If you love avocados even a little, these avocado puns are about to guac your world.
Avocado puns are one of those silly things that somehow work for everything — lunchbox notes, birthday cards, party signs, jokes with kids, or just making someone smile for no reason at all. They’re light, funny, and just the right amount of cheesy.
Whether you’re team avocado toast, team guacamole, or team “wait… is this ripe yet?”, you’ll find plenty of laugh-out-loud avocado puns below.
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Top 10 Avocado Puns
- Holy guacamole!
- You guac my world.
- I’m avo-control laughing.
- Let’s avo-cuddle.
- You’re the good kind of extra.
- I’m totally smashed.
- This is un-guac-etable.
- I avo lot of love for you.
- That joke was pit-ifully funny.
- Let’s taco ’bout how great this is.
Best Avocado Puns
Short Avocado Puns
- You guac my world
- Avo good one!
- Bravocado!
- Hass, queen!
- Let’s avo party!
- Avo you doing today?
- Avoca-go!
- Avo-nice to meet you!
- It’s guac-tail hour
- You’re avo-lutely amazing
- Avo-cardio day
- Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio
- Thanks for avo-rything
- Avo a great birthday
- Avo-good day, mate!
- Great job. Bravo-cado!
- Hass, if!
- I’m avo-control
- The plane is carrying avo-cargo
Funny Avocado Puns & Sayings
- You’re the avo to my toast
- If life gives you avocados, make guacamole
- Rock out with your guac out
- You can’t make everyone happy — you’re not an avocado
- And they lived happily avo after
- I’m between a guac and a hard place
- You have an avo-can-do spirit
- Well… this was guac-ward
- Avoca-don’t start with me
- You’re going avo-control
- My favorite dessert is avo-gato
- Here I am — guac you like a hurricane!
- Avoca-Gogh
- Avo-channel your inner superfood
Cute & Love-Themed Avocado Puns
- Avo always love you
- Avo never let you go
- You’re all I avo wanted
- Avocado, I love you
- Avocado, you’re always in my heart
- Sending you avo-cuddles
- Let’s avo-cuddle
- Avo-cuddle
- Avo good day
- Thanks for your hass-pitality
- Thank you for avo-rything
Avocado Jokes (Question & Answer)
- Why was the avocado depressed?
- Because it felt pit-iful.
- Why was the avocado frustrated?
- Because it was in between a guac and a hard place.
- What do you call two male avocados who hang out together?
- Avocabros.
- What do you call an avocado that’s been kissed?
- Smashed avocado.
- What do you call an avocado after it’s blessed by a priest?
- Holy guacamole.
- What did the avocado say after yoga?
- Namaste-cado.
- What did the avocado couple say when they got engaged?
- “The time hass come!”
- What did the party guest say when there was no guacamole left?
- “I’ve hit guac bottom.”
- How do avocados talk to each other?
- They just guac and roll.
- How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
- Avo cuatro.
Silly & Extra Avocado Puns
- The avo-lcano is about to erupt
- If loving avocados is wrong, I don’t want to be ripe
- Not yet. Not ripe. Still not. Eat me now! Too late. — Avocado
- The avocado said, “I know I’m extra.”
- One avocado said to the other, “You’re hardcore.”
- Why was the avocado a rock star? Because it was hard core
- Quack-a-mole
- Avocadon’t get me started
- Can I have your last avocado? Avocadon’t you dare
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