25 White Elephant Gift Ideas Everyone Will Fight For!

Last Updated on March 11, 2022 by Michele Tripple

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‘Tis the season for white elephant gift exchange parties. Here’s a list of 25 laugh-worthy white elephant gift ideas that everyone will be fighting for.

25 White Elephant Gifts Ideas Everyone Will Fight For

Christmas is the season for hot chocolate, snowball fights, snuggling by an open fire, and of course, white elephant gift exchange parties. This year, be prepared by buying the one white elephant gift that everyone will fight for.

Here is a list of 25 of the most hilarious white elephant gifts that everyone will fight for!

Beer Belly Fanny Pack

Yes, you can have a dad-bod, too! Strap on this fanny pack and you are ready to go conquer the world. Perfect for on-the-go- fits your phone, wallet, keys, and a little snack for later.

“Bring Me Chocolate” Socks

For all the chocolate lovers out there, who are too lazy to get up and get food themselves. Not too stylish, but that’s what makes a white elephant gift truly remarkable.

“Big Dill” Mug

This mug is perfect for anyone who thinks of themself as a “big dill”. Buy one for yourself, if you want. Must love puns! And pickles!

Bacon Band-Aids

Who hasn’t imagined being covered in bacon? I know I have! Well, dreams are coming true with these bacon band-aids! It’s a shame they aren’t edible.

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Show off your high-class education by giving these Shakespearean insult bandages. “Thy breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.” These are sure to get people laughing out loud.

Exercise Block

We all know that exercise is hard, and most people only do it for the “gram” (Instagram). Make exercise a heck-of-a-lot easier with this exercise block!

Tiny Hands

Ever since I saw the SNL clip about the Maharelle sisters, I have been dying to buy these. Do yourself a favor, watch this video and then buy these tiny hands for your white elephant party this year!

Poo Dough

You can finally make your own poo, that doesn’t stink! This is a great gag gift and I imagine it would come in handy on April Fool’s Day as well. Hint, hint.

Don’t Step In It

This game actually seems like it would be so fun to play! Players are blindfolded and have to walk through a maze of poop without stepping on it. I honestly think this would be such a fun white elephant gift to receive, my family would love it!

Pimple Popping Toy

Is there anything more disgusting than pimple popping? I dare say there is not. Now you can give the gift that keeps on giving with this pimple popping toy! Buy refills if you are feeling generous. I know a lot of Dr. Pimple Popper fans that would pay good money for a gift like this.

Emergency Clown Nose

An emergency clown nose for those times that you really just need one. Like when you want to be a clown for the office party, or scare the kids down the street. Guests will get a good laugh out of this gift!

Dundie Award “The Office”

“Office” fans around the world have long dreamt of winning a Dundie Award. I have good news! Now is the time to make your dreams a reality. This reminds me of a white elephant gift I got as a teenager, my brother gave me an award for being the “heaviest female”. *Cue eye roll*

Stapler in Jello Pin

Another classic gift for any “Office” fans out there! Jim’s pranks will live on in our hearts for many years to come, especially with this attractive pin. Can’t they please bring back “The Office”?!

“I Pee in Pools” Hat

We’ve all got that one friend…This hilarious hat is a perfect white elephant gift. One lucky guest will wear love to wear this hat with pride.

Chicken Leg Socks

Chicken legs are coming back in style, didn’t you know? These knee-high chicken leg socks are sure to get people laughing. Wear them with shorts and show them off!

People of Walmart Calendar

Have you ever been “that” person at Walmart? Find out by looking through this “People of Walmart” calendar. The photos in this calendar are nothing short of hilarious. My personal favorite is the “hair in a can” model.

Toilet Paper Earrings

With all of the seriousness surrounding the crazy toilet paper shortage of 2020, we all definitely need something to laugh at! These are even sparkly to make them fancy.

Hand Sanitizer Earrings

Okay, hear me out! These earring are a silly joke and would be a hoot for anyone to wear out in public. Can you just see someone coming up to you to see if they are real?

Shave and Play Barbie

Once you have seen this Shave and Play Barbie, you cannot unsee it. For that, I apologize. But in all seriousness, you will win Christmas this year with this white elephant gift. So original and deeply disturbing, it ticks all the white elephant boxes.

Old Age Pills

This is a super cute, cheap white elephant gift that will make people of any age giggle. Everyone gets old eventually, right?

Egg Keychain

This egg keychain is absolutely adorable! I actually want to buy one for my husband this Christmas. It will make a great, mild white elephant gift this year.

“Potty Like a Rockstar” Bathroom Wall Art

Nothing like a cute floral poster that says, “Potty Like a Rockstar”. This poster is hilarious and would make a great addition to your bathroom decor.

Fart Extinguisher Candle

This might just be the best name for a candle that I have ever heard. Keep your house smelling fresh with this scented, fart extinguisher candle. Guests will definitely be fighting over this white elephant gift.

Novelty Toilet Paper

Of course, this list wouldn’t be complete without toilet paper in some form. This novelty toilet paper is embroidered with the phrase, “ I wipe big butts & I cannot lie”.  A little cheeky and a lot hilarious!

Cat Poop Necklace

Give the cat-lover in your life the ultimate gift, a cat poop necklace! This necklace even comes with a “litter box” to add to the fun. If this doesn’t get fought over, I don’t know what will!

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‘Tis the season for white elephant gift exchange parties. Here’s a list of 25 laugh-worthy white elephant gift ideas that everyone will be fighting for.

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