Computer puns are a fantastic way for moms and dads to engage with their kids through laughter and play! These techy jokes and wordplays about computers can make learning about technology or screen time more enjoyable. Whether you’re talking about coding, using gadgets, or just having fun online, computer puns are sure to bring smiles and giggles. Plus, they can inspire kids to think creatively and come up with their own jokes!
Why I love Sharing Puns with My Kids
Several years ago, as a young mom, I was trying to find the perfect way to connect with my kids while they were away at school. One day, I decided to put a printable lunchbox joke in their lunches. I had no idea this simple (but silly) note would make such a big impact on our relationship in the best way possible!
Every time my kids became interested in something or the seasons changed, I would add to our joke and riddle collection (like our fish jokes, turtle jokes, or our confusing riddles) 10 years later (and counting) jokes and lunchbox joke cards are still connecting us with one another.
I know what you are thinking because I thought the same, “How can a joke connect me with my kids?”
Trust me! It can!
Not only have I received thousands of emails from readers telling me how jokes and puns from our website have changed their relationship with their kids, but I have seen firsthand in my own family how simple conversations and jokes can break the ice, relieve stress, and bond parents and kids in the simplest ways possible to create lasting relationships with one another. (Learn more on how to use jokes as a parenting tool)
I know these computer puns can come in handy in your life, too!
Computer Puns
- What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers? Tech knuckle support.
- My wife wanted me to drop the kids at school. She knows I’m a master of drag and drop.
- I’m trying to come up with a computer joke, but all the good ones have already been processed.
- Where do computers go to dance? The disk-O.
- There are two kinds of SysAdmins—those who back up and say UPS before a power supply outage, and those who do it after.
- Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? They got connected and built a great connection.
- How did a kid become efficient in computer studies? He learned it thoroughly, BIT by BIT.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
- What’s a hacker’s favorite hobby? PHISHING.
- Why did the computer go to school? It wanted to become smarter than a calculator!
- Why don’t computers get sunburned? They always have plenty of shade!
- I asked my computer to make me breakfast, but all it gave me was “spam”!
- I told my boss we should get rid of unwanted redundancy. I got booted.
- What do computers snack on? Microchips!
- Why are there 1024 bytes in your system? Probably because there are a lot of bugs in the system.
- What is my computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
- I’m trying to come up with a computer joke, but I’m afraid it might byte!
- What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell!
- How can a person working on a computer become rich? By using a lot of SHIFT; it might SHIFT their financial situation!
- A SQL statement walks into a bar and asks 2 tables if he can join them.
- My boss wanted to know if I could change the DNS server settings. I told him ICANN.
- What is my computer’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory”!
- What do computers do on a beach vacation? Surf the net.
- Dead hard drives should be encrypted.
- Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many “bugs” in its system!
- Why don’t computers ever get lost? Because they always follow their memory!
- How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
- What’s a computer’s favorite type of tea? USB-rewed!
- Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many “memory leaks”!
- Did you hear about the woman whose daughter adopted a baby? Instagram.
- What is my computer’s favorite movie? “The Social Network”!
- Who is a computer’s favorite singer? A Dell.
- Why did the computer wear a jacket? It thought it might catch a byte!
- When data can’t drive, it takes the bus.
- Where do computers go for gigs? They prefer going to DISC – O.
- Do you know the band 1023 megabytes? They haven’t had a gig yet.
- Old programmers never die. They just don’t C very well, or C#.
- What do you call a computer superhero? Screen Lantern!
- Why can’t an IT guy keep a girlfriend? He turns them all off and on again.
- What is my computer’s favorite book? “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Internet”!
- Why are spiders so good at the internet? They know all the good web sites.
- How am I with PowerPoint? You could say I am Excel at it.
- Where do naughty disk drives get sent? Boot camp.
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Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. She is a certified Life Coach with her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer; Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.