out.
83. Pie one on.
84. That’s the gravy.
85. Baste day ever.
86. Let’s give thanks and eat.
87. A little pumpkin spice makes everything nice.
88. Sweet potato vibes only.
89. Feast your blessings.
90. Corny but thankful.

If these Thanksgiving puns made you smile, save this list for your holiday table, social posts, or classroom celebration.

And if you have a favorite Thanksgiving pun we should add, leave it in the comments, we’re always thankful for more laughs.

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