69 Best Avocado Puns [Free Joke Cards]

Avocado puns are the perfect way for moms and dads to engage with their kids through laughter and play! These funny avocado jokes and wordplays can make meal times or rides in the car way more fun.

Several years ago, as a young mom, I was trying to find the perfect way to connect with my kids while they were away at school. One day, I decided to put a printable lunchbox joke in their lunches. I had no idea this simple (but silly) note would make such a big impact on our relationship in the best way possible! 

Every time my kids became interested in something or the seasons changed, I would add to our joke and riddle collection (like our fish jokes, turtle jokes, or our confusing riddles) 10 years later (and counting) jokes and lunchbox joke cards are still connecting us with one another. 

I know what you are thinking because I thought the same, “How can a joke connect me with my kids?” 

Trust me! It can! 

Not only have I received thousands of emails from readers telling me how our simple jokes have changed their relationship with their kids, but I have seen firsthand in my own family how simple conversations and jokes can break the ice, relieve stress, and bond parents and kids in the simplest ways possible to create lasting relationships with one another.

I know these avocado puns can come in handy in your life, too!

Best Avocado Puns

• Things are all ripe for now
• You’re all I avo wanted.
• Let’s avo party!
• Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio day
• Hass, if!
• Thank you for avo-rything.
• Avo a great birthday!
• “Avo-cuddle.”
• If loving avocados is wrong, I don’t want to be ripe.
• Quack-a-mole
• Avo never let you go.
• “You’re the avo to my toast!”
• Here I am, Guac you like a hurricane!
• Let’s avo-cuddle.
• The avo-lcano is about to erupt.
• “Avo-nice to meet you!”
• It’s guac-tail hour!
• Avo you doing today?
• Avoca-go!
• I’m avocontrol!

• Hass, queen!
• The avocado said to its pit, “Without you, I’m empty inside.”
• The avocado’s belly said to it, “You’re pitiful.”
• You have guac to be kidding me
• Avo good one!
• My favorite dessert is avo-gato.
• Not yet. Not ripe. Still not. Eat me now! Too late. -Avocado
• Avo-cardio
• Avoca-don’t start with me.
• You’re going avo control.
• Well this was guacward.
• Avoca-Gogh
• The avocado said, “I know I’m extra.”
• Thanks for your hass-pitality
• You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not an avocado.
• You’re avo-lutely amazing.
• “Avo-channel your inner superfood!”
• Great job. Bravo-cado!
• Avo always love you!
• Avocadon’t get me started

• The plane is carrying avo-cargo.
• You Guac My World
• If life gives you avocados, make guacamole.
• Rock out with your guac out
• One avocado said to the other, “You’re hardcore.”
• Sending you Avo-cuddles.
• Avocado, you’re always in my heart!
• “Avo-good day, mate!”
• I’m between a guac and a hard place
• You have an avo-can-do spirit.
• Avocado, I love you!
• Thanks for you Hass-pitality.
• Bravocado!
• And they live happily avo after.
• Can I have your last avocado? Avocadon’t you dare.
• How do avocados talk to each other? They just guac and roll.
• What did the lovely avocado couple say when they finally got engaged? “The time hass come!”
• Why was the avocado depressed? Because it felt pitiful.
• Why was the avocado frustrated? Because it was in between a guac and a hard place.
• What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together? Avocabros.

• What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in? “I’ve hit guac bottom.”
• How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish? Avo cuatro.
• What did the avocado say after a yoga session? “Namaste-cado.”
• What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it? Holy guacamole.
• What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates? “Rock out with your guac out.”
• Why was the avocado a rock star? Because it was hard core.
• What do you call an avocado that’s been kissed? Smashed avocado.
• How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery? “I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
• What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job? “Bravocado!”

What are your favorite avocado puns? Don’t forget to share them in the comments! And don’t forget to download our avocado pun cards by joining our email list!